Jian Ran, who just turned nineteen, is an ordinary sophomore. Just a month ago, he was suddenly told that he would replace his cousin, who escaped from marriage and fled abroad, to marry the Jian familyâs largest business partner, Ren family.
At first, Jian Ran refused. Although same-sex marriage was has been legal for 800 years, he prides himself to be a straight man who is straighter than steel, and has no interest in homosexuality.
Reluctantly, Jianâs parents try to persuade him, giving cars and houses. The grandfather of Jian family also swore that as long as he agreed to the marriage, he would give him 10% of the shares.
Jian Ran gave up on being stubborn after some force and temptation, mainly by temptation.
Hell, that way he wonât have any financial problems. After all, there are a lot of married couples here, but only a few are truly lovers, and there are even less true love. Nine yuan to get a certificate, exchange for luxury cars, mansions, and shares -a good deal.
Jian Ran stared at the WeChat contact name his mother gave him. While recalling the feeling of driving a new sports car, he happily sent a friend request to the other party.
[You need to send a verification application and wait for the other party to accept it]
Jian Ran clicked send and ignored it, then started another game.
After playing a game for half an hour, Jian Ran looked at his phone again, he received a reminder that [The other party refused to add you as a friend].
Jian Ran:???
Jian Ran muttered âHarmony makes moneyâ, and typed : I am Jian Ran.
This time, the other party responded quickly: Who?
A few seconds later, the other party accepted Jian Ranâs friend request.
Jian Ran didnât try to make small talk, he didnât even greet him, and directly said: My mother asked me to get the certificate with you tomorrow.
.R: By coincidence, my mom said the same.
Jian Ranranran: Then see you at the gate of Tianhe District Civil Affairs Bureau at 3 oâclock tomorrow afternoon?
.R:âŠ
.R: Iâm not in Guangzhou.
Jian Ran just remembered that the Ren family seemed to be in Beijing.
The place of obtaining the certificate must be the residence of one of the two parties. Although Jian Ran has never been married, this is common.
Now they have two choices, either Jian Ran will go to Beijing, or Mr. R will come to Guangzhou.
Jian Ran made a choice without hesitation.
Jian Ranranran: Come to Guangzhou, I will reimburse the ticket.
.R: Canât come.
Jian Ranranran: ?
.R: I broke my leg while jumping.
Jian Ranranran:âŠ
Jumping activities can break his leg. Are you kidding me?
Jian Ran reluctantly agreed to go to Beijing to collect the certificate with his sympathy for the disabled.
.R: Three oâclock in the afternoon, Dongcheng District Civil Affairs Bureau.
Jian Ranranran: 1
Jian Ran quickly booked a ticket to Beijing. His university is in Beijing, and there is one month to go before classes start, so he thought he wouldnât come back, and make up a month in his roommateâs place.
After making up his mind, Jian Ran opened his roommateâs WeChat.
Jian Ranranran: Wouldnât it be convenient if I wanted to stay at your house for a month.
Shen Zixiao: Yes, the room fee is 1,000 per day.
Jian Ranranran: You better off getting rid of your skin, Iâd better go to a hotel for 1000 days
Shen Zixiao: My house is much better than the hotel. [You better off getting rid of your skin] What do you mean?
Jian Ranranran: It means, you can pull it down, get rid of it.
Shen Zixiao: You Cantonese people speak really weirdly. When will you arrive?
Jian Ranranran: Tomorrow, I want the largest guest room. [Bow thanks]
Shen Zixiao: Should I pick you up at the airport?
Jian Ranranran: No, Iâll do something and go straight to your house when itâs over.
Shen Zixiao: [Wait for you.jpg]
Jian Ran called his mother again to report her about his whereabouts.
Jianâs mother was not very satisfied: âWhen are you coming home? Why did you just leave without at least visiting your mother?â
Jian Ran casually said: âIsnât this going to spend a honeymoon with my husband after getting the certificate? Besides, you2Â and my dad are not at home every day, and I canât accompany you if you want to.â
Jianâs mother: âAll right, the son who married out spilled water3. Is there any money left?â
Jian Ran: âThere is.â
Jianâs mother: âMom will give you another 500,000 yuan. When you and your husband are together, be generous. Donât let the Ren family look down on our family.â
Jian Ran: ââŠOkay.â
The next day, Jian Ran was taken to the airport by the driver. As a college student who is about to get married, he was very calm.
Not only him, the Jian family and the Ren family are very calm too. The meaning of two parents is that getting a certificate is a matter for young couples, so they donât get involved too much. When the two get married, a special event will be held, to let everyone know about the indestructible friendship between Jianâs and Renâs.
On the happy day of receiving the certificate, Jian Ran dressed casually, blue T-shirt and khaki overalls, carrying a backpack, and dragging a suitcase with one hand. Obviously it was an ordinary attire, but when he passed by a group of young girls, the eyes of a few young girls next to him were firmly locked on him, as if there is no attractive people other than him
Jian Ran knew that the girls were peeking at him, he stopped and looked back, the girls suddenly stopped looking at him, they instantly turned on the cool mode and looked down at the phone as if nothing had happened.
Jian Ran smiled secretly at the girls, what a cute creature.
After getting off the plane, Jian Ran took a taxi directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Once he arrived at his destination, he was dumbfounded. He swears, he had never seen such a long line in his life.
Most of the people waiting in line for the certificate are heterosexual couples, and there are only two or three pairs of same-sex couples. Several flower shops and photo studios have been opened around the Civil Affairs Bureau, which can be described as a one-stop service.
Jian Ran walked out of the convenience store, looked around for a long time, and suddenly realized a problem.
Fuck, he doesnât even know what that surname Ren looks like!
Jian Ranranran: What are you wearing?
.R: White T-shirt black trousers.
Jian Ran looked around again, his eyes locked on a person.
White T-shirt black trousers, alone on the side of the road, sitting in a wheelchair.
Very good, perfectly matched the description
Jane Ranâs expression slowly froze.
âŠWait, but they say that Ren was a handsome man! This hairline is so high that it looks like a ponytail from the Qing dynasty, and this man also has a third layer of belly! Mom, your man type is not normal!
Jian Ran took a deep breath, only to feel that every cell in his body was screaming and rejecting.
Even if he doesnât take this marriage seriously, donât test him like this! The thought of taking wedding photos with this person in the future, holding a wedding, Jian Ran simply feels suffocating.
At this time, a young voice sounded behind him: âJian Ran?â
Jian Ran looked back.
It was a tall boy, with a simple drop-shoulder white T-shirt, black trousers, his eyes seemed to have been kissed by God, very charming, and he was an undeniably handsome Japanese guy.
Jian Ran stared at his face for a few seconds, and said, âWhere is your wheelchair?â
Didnât you fucking break your leg?!
âHuh? Now you said that.â The boy said slowly, âItâs all right now.â
Jian Ran laughed angrily, âIt was broken yesterday, but today is all right?â
This boy is not the least bit ashamed of being exposed to lies, âWell, surprise.â
Surprise ghost, dad almost died of shock!
Jian Ran gave the boys a middle finger in his mind and said coldly, âGo in line.â
The boy was not in a hurry, âSomeone helps to line up, and we can get the certificate at any time.â
âThen what are you waiting for?â Jian Ran said impatiently, âIâll finish early to go home early, and I have an appointment at night.â
The boy glanced at the suitcase beside Jian Ran and said lazily: âLetâs go.â
Jian Ran followed the boys directly to the top of the line, a middle-aged man in his thirties was politely inviting the couple behind to go in.
The boy called out: âBrother Xu.â
âHey, you guys are here!â The man glanced at Jian Ran and smiled: âThis is the son of the Jian family, right? I thought the photo had been Pâd4, but I didnât expect the real person to be more handsome than the photo.â
Jian Ran smiled politely.
The man asked: âDid you bring everything? ID card, family registration?â
Jian Ran: âBrought it.â
âDid you bring the marriage photo too?â
Jian Ran and the boy looked at each other, âNo.â
The boy explained: âWe just met for ten minutes.â
The man was a little speechless, âThen you go to that side to take a picture, you can take it after the picture is finished, very quick.â
Most couples already prepare their photos in advance, so there are not many people in the photo studio. When they arrived, there was only a couple who were taking pictures because they forgot to bring their photos.
After the girl got the photo, she seemed very unhappy, her face was elongated, and her mouth was shattered: âOur original photo was taken at an Internet celebrity photo studio, It took a few hours to edit the photo, youâre too perfunctory, look how big my face is.
The shopkeeper looked helpless, âMiss, the internet celebrity photo studio is a few hundred yuan per piece, I only cost 20 yuan, what else do you want, you are in such a hurry, I donât have time to fix it for you.
The girlâs eyes were red, and she grieved: âThen I donât want such an ugly photo on my marriage certificate.â
The boy hurriedly pulled people aside and try to persuade her: âDonât cry, babe, should I go back to get the photo now?â
âIt will be dark when you come backâŠâ
âThen letâs get the certificate tomorrow?â
âTomorrow is not Valentineâs Day!â
The shopkeeper got a headache because of the girlâs quarrel, saw Jian Ran and the others, his eyes lit up, âYou two are here to take pictures?â
Jian Ran nodded, âWedding photos, the fastest kind, donât need to be photoshopped.â
The girl was slightly stunned when she heard the words âno need to photoshoppedâ. She looked up and saw two handsome guys walking into the studio one after another. With a whimper, she cried even harder: âIâŠI want one too. A face that doesnât use P pictures!â
Jian Ran and the boy sat side by side in front of the camera, the red cloth behind them was dazzling.
Jian Ran was depressed, to find that the boy was a head taller than him.
In the south, Jian Ranâs height of 1.78 meters5Â is considered good, but in the north, he is not tall enough to see him, he can only use regional differences to comfort himself.
Itâs rare to see a pair of high-value husbands. The photographers are full of energy and enthusiastically command: âYou both please get closer, right, right, and closer-oh, donât be shy!â
Jian Ran: ââŠYou can just shoot, really.â
The photographer did not hear: âThe two heads tilted towards each other, the corners of mouths raised, imagine your sweet days after marriageâŠâ
Jian Ran didnât move, so the boy took the initiative to move, and Jian Ranâs shoulder was against his chest.
With a âclickâ, the photographer pressed the shutter, âA few more pictures, you can laugh a little more happily.â
âNo need,â Jian Ran stood up, âJust this one.â
The photos came out soon. The photo retoucher was the first to see the photo, she couldnât help saying: âAhhhhhhhhhh, so handsome!â
Jian Ran glanced at it. The two people in the photo, one indifferent, the other casual, donât look like they are taking wedding photos at all.
The boy stared at the photo, thoughtfully, âThere are two words written on your face.â
âwhat?â
âForced marriage.â
Jian Ran reacted and deliberately asked: âDidnât your mother too. Forcing you?â
The boy looked at Jian Ran with a smile that was not a pure smile, âNo, I volunteered.â
Jian Ran was stunned, just about to ask why, and then remembered that he was actually voluntary too. He guesses that the other party is in the same situation, After receiving a lot of benefits from the Ren family, he agrees to marry him.
After getting the photo, Jian Ran was about to pay, but stopped by the shopkeeper with a smile.
âBrother, I wonât charge you. Can I keep your photos for samples?â
âForget it.â The boy rejected the shopkeeper, he looked at Jian Ran and said, âMy wife will be shy.â
Notes: Hi! This is our very first TL so please tell us if there is an errors^^
1
Chinese Valentineâs Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qixi_Festival
2
formal form of you
3
Means a woman who has gone out to marry, no longer belongs to her family, but belongs to her husband. (Like the water spilled out from the vessel)