Todayâs meeting attendees seated around the table:
Starting from me, the chairman and moderator.
On either side of me are Platy and Veil.
Orc representative Orkubo and goblin representative Gobukichi.
Aileron from the elven group and Panu from the satyr race.
The earth spirits.
Pochi.
Angel Horkosfon.
Our special guests: the Demon King and Sensei the Lifeless King.
The gods Hades and Poseidon.
We also have Mrs. Astres (in her final month) who is Belenaâs former boss, and her irreplaceable buddy Batemy.
I would like to start the meeting with these members.
And itâs titledâŠ
âThe First Meeting on Belenaâs Existenceâ!
âIsnât that kind of exaggerated?!â exclaims Belena, all embarrassed. âArenât most of our attendees too eminent for this?! Even Lord Zedan is here! I could die any second from the shame Iâm feeling right now!!!â
âOh, come on.â
I said the most obvious thing I could think of.
âYouâre a member of our farm, Belena! Itâs only natural for us to help you find meaning in your life!â
Right, guys?
Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is halved sorrow. Thatâs the beauty of helping each other!
Weâll all work as one and help overcome your suffering!
ââŠIn brief, Belena stayed on the farm because she was confident in her abilities as an alchemist specializing in teleportation, but wasnât recognized for her usefulness in that regard. In the meantime, more and more waypoints were added and everyone was able to use teleportation magic, with her becoming less and less neededâŠâ
And finally burst into tears a few days ago.
âActually⊠is teleportation magic that rare and valuable?â
Letâs hear what the Demon King ruling over the demon race has to say about this.
âAffirmative. Not only is it difficult to learn, but itâs also much handier than other alchemy spells, so its users are strictly regulated by the state.â
âIn the Demon Kingdom, you must first report to the authorities who will investigate your background and ideology before being granted permission to learn the spell. If itâs an alchemist unauthorized by the state, that alone is enough reason to put up a bounty and capture them.â
Seriously?!
âŠWouldnât it be a problem if we were being taught such a valuable spell indiscriminately?
âItâs a little late to worry about that now, isnât it?â
âThis farm is full of exceptions, after all.â
They seem to have some insight into it.
Letâs return to the real issue at hand.
âIn other words, Belenaâs magic, though considered rare and valuable to the world in general, is just unremarkable here! Itâs like a bat in a birdless forest going out to mingle with wyverns!â
Batemyâs on fire.
But please stop adding to that flame, youâre making your friend cry harder.
âWhat Belena needs, I think, is a new quirk!â
âYou smoothly inserted a suggestion?!â
âShe needs a new skill to replace teleportation magic and be useful here at the farm! That way, her importance, profile, and salary would naturally increase and may even open doors leading to new opportunities!â
Batemyâs suggestion has some truth to it, butâŠ
What quirk should we supplement Belena with?
âWhy donât you drink a potion and become a mermaid? The potion that lets land-dwellers turn into mermaids is still a work-in-progress, so you risk turning into bubbles instead of a mermaidâŠâ
âWould you like to bathe in dragonâs blood? In exchange for being mentally broken, youâll be invincible.â
âŠWere Platy and Veilâs respective suggestions.
However, the risks that come with it are far too dangerous.
Also, Platyâs suggestion of a mermaidizing potion doesnât make much sense since there are already mermaids like her.
I solicited suggestions from the other attendees.
What new quirk should be added to Belena?
âBecome unparalleled in the dungeon.â
âDefeat strong monsters in one punch.â
âLive in the forest.â
âProduce milk.â
âBury herself underground!â
âWoof! Woof!â
âShould I lend you one of my mana cannons?â
âShall I make you immortal?â
âShall I giveth thou mine own blessing?â
âHow about eating cod roe?â
Were the suggestions proposed.
âWhat do you think, Belena, did any of those sound good to you?â
âTheyâre all impossible for me!!!â
Yeah, I thought so.
ââŠMay I?â says Mrs. Astres as she raises her hand.
Though sheâs a queen now, she was once a member of the Heavenly Four, and above all else, Belenaâs former superior.
Sheâs probably the one who knows Belena the best.
âBelena truly was a competent aide during my time as a Heavenly One. An aideâs job is to support their superior from behind the scenes. In that respect, there was no more thorough person than her.â
She kept in close contact with the other units, gathered and analyzed information prior to fighting their enemy, managed resources and coordinated plans, as is often the case in mobilizing an army.
It was a simple but important job and one that couldnât be done perfunctorily, yet Belena had done it all flawlessly.
âCompared to her, Batemyâs work was somewhat inconsistent, but she compensated for it with the facility of her humble lifeâs upbringingâŠâ
âI have the conviction that such talents of Belena will serve her well here at the farm. Why donât we let her contribute to the farm in those areas?â
Thatâs true.
In fact, Belena did most of the work negotiating with the demon trader Shax and making arrangements for Letasreitâs arrival.
All done reservedly, so she doesnât make it known.
Why didnât I notice this sooner?!
Her administrative and negotiation skills are fairly valuable on our farm.
Itâs enough to make Belenaâs new quirk!
âWhat do you think, Belena? Do you think you can continue contributing to our farm by doing those?â
âNo.â
Huh?!
I thought this was already resolved! Why the sudden plot twist?!
Are you sure, Belena?
Itâs your long-sought, personal quirk!
âI donât want to be useful in an ordinary way when Iâve been indebted to your extraordinary farm, Lord Saint! I want to do something flashier, something that will be remembered by everyone!â
What?!
âBut I donât have those super-duper powers! Itâs sad! If only I had more power, I could turn it to my quirk!!!â
âLike what?â
âLike this!â
âGahahaha! This saintâs farm will perish at the hands of the evil demon general Erinsoir!!!â
âWait! Evil demon general Erinsoir!!!â
âBastard, who are you?!â
âI am Belena, faithful servant of Lord Saint! I preserve the peace on this farm!â
âHmph, donât get the wrong idea, Belena!â
âWhat?!â
âI didnât come here to save you! I will defeat you! I wonât allow you to be defeated by anyone but me!â
âEvil demon general Erinsoir!!!â
âTherefore, for today alone, I am your helper! Come, let us plow the fields together!!!â
ââŠLike that! I want to stand out like that!â
ââŠâ
Everyone got fed up.
Dismissed.
I repeat, meeting dismissed.
I feel sorry for the people who came from far away just to attend this meeting.
At least weâll have dinner later, so please eat, drink, and enjoy yourselves before leaving.
As for you, Belena, weâre appointing you as our farmâs administrative negotiator effective today.
Itâs an important job, so we need you to go all out and help us.