We were baffled by the words that came out of the mermaidâs mouth, who I just fished out of the water.
Her lower half is a fish with pitch-black scales, while her upper half is a beautiful ladyâs torso.
She has long and voluminous purple hair thatâs more than enough to cover her entire back.
However, the mermaid in front of us has slits as eyes and doesnât look as friendly as the mermaids Iâm acquainted with on our farmâMadame Platy, Madame Garra Rufa, Madame Lampeye, and Madame Puffer.
âHuh? Are you pipsqueaks orcs?â
The mermaid who introduces herself to us as a witch notices our appearance.
Obviously, she would.
After all, we are monsters.
âIf there are monsters here, does this mean that this ship belongs to the demon race? But then, why would they be out here of all places?!â
We get that misconception a lot.
However, our master isnât a demon. He is Lord Saint Kidan!
âOh well. Lady Luck certainly wouldnât be on your side today if you fished me up in the middle of this vast ocean. Maybe with a shark, things wouldâve ended much simpler with a few bitten off limbs here and there.â
I sincerely apologize from the bottom of my heart for fishing you. Wonât you please let this pass?
âWhat? Strange for an orc to talk like a human. Do not fret, however, for I am no longer angry.â
Is that so?
Ah⊠What a relief.
If things got tense between us, we would be in big trouble with Madame Platy.
âYou hooked at the right time, though. Why donât all of you become my guinea pigs for my new concoction?â
Huh?!
âI was just looking for land-dwelling test subjects to see how I can slaughter them. It shouldnât hurt killing one pseudo-living being or two.â
The mermaid takes out a test tube filled with colored liquid from her breast pocket and opens the lid to spill its contents.
Hey! Donât dirty the deck!
âLet me tell you why Iâm called âThe Witch of the Abyssâ before you die. Iâm researching how to turn mana into life, you see.â
The liquid she just spilled on the deck formed bubbles and soon took on a semi-solid form.
âItâs research to artificially create monsters just like you. It was considered heretical by the Mermaid Kingdom, so they tried to capture me. Thatâs why Iâm currently on the run.â
The foam kept expanding until it stopped just above the height of a typical goblin like Gobukichi.
To us orcs, it looked tiny.
Nonetheless, all of us couldnât help but tremble in fear.
The foam took on a more tangible form, resulting in a slimy mess that looked like a combination of an octopus and a human.
It had sharp fangs in what appears to be its mouth, sharp enough that getting bit by it looks like it would hurt.
There were 30 of its kind in total.
Wonât the ship sink with this many people (or monsters) onboard?
âGo forth, my little Deep Ones! Donât bother living if you canât kill these lowly orcs!â
The monsters that emerged were now well defined and faithfully listened to the mermaidâs orders as they charged to attack us.
No one anticipated a bloody tragedy to unfold on the deck.
âHah!â
âHmph!â
âTake that!â
Our younger men are on a roll.
Not all of us are needed to lift even one finger.
Three of them wield mana metal axes made by Lord Saint, flinging all the monsters off the ship, making a big splash far off in the distance.
âKeep it up, guys. Dropping them too close to the ship would scare away all the fish, after all,â says Orkuma as he commends our men.
I agree with what he said.
âImpossible! They may be still in development, but they have shown the best performance and have outdone the rest of my models! Yet, they lost to mere orcs!â
âWeâre not your typical orcs,â says one of our younger men in response to the astonished mermaid.
Hey, whatâs with that cocky attitude?
âWe are orcs who mutated into Warrior Orcs thanks to our Lord.â
âThatâs not all. We also have two Legatus Orcs with us, a further mutated version of a Warrior Orc.â
Thatâs not something to brag about, good grief.
Even our Lord knows how to be modest. Canât they learn a thing or two from him?
âNot so fast,â says one other orc who stops the mermaid from trying to jump back into the water and escape.
Why do such a thing? Let her go if thatâs what she wants.
âYou think weâll let you escape that easily after attacking us like that?â
âHeâs right. You could at least give us an apology.â
Theyâre so bothered by trivial things.
If you try to press her like that, youâre going to face some conseque-
âGah!â
See? I told you so!
The witch took out a flask much larger than the test tube. Even the color of the liquid inside it is much more ominous!
âYou leave me no choice but to use this! Iâm not sure about its stability, but whatever! Iâm bringing this ship down with me!â
The flask shatters onto the deck, and the monster that gushed from it areâŠ
Twofold bigger than last time.
âAhhh!!!â
âBig! Too big! The ship is sinking!!!â
âSecure the mast! That huge thing could snap it in half!â
Itâs not as massive as Lady Veil in her dragon form, but itâs big enough to make us look up.
Its size is more than enough to overturn the ship!
âHahahaha! Thatâs right! Panic more! Do you regret thoughtlessly retaliating against the Witch of the Abyss now?!â
Youâre the one who made the first move, thoughâŠ
âGo, Forbidden Deep One! Let every last orc fall into the sea!!!â
The witch orders boldly, but the giant beast doesnât respond.
âHuh?â
It grabs its master with its octopus-like tentacles.
âWha- Hey! I knew it was still out of control! Itâs just a reject!â
This isnât the time to be carefree.
The giant monster opens its mouth wide and brings the mermaid towards it.
Itâs going to swallow her alive.
âNooooooo! Someone, save me!!!â
And just before she was about to be swallowed⊠the giant monster disintegrated into a hundred pieces from the swing of my ax.
âŠOrkuma!
âGot it!â
Orkuma sends the pieces of flesh far away from the deck and into the water.
âKyaaaaaa!â
The mermaidâs relatively tiny body was blown away with it, but I took a giant leap and caught her.
I gently land on the deck with her in my arms.
âYouâŠâ
It still would have hurt falling into the water if she had fallen from that height.
The rest of the orcs let out a cheer after seeing me princess-carry the mermaid.
âYou⊠Who the hell are you? Didnât someone just say that youâre a Stage Two mutated orc?!â