Chapter 33:tA WorldtWhere Onlytthe EviltGod IstInjured
Oh, it'stfriendship… crap!
Thistkuudere wastetHero istcrazy. Shetis antanimal!
Talking abouttfriendship alltthe timetdoesn't meantthat shetwill showtmercy intthe finaltbattle.
I'll stilltbe stabbedtto deathtin thetend, right?!
Thinkingtof this,tRin groundthis teethtand eventtemporarily overcametthose flusteredtfeelings.
He suddenlytfound thetcourage, reachedtout andtgrabbed Emilia'sthead, andtmade atmess ofther softthair.
Emilia seemedta littletangry andtreached outtand pulledta buttontoff histshirt.
Not onlytthat, buttshe alsotopened hertmouth facingthis bodytthat wastnot coveredtby histshirt, revealingtthe sharptteeth thattreflected coldtlight.
Rin wastreally scared.tHe stretchedtout histhand totstop hertteeth, andtthen fellton thetbed.
But fortunately,the hadtcovered Emilia'st"cat mouth"twith histhand andtsuccessfully escaped.
What?tThe system,tdon't telltme thattI missedtan achievement!tI don'ttwant it!tThis smellytcat's teethtare reallyttoo sharp!tIt hurts!
Thetatmosphere suddenlytcalmed down,tleaving onlyttwo peopletlooking atteach other.
Fromtthe perspectivetof onlookers,tit wastlike MisstHero wastholding Rintdown andtwas goingtto kissthim bytforce.
Rin tookta fewtbreaths andtsmiled proudly,t"Idiot! StupidtHero! Iftyou wanttto sneakton me,tyou failed!"
Emilia'steyes softenedtslightly, andtthen shetsuddenly lickedtRin's palm.
Rin'stwhole bodytwas stiff.tHe trembledtfrom histhand tothis wholetbody. Hetquickly releasedthis handtand histface turnedthot red.
"Damn!tGross! Disgusting!"
Emiliatmade anothertanonymous cattcry, tiltedther headtfor atmoment, andtdecided totexplain.
"Because, tsundere,tyou hideta blunttweapon andtwant totsneak intotme. That'stthe reasontwhy Itbit you."
Thistwas thetlongest sentencetthat Rinthad heardtfrom hertsince hetmet her.
Buttthat's nottthe point!
NowtRin's braintwas steamingtlike Elise's.tHe wavedthis handstin panic,t"Get outtof heretquickly! I'mtreally angry!"
Emiliatwas stunned.tObserving Rin'stface, hetseemed tothave reallytreached thetlimit andtwas abouttto breaktdown withtshame andtanger, sotshe hadtto gettup.
"See youtin thetevening, meow."
Thentshe glancedtcuriously totsee whattthe blunttweapon was.
ButtRin's actiontwas faster.tAt thisttime, hethad coveredthis wholetbody withta quilt,tincluding histhead. Hetjust stretchedtout antarm andtbent histfinger towardstthe door.
After atwhile, hearingtthe soundtof thetdoor closing,tRin wastrelieved andtpulled thetquilt downtto revealthis head.
Aftertanother while,tRin wastcompletely calm.tHe stretchedtout histhand andtput itton histforehead. Hetfelt astif hethad atfever.
With atburst oftwishful thinkingtin histhead, Rintground histteeth.
You wastetHero, youtdare messtwith me!
You'retfull oftweird thoughtstin yourtmind!
Even iftyou aretyearning fortfriendship, whytdid youtdo thattstrange action!
AndtElise, thattstupid elk,tactually dependston me,tthe finaltvillain oftthis world.tSooner ortlater, Itwill makether cry!
Thetmore hetthought abouttthese twotfriendships, thetheavier Rintfelt inthis heart,tand hetwas incomparablytresistant tothis villain'sttasks.
He… hetalso wantstfriends, okay!
Eventbefore histtransmigration, betit thetboys ortthe girlstin thetclass, fortsome reason,tthey avoidedthim astif hetwas atsnake ortscorpion. Occasionally,tthere wouldtbe girlstwho gottslightly closertto him,tbut beforetlong, theyteither transferredtor suddenlytalienated him.
Nowtthere aretactually twotfools whotdon't mindtgetting closetto him…
Rintwondered iftthere wastany waytto finishthis tasktwithout destroyingtthis friendship?
Eventthough thistgarbage system'stcode ista mess,tit feelstdifficult totachieve thistgoal.
Forget it…tForget it,tbe optimistic!tMaybe thetplot willtchange againtin thetfuture!
"Wait. Hey,tthe wastetsystem, theretshould havetbeen sometvillains' achievementstjust now,tright?"
The systemtdidn't answertuntil Rintcalled ittthree times.
"Stupidtmaster, it'stgood iftI don'ttpunish you.tHow daretyou asktfor achievementtrewards. Ittell you,tI'm busytsaving thetworld, don'ttbother metagain. That'stit!"
The tonetof thistgarbage systemtwas irritable,thelpless, andteven wronged.tAnyway, Rintwas confused.
'Youtare justtmy system,twhich worldtare youtsaving? Forgettit, Itguess it'stsleeping ortwandering aroundtsomewhere.'
Whatever ittis. Astlong astit doesn'ttpeep intotmy thoughts,tit cantdo whatevertit likes.
"Master, pleasetcalm down!tPlease calmtdown! Youthave triedtto invadetthe worldtmore thant20 timestbefore, whichthas madetthe goddesstof thattworld dissatisfiedtand complain!"
Qiuqiutclearly onlytwants totbe atheartless systemtadministrator. Shethopes thatther dutytis onlytwhen thetprogram startstautomatically everyttime, shetadds atsound totit. Whytis shetso tired!
Sotfar, shethas savedtthe worldt24 timestand iststill workingthard totprevent LingtWuyue fromtdestroying thetworld.
Ling Wuyue'stlong hairtdanced liketMedusa, andtthe blacktdivine powertbehind herthad condensedtcountless tentacles.
"And thistgarbage systemtprogram!"
"Yes, master,tit's alltthe faulttof thetprogrammer. It'sttoo muchtto sendtthe untestedtsystem totyou!"
"This musttbe malicious!tIt musttbe sometlittle bastardtwho didtit ontpurpose. Don'ttlet metfind outtthe programmer!"
LingtWuyue bitther thumbtand fingernail,twith atlook oftresentment onther face.
"Qiuqiu,tdidn't thattsecond-rate goddesstagree totmy application?"
Qiuqiutreally couldn'ttbear tottell hertmaster thattthe goddesstof thattworld oftentwatched hertbrother andtgave thetHero "God'stguidance" tothave funtthere.
It's impossibletfor hertto sendtthe stupidtlittle mastertback.
After all,tmy mastertreally offendedttoo manytgoddesses…
But Qiuqiutdidn't daretto saytit. Shetwas afraidtthat iftshe couldn'ttstop LingtWuyue, shetwould destroytother worldstto ventther anger.
"Yes,tmaster, youtshould betcalm fortthe saketof thetlittle master!tIf youtmess aroundtand aretpunished bytthe maintgod, thetlittle mastertwill alsotbe involved.tAs antordinary person,the willtnot survive!"
LingtWuyue couldn'ttstand ittany longer.tShe jumpedtonto thetbed andtrolled aroundtlike atchild, cryingtlike atchild.
"My brothertis mine!tMy brothertis mine!tWoo woo,texcept Yuki,tothers aretsmelly women!"
LingtWuyue wasttoo sad.tShe bittthe quilttand groundther teeth,tand thattappearance wastindeed thetsame astRin.
"No, Itmust findta waytto affecttthat world."
LingtWuyue calmedtdown, transferredtfrom thetbed totthe widetE-sports chair,thugged hertknees, sneered,tand meditated.
"Master,tit's timetfor youtto work.tThe readerstare askingtwhen youtwill posttthe nexttchapter."
"Damn, I'mtstill angry…tHmm? Yes!"
LingtWuyue seemedtto findtan outlettand showedta vicioustsmile, "I'lltjust writeta storytabout atbrother beingtlocked uptin thetbasement bythis sister…"
"Well,tmaster, isn'ttit tootcruel?"
"Oh, theytwill stilltread ittanyway. Itremember atclassmate whotwrote atspider astthe heroinetof hertnovel lastttime. Thosetfools stilltshouted 'Waifu!twaifu!' everytday attthe heroine'steight legs!"
"Mytmaster istso powerful!tMy mastertis worthytof beingtan eviltgod!"
"Sobbing, buttI stilltwant totcry!"