Volume 7, Chapter 2 - Konoha Hoshinomori and Guided Ones
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Translator: your_pingas
âYouâŚconfessed to Amano-senpai?â
My scream is echoing throughout in the bathroom of Hoshinomoriâs house thatâs full of steam.
I canât help but stop washing my hair and look back. Then, onee-chan sank her mouth into the bathtub and made a bunch of âbububububâ noise in embarrassment.
To clear up the mess in my brain, I washed away the bubbles on my head with a shower as I started remembering how did things go this way.
The night after our gaming hike with the rest station at the mountain as the finish line.
Onee-chan, whoâs taking the next bus to get her mobile game rewards, returned home almost an hour after me. Since itâs getting late, Iâm more or less worried about onee-chan going home alone. So, Iâm quite relieved when I saw her coming back at the expected timeâŚHowever, upon closer examination, I realized thereâs something wrong with her.
Her eyelids were swelling a bit, and her mood seems to be unusually excited. While she talked a lot, she didnât mention too much about the things that happened after I left.
Although my parents, whoâre sitting on the sofa and paying full attention to the TV shows, didnât pick up on this, I noticed it because I ate dinner together with onee-chan.
I canât let this go that easily. Donât tell me this onee-chan, whoâs kind of a cute girl, encountered something that sheâs not even willing to tell her parents after I left. My head is filled with nasty scenarios. I really hate all the hentai game knowledge Iâve built up in my brain in times like this.
However, itâs not like I can question this directly in front of my parents. In the final moments of my frustration, I decided to suggest something we havenât done for a couple years to onee-chan.
Do you want to bath together today?
Of course, onee-chan rejected initially due to embarrassment. Even so, basically, my older sister canât deal with stubborn people. After a while of begging, she immediately agreed with a blushâŚUh, as a little sister, Iâm also worried about her passive attitudeâŚ
Anyway, back to the topic, I managed to find out what happened during the âLost Hour.â
In the end, I didnât expect an ultra wild plot like this.
From a different perspective, onee-chanâs relationship is quite likely to go straight to a bad ending like the plot development in hentai games. I really didnât see this coming.
I slowly washed the shampoo on my head away. Then, I turned the bath stool towards the tub direction and prepared to ask for details.
âYou confessed to himâŚWhat the hell is wrong with you, thatâs really sudden!â
My question made onee-chan raise her head from the bathtub. Sheâs even blushing really hard in embarrassment and looked away before answering me.
âItâs not like that. Well, âŚitâs too much to call it a confession, Konoha. After all, I justâŚI just expressed my thoughtsâŚand my feelings for Keita to know without holding backâŚâ
âEh, if thatâs not a confession, then what is?â
I asked dumbfoundedly. Then, onee-chan put her finger on her chin and tilted her head as if sheâs trying to be cute.
ââŚWant me to tell you now?â
âWhy are you acting like the host of a variety show! I canât pretend you can treat your confession like this. Our onee-chan isnât feminine in the least bit, youâre in the negative zone!â
âBut I revealed everything about NOBE and Mono to him as wellâŚâ
âHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!â
Another ultra wild plot. What is this? Did onee-chan lose her mind?
The bathroom is echoing with the noise of water droplets falling from my hair and splashing onto the ground only.
I froze entirely and fell speechless. Then, onee-chan let out an âahâ before apologizing to me and continued.
âSo, Konoha, you donât need to pretend to be NOBE and Mono anymore. Thanks for everything in the past.â
âUh, âŚeh? I-I canât change my feelings if you said that suddenlyâŚâ
ââŚUh, K-Konoha, cut!â
Onee-chan pretended to be adorable and raised her arms with a splash. Sheâs even talking like a director at the sceneâŚWhat is this?
âEh, the problem isnât with the way you said it! Why did you suddenly switch me off from the NOBE and Mono roles without any confirmation!â
ââŚI-Itâs because your pay keeps risingâŚâ
âWhy is the reason so similar to those overseas series? By the way, onee-chan, when did I ask for a high salary from you!â
âY-Youâre the one that robbed it from your onee-chan! The âfeelingsâ Keita has for NOBE and Mono are the rewards you took..â
âMy onee-chan is feeling pretty smug after insulting someone! This is super annoying!â
âSo, please stop stealing Keitaâs feelings from onee-chan, Konoha.â
âStop giving me that victim look! Youâre the one that asked me to act like those characters!â
âMoreover, Keita mentioned you have a fatal difference with the personality of NOBE and Mono. What a horrible character selection.â
âYouâre even saying that Iâm a horrible character at last! I-I dealt with so much crap because of your terrible role assignment!â
âYouâre right. Now that Iâve revealed my identity to Keita, and I even got a decent reaction. So, I feel like the time when you pretended to be me, It should be kept as a secret from everybody. What a terrible history.â
âHey, I feel like thatâs cheap enough for me to kill someone.â
ââŚI-Iâm sorry, Konoha. Iâm really hyped with the confession, so onee-chan was a bit high just then.â
Onee-chan sank her mouth into the bathtub and made a bunch of âbububububâ noise again, this time itâs in guilt.
I let out a sigh as I turned the stool back to the showering space again. Then, I decided to shower while I ask for all the details once again.
âThen? How did the confession go? Sigh, judging from the atmosphere and the process, I can already feel you two didnât go togetherâŚâ
However, if thatâs the case, Iâm curious why onee-chan isnât sad at all.
She raised her head from the bathtub and gave me a rough explanation. âWell-â
So, when I finished showering, onee-chan finished explaining everything.
âI got it.â I washed away the bubbles on my body as I answered.
âAlthough the confession was unsuccessful, you two didnât lose your friendship or somehow turned into a cheating relationship.â
âYes. This is all thanks to Keitaâs honesty and gentleness.â
Onee-chan said that before smiling embarrassingly. I immediately got it after seeing her expression.
(Ah, this way, it looks like onee-chan loves him even more, after all. This is enough, forgive meâŚ)
Well, the worst part is that even I have to praise Amano-senpaiâs way of âdealing with another girlâs confession when heâs in a date.â
(He didnât give a vague expression. Instead, itâs a direct rejection. However, he paid attention to not hurt the girl too muchâŚThis is a 10/10 rejection. But, thatâs why I want to ask, donât you think senpai is cheating a bit too much!)
Getting a girl to love him even more despite rejecting her. This is cheating. Thatâs nasty. Ah, I hate it, I hate it.
âŚH-Heâs really adorable.
(What is this! What is wrong with Keita Amano! If heâs even more attractive when he managed to maintain his chastity over other girls, doesnât that make everything worse for onee-chan and me! Our emotional drama already got two girls that understand how a woman feels when sheâs depressed with love despite all of us being virgins! Why! None of our problems were solved yet!)
What is this twisted situation? Itâs literally like a family-friendly version hentai game, except all the sexual parts are gone with only adult relationships remaining. I canât believe something like this exists in reality.
My heart hurts when I think about it. I canât help kick everything around. The hot water on the ground is splashing everywhere.
âK-Konoha?â
Onee-chan looked at me worriedlyâŚThis onee-chan, I bet she didnât even realize sheâs still genuinely in love yet. Itâs great for me to confess to Amano-senpai, and it seems we can still be friends happily! I guess thatâs what she thinks.
I donât think that mindset is wrong. Compared to onee-chan getting tortured by unable to confess her feelings and real identities, she mustâve felt a lot better now. HoweverâŚ
(Can loveâŚbe bound by rationality that easily?)
It was over after the confession was rejected. The possibility of this route was utterly destroyed. The failed female protagonist will only appear as a âfriendâ in the following episodesâŚDoes love in real-life have such a systemic âendingâ like this?
The feelings she has as a girl, it completely switched to that of a âfriendâ after a rejectionâŚThings like this shouldnât be as easy as onee-chan has imagined it.
âŚNo, am I overthinking this just because I played a lot of hentai games? After all, I really suspect the friendship between a guy and a girl.
ââŚSigh, whatever.â
I looked at onee-chan. âŚThen, I smiled and congratulated her.
âIsnât this great? Itâs not bad to be normal friends with senpai, right.â
Onee-chan blushed at what I said. After that, she answered with her brightest smile.
âYeah! Thanks, Konoha!â
ââŚOkay.â
âWell, Iâll take a shower now, Konoha. You should warm yourself up in the bathtub.â
ââŚThanks, I will.â
Onee-chan and I switched places, and I went into the bathtub.
Onee-chanâs bath water is still hot, warm enough for me to feel how blessed she is.
*
Then, a week later, the calendar reached November.
This year, Hekiyou High School planned to host the cultural festival in late November. Thanks to this, I, as the student council president, was busy dealing with a bunch of chores. I canât even play hentai games freely, not to mention a date with boys from other schools. This is upsetting.
Also, I asked onee-chan how Otobuki High Schoolâs cultural festival is going. I got an unexpected reply: theyâre not even organizing a festival this year.
It seems that Otobukiâs âmega cultural festivalâ will only be held once in three years.
That feels pretty relaxed. Iâm getting envious. However, a once-in-three-years opportunity means that itâll be more luxurious and exhausting than other schools. That has its own issues as well. Iâm already sympathizing with the students that are in the council next year right now.
Anyway, thatâs why Otobukiâs students are basically enjoying their usual autumn school lives. Onee-chan and Amano-senpai, whoâre second years, are preparing for the school trip in late November. Itâs a bit busy, but I heard theyâre still operating normally.
So, the Game Hobby Club meetings seem to be held three times a week as usual.
-Thereâre no obstacles.
(I thought they would feel a bit more awkwardâŚ)
Indeed, in contrast to the worries I had, I think the relationship between onee-chan and Amano-senpai is going pretty well. Of course, I should put an asterisk reminding people that âthis is my idea after I heard what onee-chan told me.â However, at least I can guarantee that there arenât any significant changes in their friendship.
Moreover, I guess onee-chan is glad that sheâs chatting even more happily with Amano-senpai about gaming. Of course, their perspectives on gaming still haven't changed. So, I think their âbickering frequencyâ is the same. Perhaps even that was treated as a joke between them as well. She was thrilledâŚTo put it simply, onee-chan finally developed a ânormal friendshipâ with Amano-senpai at this point.
From onee-chanâs perspective, this is a summary of her relationship with Amano-senpai.
Fellow ] Rivals ] True Love ] One-sided Love ] Normal Friends (NEW!)
âŚOnee-chan is incredible in this six months. What happened? Perhaps a reality show director is handling my onee-chanâs life right now?
Come to think of it, the real monster should be a certain otaku boy.
After all, a lot of things happened between onee-chan and him. On the other hand, he even started dating the school idol and almost kissed his friendâs girlfriend. At the same time, he just robbed a hentai game loving girlâs heart. The no.1 spot of âKing of Plot Twists,â Keita Amano.
âŚI guess I went off-topic for too long.
Anyway, onee-chan seems to be just as happy as she was right now.
By all means, she can still talk ânormallyâ to Trashara, Karen Tendou, and even Agu-senpai. The effect of the confession on her wasnât as significant as I expected.
Although that was an excellent outcome, âŚfrom onee-chanâs perspective, I feel like thatâs âexactlyâ why she canât let it go.
I heard onee-chan and Amano-senpai want to explain that confession thing sincerely to Tendou-senpai before returning to their normal lives.
âŚHonestly, this âfitsâ their style.
Itâs dumb and naĂŻve, and also unexpectedly selfishâŚHowever, itâs kind of respectable in some parts. What a pure decision that fits onee-chan and Amano-senpaiâs style.
However, from what Iâve heard from onee-chan, thatâs âexactlyâ the problem that theyâre struggling with.
Basically, itâs already hard for onee-chan, Tendou-senpai, and Amano-senpai to talk to each other. Even if itâs possible, they canât lead the discussion, and Tendou-senpai would leave before they can even start discussing itâŚThe pattern occurred a few times in this week alone.
If thatâs the case, why donât you two just text or call her? Although I thought about that, it seems that they think itâs not sincere enoughâŚThese people are surely a pain.
Anyway, thatâs why onee-chan still canât get over this little bit right nowâŚ
âSenpai, donât you think this feels a bit weird?â
âEh? What do you mean by weird?â
After school, a Wednesday in the second week of November. I managed to squeeze out a little time by quickly finishing everything in the student council. Currently, Iâm sitting with Amano-senpai at the lunch area of the convenience store.
On the plain table, thereâs a bottle of black coffee in front of me, which feels a bit manly. As for Amano-senpai, he got himself a carton of lemon tea with a long straw.
Senpai is sipping his lemon tea with a peaceful expression as if heâs a herbivore. I canât help but smile upon seeing that look, but then I realized todayâs not the time to enjoy it. So, I calmed down and asked him again.
âUh, I mean the âdifficultyâ of striking up a conversation. Is it normal for that to happen?â
âThereâs nothing about normal or not, âŚit really happenedâŚâ
Amano-senpai looks like he still doesnât understand what Iâm suspecting.
I deeply sighed and decided to be straightforward.
âIs Tendou-senpai avoiding you two?â
Amano-senpai gave me a shocked expression after hearing what I said. However, he immediately let out an âahahaâ laugh as if this is a joke.
âKonoha-san always gets these interesting thoughtsâŚâ
âNo, senpai, Iâm not fooling around. In reality, when two out of three people wanted to âmentionâ something, yet they canât even talk about itâŚWill the situation happen this frequently?â
âAy, like what Iâve said before, thereâs nothing about normal or not. It really happened.â
âThatâs why I think this is weird-â
Just as Iâm leaning forward as I continued to theorize, Amano-senpai interrupted with a confused look.
âTo say that itâs weird, âŚbasically, why would Tendou-san âavoidâ this topic?â
âWellâŚâ
He hit the nail on the head right away. I fell silent. Then, senpai continued after taking a sip of his lemon tea.
âSigh, from your argumentâs perspective, Iâm not entirely unable to understand what youâre saying. Honestly, from my impression, âŚI can more or less feel that Tendou-san is especially fast at stopping the topic.â
âL-Look, that means Iâm indeed right-â
âHowever, I canât find a reason.â
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
I fell silent again. Amano-senpai scratched his head.
âSo, I thinkâŚthe reason why we canât explain the confession thing to Tendou-san successfully, I guess it has to do with ourselves, right? Think about it. Perhaps we subconsciously think that âwe really donât want to say itâ or âitâs hard to explainâ and just subtly missed the chance, right?â
âWellâŚâ
This is genuinely what Amano-senpai or onee-chan will guessâŚ.Also, this is the most reasonable explanation.
However, I still feel like something is wrong.
We, âŚno, onee-chan and Amano-senpaiâs relationship is always full of turmoil and misunderstandings. However, not all of that was based on âaccidents,â right. Someone has to plan something in advance with a clear idea, and a misunderstanding occurs after a series of interactions.
In this case, if two out of three people âwantâ to talk about itâŚIf the discussion ended up failing, this could only mean that the remaining person â Tendou-senpai, is planning something else.
I canât help but mumble with a stiff face. Then, Amano-senpai smiled gently at me.
âThank you, Konoha-san. I feel like youâre always worried about us.â
âEh? Ah, itâs not like that. Instead of saying worryingâŚâ
âI freaked out when I heard from Chiaki that she told everything to you. However, at this point, I also felt from the bottom of my heart that this is the best outcome.â
âR-Really?â
âYep! After all, thanks to this, I can chat happily with you once again.â
Senpai smiled like heâs sincerely happy before continuing.
âEven though the interaction I had with you on the internet was fake, âŚIâm still thrilled when Iâm just merely talking to you. Also, I love it.â
âEh? Itâs fine. Uh, wellâŚâ
Heâs still looking at me with an innocent expression and straight-up cozying to meâŚI donât know how to answer aside from feeling embarrassed.
(T-This is cheating! Amano-senpai will only stop me from talking about erotic thingsâŚHowever, what he just said was just as vicious and lethal! J-Jeez, I canât believe heâs such a cheeky person. Wonât he feel embarrassed by saying stuff like thatâŚ!)
C-Crap, my faceâs flaring up. What is this? This is too weird. Thanks to all the hours I have in hentai games, I will never embarrass myself over erotic things nowâŚHow can this senpai make my heart beat so fast by saying something so innocent? I canât accept it. Iâm unwilling to accept it.
I curled my lips before letting out a sigh, even using my hands to fan my face.
During this time, Amano-senpai spoke up with a slightly bitter smile.
âSo, I also want to explain everything sincerely to Tendou-san and enjoy the time with everyone without feeling guiltyâŚHmm, itâs quite difficult.â
âUh, you didnât mention anything about onee-chanâs confession to TrashâŚno, Uehara-senpai, or Agu-senpai?â
âYes. Itâs because I feel like we must be ones that report to Tendou-san. For example, âŚif you heard another girl confessing to your own boyfriend little by little from your friends or some other people, isnât that the worst?â
âAy, I feel like thatâs quite annoyingâŚâ
At least onee-chan will give others a terrible impression. I bet Amano-senpai cared this the most.
âThatâs why I hope we can explain it to Tendou-san as soon as possible, âŚbut why are things not going well for us?â
Amano-senpai sighed. I suggested to him once again.
âUh, senpai, like Iâve said before, thatâs because of Tendou-senpaiâŚâ
âYou mean sheâs avoiding us? Konoha, while I appreciate you for worrying over us, âŚbut Iâll feel bad if I just force the responsibility on Tendou-san without any evidence.â
ââŚPerhaps, youâre rightâŚâ
I canât think of anything else to retort.
An awkward silence fell onto the two of us. I get it, Iâm very annoying today.
However, âŚno matter what, I still canât disagree with what Iâve said.
(Onee-chan and Amano-senpai feel awkward. While this is worthy of compassion, âŚbut my instinct is mumbling even more information at me. This problem must have a âlethal misunderstandingâ hidden within it!)
Also, I can guarantee that the âtruthâ can become my weapon as wellâŚIt just depends on how I use it. This expectation is why Iâm trying my best to clear everything and meet with Amano-senpai today.
However, I think itâll be difficult for me to ask Amano-senpai for more details right now.
I let out a sigh and said, âI understand.â
âAs a spectator, Iâm not going to ask for anything anymore. Sorry for saying all that weird stuff.â
After I apologized, senpai freaked out and quickly waved at me.
âNo, no, no, itâs okay! I really appreciate you for worrying over us! Sorry, I feel like weâre trapping ourselves in some unnecessary ârestrainâ and even dragging you downâŚAh, speaking of dragging you down, I also wanted to apologize for something else. I think you spent a lot of time and effort pretending to be Mono and NOBE as well. Uh, Iâm sorry.â
Amano-senpai bowed down and apologized to me. For a second, I was shocked and bulged my eyes, but then I chuckled and answered.
âWhy are senpai apologizing? Youâre quite weird, you know. Arenât you the one that was lied to?â
âUh, but I think you wasted a lot of time because of meâŚâ
After he said that, Amano-senpai seems to be embarrassed by what he said to me before and scratched his cheeks.
âŚWhatâs wrong with this person? Heâs literally the definition of Mr.Nice Guy. Even if he was pranked on a TV show, he seems to be the type that says âthanks for today everyoneâ and hand out drinks to the staff.
However, âŚthatâs right. This is what Amano-senpai looks like. Heâs the guy IâŚwe love. Vulnerable, doubtful, a baffling amount of restraining, âŚand always being honest.
I chugged down my bottle of coffee and let out a âphewâ as I sighed.
(Although I hate to say this, I think I can slightly understand whatâs on that psycho little brotherâs head. While weâre almost the same, but if Iâm senpaiâs little sister, âŚIâm sure Iâll be the type that overprotects him.)
My onee-chan is just as awful. However, despite her looks, she still got a quite prominent part from a creatorâs perspective. So, Iâm not that worried about her. But when it comes to Amano-senpai, âŚhow should I put it? He seems even more vulnerable to tricks than onee-chan, especially when itâs about interpersonal relationships.
Uh, but, onee-chan also counts as a âbeautifulâ girl. Judging from senpaiâs immediate rejection of her confession, perhaps he got some fierce mental resistance? âŚNo, no, no, if Iâm the one that confessed, Iâm afraid that Iâll push senpai over with my full strength and rape-
âK-Konoha-san, are you okay? I feel like youâre breathing so fast and your glare is scary!â
âAh! Iâm sorry. I was a bit turned on just then.â
âWhat are you going off aboutâŚAy, it seems that youâre just the same as usual. Iâm relieved.â
âEh, senpai, can I ask you how do you define âsame as usualâ please!â
âWhy are you even protesting with an unwilling-to-admit look? If you donât like that, then please act more politely in front of meâŚâ
âAh, senpai, come to think of it, donât you think some bottles look a bit too erotic?â
âAs soon as Iâve said it!â
Senpai looked at me, dumbfoundedlyâŚRight, I get this is my âusualâ look. Honestly, I realized his impression of me just then, so I barely and reluctantly flipped on my erotic switch.
I smiled mischievously at senpai and fondled the bottle on the table with a flirty look. As for senpai, âŚheâs not embarrassed anymore and even let out a sigh before looking in the distanceâŚCrap, the once-innocent Amano-senpai is already used to erotic things. Who stained his mindâŚI guess it should be me.
After defiling senpai, I started talking about hentai games, which is something we havenât been able to talk about in a long time.
âBy the way, senpai, did you play anything good for fapping recently?â
âYouâre bringing that up as if youâre just casually talking about the weather.â
âAlso, I didnât. Iâm not feeling it.â
âFeeling what?â
âSo, lately, Iâve been using Amano-senpai only.â
âIâm not going ask you where did you use it. Absolutely not!â
âIsnât it masturbation?â
âAH! AH! AH!â
Amano-senpai covered his ears and screamed. I pouted.
ââŚSenpai, whatâs wrong with you? Youâre acting like as if we werenât the same type.â
âEh, we arenât the same type in reality! I didnât know you thought I was the same as you!â
âBut senpai plays hentai gamesâŚâ
âIf you think all hentai game lovers are like you, then youâre dead wrong! Hentai game lovers arenât defined as âpeople who loudly talk about sex,â right! Moreover, âŚIâm the type that wants to enjoy hentai games from a plot or the gameâs perspective-â
âOh, so whether the character is adorable isnât important? Itâs okay for the girlâs face to look like a geometrical square?â
ââŚUh, I didnât mean that, âŚwell, âŚI also hope the illustrations are cute as wellâŚâ
Amano-senpai started stuttering. Crap, heâs so cute. Thatâs why I can never stop sexually harassing senpai.
The actual problem is that I donât talk about erotic things usually, and I donât intend to. I only go overboard in front of Amano-senpai because his reactions are really adorable.
I canât help but continue asking.
âBy the way, senpai, what are your preferences on that side?â
âWhat kind of serious sexual harassing question is that?â
âItâs nothing. Iâm just asking for your âopinionâ on the game. I was thinking, how would senpai rate âthat partâ when youâre playing hentai games.â
âUgh, âŚwhat a cunning way of paraphrasingâŚ!â
As long as I mentioned that weâre talking about games, this person is just as easy to trick.
He gave me a frustrated look for a whileâŚThen, although his face is as red as a tomato, he mumbled and answered.
âI-I feel likeâŚas long as itâs n-normalâŚâ
âWhat do you mean by normal?â
âUh, itâs because, honestly, Iâm a typical guy. No matter how impressive the plot is, I canât go on when thereâs something unusual going on in the intimate scenesâŚâ
âAh, just like the common issues Iâve briefly talked about earlier. The gentle and introverted protagonist suddenly goes berserk during the scenes. That plot will make people feel uncomfortable. Even if itâs okay for fanservice, it doesnât make sense when it comes to the plot or the characters.â
After I expressed my agreement, perhaps senpai was interesting in gaming, so he spoke up.
âYeah, Konoha-san! When the player just felt âhey the storyâs good,â if the protagonist suddenly starts swearing in the sex scenes, I really donât know how I should feel about the plot!â
âExactly. I experienced that. Even though itâs pure romance, yet the main character suddenly pulling out sex toys at that scene. I think Iâll lose around 70 to 80% of my mood as well.â
âThis means that youâre still 20% excited, right. Uh, thatâs not important. Itâs really like what youâve said. From this point alone, perhaps you wonât encounter it in dating sims. This is just a standalone hentai game issue â a sudden appearance of the creatorâs sexual fetishes.â
âYouâre right. Also, that kind of plot is the scene that âexposesâ everything, so Iâll feel that the character is only being the true himself/herself at that moment.â
âFor example, âŚthe straightforward MC is, in reality, a douchebag that ties up the female protagonist with ropes. Ay, of course, itâs fine when both sides agreeâŚâ
âRight. Just like senpai and me.â
âThis person started making up things again.â
âHey, despite my looks, Iâm really interested in BDSM.â
âWho cares. I should say, I donât want to know my friendâs true fetishes.â
âAlso, isnât senpai a hidden sadist?â
âIâm getting more and more determined to charge you for sexual harassment and damaging my reputation.â
âSenpai is getting embarrassed again, even though youâre enjoying it. Wow, senpai is surely cute.â
âThe person that tarnished her reputation with sexual harassment always thinks about this kind of flippant stuffâŚâ
âAh, so, whenever senpai thinks about me while fapping, please refer to the walkthrough I gave you just then.â
âThis is the first time that I really want to forget a walkthrough.â
âAlso, in my imagination, senpai is a guy that never holds back when it comes to insulting people with swears.â
âYou have never heard me swearing in real life, though.â
âEh? What did senpai just scold me? A female pig?â
âI didnât say that!â
ââŚOh, hoâŚâ
âThis person is enjoying herself way too much! I think youâre already happy enough from the ending you imagined in the head!â
ââŚAlright, letâs put the jokes aside.â
âIâm not going to forget everything just because you said that!â
Senpai is good at fussing over things. No matter how ridiculous I was, Iâm only 90% serious with what I just said. I hope he doesnât consider me as a pure erotic girl.
We drank our coffee and lemon tea and rested for a while.
Then, senpai cleared his throat and said, âWellâŚâ
âI should confirm this from you. Your love of hentai games and saying erotic things, did Chiaki ask you to act like that for meâŚâ
Heâs asking me very worriedly-
I slowly stood up from the chair and pointed both fingers to my waistâŚAfter that, I generously announced.
âPlease just relax! Iâm not wearing it!â
âThen youâre literally a true erotic girl! Also, isnât this meme a bit too old!â [Note: This is a joke by the Japanese comedian Tonikaku Akarui Yasumura.]
Senpai complained loudly. The supermarket staff glanced at us, so I sat back down and answered him.
âThat was just a joke, âŚhowever, I only wish that senpai would believe me on this.â
âBelieve what?â
âI, Konoha Hoshinomori, no matter when and where, will never wear panties in my heart!â
âThe most regrettable part is that I know youâre not pretending.â
âSenpai talks like that again. No man in this world will hate a lusty high school junior girl, right.â
ââŚWell, Konoha-san, if thereâs a guy from another school that bragged about not wearing underwear started talking to you, how would you feel?â
âEh? Iâll call the cops right away. Thatâs disgusting. It sends shivers down my spine when Iâm just thinking about it.â
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
Senpai squinted and stared at me, âŚthe Hekiyou student council president quickly looked away.
ââŚI-I mean, think about it, people will only tolerate because Iâm cute-â
âNo, thatâs enough, Konoha-san. Itâs okay. I understand that youâre not acting already. Please just shut your mouth.â
âHmm, âŚI get it, senpai is surely nasty as well. You want me to shut my mouth and spread my legs-â
âShut up!â (in English)
Iâm afraid that this is probably the first time senpai used an English word. Yes, if thatâs the case, even I will freak out and immediately quiet down.
So, after nearly a minute of silence, when both of us have calmed down, senpai chuckled and spoke up.
âYep, ..but Konoha-san, even though I said that just then, âŚIâm still relieved. That erotic side of you is the real Konoha-san.â
âUh, although Iâm the one thatâs trying to prank, I donât feel good with you representing âthe real Konoha-sanâ with that interaction aloneâŚâ
I let out an annoyed look, and Amano-senpai laughed genuinely for a whileâŚThen, with that smile, he reached his pale and soft hand to my side.
âSo, please stay as my âbad companyâ from now on, Konoha-san.â
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
Although I froze for a moment, âŚat the next second, I deeply sighed before grabbing his hands tightly and answered.
âJeez, youâre certainly cheekyâŚIâm the one that should thanks senpai.â
*
After I bid farewell with Amano-senpai and left the convenience store, âŚinstead of going home directly, I started walking towards downtown.
(I should check out the game store.â
Perhaps itâs because Iâve chatted with Amano-senpai about hentai games, I really wanted to play something right now. Since Iâm still wearing Hekiyouâs uniform, I canât enter the hentai game areaâŚHowever, I somehow wanted to play pure romance titles right now, so itâs not that big of a problem.
The sunset stained the city. Rarely, I started appreciating the scenery around as I slowly strolled on the street.
(After all, Iâve been busy lately, âŚuh, even though I didnât finish anything.)
Even so, for some reason, I feel like my shoulders arenât as tight as before. Itâll never be like this even if I had a good sleep or just took a hot bath. Right now, Iâm feeling pretty relaxed.
(Is it because I can finally reveal my fetishes and honest words that Iâve kept for a long time?)
However, I think itâs not just that alone. This level of peacefulness can be acquired every night by lazily lying on the bed half-naked.
âHmmmâŚâ
I canât help but mumble at this confusing phenomenon.
The reason is that Konoha Hoshinomori has always invested all her energy on everything, âŚsuch as the student council, jobs, hentai games, and imagination. The energy output is quite massive. So, Iâm two times as sensitive to ways that can relive tiredness or stay focused. If weâre talking about coffee or energy drinks, Iâm even confident that I can brag about them easily for three days.
So, I hope that I can understand the âreasonâ why my body and soul are full of energy. Perhaps itâs from the bottled coffee at the store? Or is it because I temporarily isolated myself from the chores in the student council?
On the way to the game store, I put my fist under my chin and started pondering about it. I compared every single element to my previous state and verified them in detail.
So, I became lost in thoughts for around 10 minutes.
After I saw the destination, I finally finished my investigation and said my conclusion out loud.
âItâs been a long time since I last saw an alive Amano-senpai. This stimulated my sexual desires and increased my vitality in the end.â
âSeriously, please just die, you stinky bitch.â
ââŚEh?â
A middle school brocon is looking at me with a despising and arrogant expression-
-Kousei Amano is right here, and I didnât even notice it.
*
âW-Why are you hereâŚâ
I bulged my eyes in surprise as I backed up quickly. Then, Kousei Amano, who still acted like he didnât care anything, swept up his bangs as if heâs pretending to be cool and answered with a sigh.
âThatâs my line. Why would a bitch mumble next to a road and even dare to talk about âsexual desiresâ openly? Ah, I get it, itâs because youâre a bitch. Bitches certainly suck.â
âEh, can you not call someone a bitch in public? Thatâs horrible to hear!
âWhat do you mean by horrible to hear, itâs because the word âbitchâ is your name. I canât help it, right?â
âI have a perfectly fine name called Konoha Hoshinomori!â
âCan you please stop acting like âHoshinomoriâ is your name? Youâre saying that like youâre related to Chiaki-senpai.â
âIâm her little sister! Iâm really her biologically related little sister!â
ââŚI feel like I shouldnât trust genetics when Iâm looking at you.â
âWhat a coincidence, me too!â
How can I agree that this guy shares the same bloodline as Amano-senpai? Honestly, whatâs wrong with Amano-senpaiâs family dynamic and environment? Why would one family have the mindsets of this little brother and that older brother? What a mysterious parenting method, âŚwell, Iâll skip our family for now.
Just as Iâm letting out an âughâ and stared at him, âŚKousei Amano seems to have lost all interest in me. He even tried to rapidly walk away from me. I pulled a fast one and chased after him and spoke.
âWait! You just met a senior, yet youâre leaving without bothering to greet, where're your manners?â
ââŚI canât believe the bitch thatâs mumbling about her sexual desire is talking about mannersâŚâ
Kousei let out a huge sigh. I scolded him even further.
âJeez, your brother is way better than you. I really want to boil his nail stain for you to drink.â [Note: This is an idiom in Japan that urges the person to be more respectful.]
âI would love to!â
Kousei answered with a determined look, âŚthatâs crazy. Kousei Amano, heâs still just as insane.
He cleared his throat and started walking as he gave me a disgusted look.
âBy the way, can you stop messing with me? This will affect my recommendation and evaluation.â
âWhy! Moreover, Iâm just heading in the same direction as you!â
âHmm? If youâre looking for rich middle-aged men that are hunting girls, I think you can find them near the station.â
âWhat is your impression of mine!â
âEh, of course. Itâs-â
âAh, sorry, please donât say it, I donât want to hear anything.â
I put my hand on my forehead and interrupted his answer, âŚmy head is dizzy from the pain. Kousei Amano, âŚhe counters me so hard.
I kept a bit of distance from him as I headed towards the game store.
ââŚKousei, donât tell me youâre going to the game store as well?â
Kousei bulged his eyes in surprise upon hearing my question.
âEh, youâre going as well? But they donât have any adult toys for saleâŚâ
âIâm really going to punch youâŚIâm just going there to buy some games.â
âOh, a bitch can sometimes understand how a human should be.â
âWhat is that wicked concept of âa bitchâ in your head? âŚWhatever, Iâll stop here. However, arenât you the weird one? Youâre not as interested in gaming as your older brother do, right?â
âYouâre right.â Kousei answered calmly.
âIâm not really into games. Even if I donât say anything, my brother will buy something home as well.â
âHuh? Then why are you going to the store alone?â
âIs it necessary to ask that?â
Kousei is answering me with a calm âwhy are you even bothering to ask thisâ tone.
âIâm on patrol. I need to check whether the place that my brother often visits is dangerous.â
âThatâs crazy.â
I canât help but say it out loud. Although I lack any words to describe this situation, in my heart, this is how I feel about Kousei. Thatâs crazy. Totally insane. Whatâs with this little brother?
Kousei doesnât care that I was shocked and continued naturally.
âAy, to my brother, that place is even less dangerous than a playground, âŚbut think about it, thereâs a chance for him to meet something terrible.â
âWhy are you looking at me with a bitter smile?â
âMoreover, I heard that the game store is where the âfake girlfriendâ first talked to my brother, âŚif only I was there, I couldâve prevented all of this.â
Kousei started biting his lips. I canât help but answer on Tendou-senpaiâs behalf.
âHowever, a lot of things started because she talked to Amano-senpaiâŚâ
âYeah, it was the beginning of this ridiculous romantic harem farce and disrupted the peace that my brother enjoys.â
âItâs not a farceâŚâ
I was a bit pissed off. Then, Kousei suddenly remembered something and continued.
âOh, but, after a series of events, Chiaki-senpai ended up confessing to my brother. Iâm thrilled to know that.â
âEh? Kousei, how did you know that? Did your brother tell you?â
âDo you think my honest brother will go out of his way and brag about the confession to his little brother? Thatâs what a bitch will think.â
âW-Whatâs wrong? Then why would you know about the confessionâŚâ
âWiretapping.â
âAre you serious?â
Kousei smiled at me, whoâs freaking out.
âIâm just kidding. Tapping my brother, do you think Iâll really do that?â
âHighly likely.â
âAy, even though I have thought about it.â
Thatâs crazy. The guyâs trying to joke while lacking the appropriate personality. Thatâs way too insane.
But Kousei looks like he doesnât care about my reaction and continued.
âEven if Iâm not wiretapping, at my level, I can get a rough picture just by looking at my brother. For example, what is bothering him today; it seems that heâs happy. His body temperature is 36.5 degrees Celsius; heâs going to scratch the side of his waist in three seconds; his current urination desire is around 27%. I can see all of that.â
âYour abilities are even crazier than a tapping device?â
âYep, so I can roughly guess what happened on that day, âŚhowever, thanks to your reaction, I fully understand now. Thanks.â
âAhâŚâ
Crap. This guy is trying to make me spill my beansâŚSeriously, heâs tough to deal with.
I canât help but put my hand on my forehead again. Then, rarely, Kousei started answering depressingly.
âHowever, theyâre kind of insane. I didnât expect Chiaki-senpai to confess in times like thisâŚâ
âYeah, âŚI can only agree with you on that alone.â
âWell, compared to that ignorant blonde hardcore gamer, the Mother of God Chiaki-senpai is way more attractiveâŚEven so, the best part about my brother is that he instantly rejected her because heâs dating another girl!â
Kousei continued with sparkling eyes, âŚthis person is finally casually describing another personâs older sister as the mother of god. I bet his mind is fully occupied with my onee-chan giving birth to his brotherâs clones. Thatâs insane.
Although I still canât deal with Kousei, I do agree with what he just said.
âSigh, well, Iâm the one that respects onee-chan from the bottom of my heart. She wanted to end this with a confession despite knowing that it wouldnât go well. Even when she was rejected, the girl can immediately admit her failure and continue going forwardâŚHonestly, I feel like onee-chan is way too bright and charming.â
I thought I was a couple step ahead of onee-chan when it came to relationships a while ago, âŚbut once I snapped out of it, she was already far ahead.
Just as Iâm sighing, Kousei nodded and continued.
âYeah, I think both my brother and Chiaki-senpai are incredible and handsome. Thatâs why IâŚreally hate the current situation.â
ââŚPerhaps youâre right.â
âAlso, I heard that fake girlfriend has been more or less avoiding my brother and Chiaki-senpai, am I right?â
âAh, did you get that from your brother?â
âNope. I acquired this piece of information by utilizing my personal psychoanalysis and theorized it from my brotherâs actions and expressions.â
âWhat are you even trying to be in the future?â
If he used that kind of power in other perspectives, Iâm sure that he can achieve a lot of things. Tragically, right now, this guy is just a pure pervert.
Kousei didnât even realize my compassion and even exhaled agonizingly from his nose.
âBy the way, screw that so-called god of love, why would it always messes with my brotherâs peaceful life and relationships?â
âUh, I donât feel like senpaiâs life is filled with misfortunesâŚâ
I almost tried to retort. However, Iâm slightly echoing to the âsenpaiâs life is disrupted by relationshipâ point.
(The embarrassing confession at the station, and the answer he gave to onee-chanâŚIndeed, perhaps senpai has been âforcing himselfâ to date Tendou-senpaiâŚ)
I put myself, who canât relax because of the work in the student council, and senpai, whoâs tangled up in a mess of gaming, relationships, and friendships, in the same boat.
âŚUh, I donât think working in the student council is âuseless,â moreover, I feel like thatâs more meaningful and beneficial than playing hentai gamesâŚ
However, just because itâs meaningful, it doesnât mean that itâs better than the lazy and boring life of mine.
Also, I can guarantee that senpai feels the same way.
(Although it pisses me off to agree with Kousei, âŚif Iâm asked whether it fits âKeita Amanoâs styleâ for him go all-out and date Tendou-senpai, people are going to be suspicious.)
From this perspective, Amano-senpai should still end up with onee-chan, right- No, it should be the best for him to date me! We can play hentai games during the holidays, and then we can have erotic developments in real life. Isnât this lazy yet loving at the same time, âŚhmm, ho, hoâŚ
âUgh, I picked up a menacing aura thatâs hostile to my brother, âŚit looks like itâs somewhere around here!â
âWho even are you!â
A small clump of hair popped up from Kouseiâs head.
I sighed as I looked at the entrance of the game store.
âAnyway, letâs go back to the topic. Iâm really here to check out some games only. Please just finish your so-called patrol duties and leave.â
âOf course, I meant to do that. Ay, if itâs possible, I wish I can execute a bitch today, thoughâŚâ
âWhat am I guilty of, say it!â
âFornication.â
âThe entire world population is guilty if youâre charging on that!â
âAlthough your view on the world is already bitchy enough, thereâs really not enough evidence to charge you.â
âSee, Iâm innocent.â
âYes, just for todayâŚIâll stand-by near the station next time to catch you in action.â
âEh, Iâm not going to talk to some random middle-aged guy.â
âWell, enjoy your remaining out-of-jail life, bitch.â
âNo one will bid farewell that way! Thatâs enough, bye, you middle school brocon!â
After I said goodbye to Kousei angrily, I walked straight to the dating sims area. As for Kousei, he really started patrolling from the corner of the store. That guy is even trying to check the curvature of the corner of the shelves, âŚa-are you seriousâŚThis isnât just being overprotective, rightâŚ
However, itâs useless for me to just keep my eyes on another familyâs pervert little brother.
I changed my mood by start checking on the new releases in the dating sims area.
(Itâs been a while, thereâs a lot of titles that I donât recognizeâŚ)
Aside from the games that are transferred from their hentai counterparts, if it was a dating sim developed for consoles at the start, even I canât grasp them as well.
(I think Amano-senpai should be more familiar hereâŚ)
I guess Iâm more well-educated when it comes to hentai games. However, I shouldnât overlook Amano-senpaiâs âwide but shallowâ mindset. Since as a result, he has a high chance of knowing something great in the fields that I havenât touched on before. If specialized players like me need to recommend hentai games to Amano-senpai, I need to go for the extreme route.
I grabbed the dating sim packages in order and looked at the cover cheerfully as I thought about Amano-senpai.
(Perhaps this is why senpai is popular among gamers. He can chat happily with them, as long as the person loves gaming.)
Also, heâs sincere, frank, and not trying to appeal to someone. This makes him comfortable to talk to. I guess thatâs why senpai managed to do well with Tendou-senpai, even though sheâs a hardcore gamer.
I thought about it as I grabbed the next game. Itâs called Golden Memories 2. Although I didnât recognize it, âŚit seems interesting. Itâs just that it reminded me of Tendou-senpai since all the females are in blonde hair.
I read the âthe typical young boy trying his best to get close to the school idolâ description at the bottom of the cover. Then, I canât help but think about those two.
(However, âŚis Amano-senpai happy with that? The girl that suits himâŚisnât Karen Tendou, after all-)
Things immediately happened when I just started thinking.
âHey, Konoha-san? Hello, didnât expect to see you here, what a coincidence.â
I can hear a familiar voice from behind.
I turned back tremblingly, then I found out the person thatâs standing there- itâs the blonde angel that showed up in my mind.
âT-TendouâŚ-senpai.â
The empty Golden Memories 2 package slipped off from my hand.
*
âAh, sorry, I think I startled you.â
Tendou-senpai said that as she quickly crouched to pick up the game for me. I snapped out of it and apologized. âI-Iâm sorry.â Then, I reached my hand out to take the packageâŚFor some reason, Tendou-senpai didnât hand me that right away. Instead, she stood up and stared at the box.
âT-Tendou-senpai?â
I started freaking out. Tendou-senpai smiled embarrassingly and said, âAh, Iâm sorry.â Then, she handed me the package.
âItâs because that situation is literally the same as the first time I talked to Amano-kun.â
âEh?â
âItâs nothing. This is where I talked to Amano-kun for the first time. At that time, he grabbed the first title in the series, âŚthatâs why I remembered what happened then.â
âAh, âŚr-really.â
I heard their experience as I put the game back onto the shelf. During this timeâŚ
âUh.â
I can see Kousei glancing at us at the gaps of the shelves. He seems to be observing us from the opposite row.
Just as Iâm feeling helpless, Tendou-senpai tilted her head.
âWhatâs wrong, Konoha-san?â
âAh, itâs nothingâŚIâm fine.â
Thereâs no reason for me to cover Kousei, but no one benefits if I exposed him. Thatâll only make Kousei call me a bitch and casually insult Tendou-senpai. Kousei Amano, heâs really a force to be reckoned with. Everything went wrong when he showed up. Is he the Joker in Old Maid?
I let out a huge sigh and managed to pick up myself before smiling at Tendou-senpai.
âWhat a coincidence! Tendou-senpai, do you come here often?â
âYes, youâre right. I always come here.â
âOh, really.â
âYes.â
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
The conversation endedâŚCome to think of it, what can I even talk about with Tendou-senpai? Also, thereâs no one in the store aside from us (and Kousei). The staff seems to be busy behind the cashier. Thereâs nowhere to go to escape this silence.
Tendou-senpai gave me a slightly frustrated smile and quickly tried to end this.
âW-Well, Iâll be leaving. See you, Konoha-san.â
âEh? Ah, sure, goodbye, senpaiâŚâ
I almost bid farewell with a waveâŚDuring this time, someone is fiercely staring at me, which sent shivers down my spine. I quickly tried to confirm, âŚand I found out Kousei is ordering me with his eyes at the gaps of the shelves.
(Bitch, ask this woman why is she avoiding my brother and Chiaki-senpai.)
(Y-YouâŚ!)
The audacity of this guyâŚ! Although I thought about it, Iâm unwilling to admit that I want to know the reason as wellâŚI had to ask.
I quickly called Tendou-senpai.
âAh, p-please wait, Tendou-senpai!â
âHmm? Ah, yes, whatâs wrong?â
Tendou-senpai stopped leaving and turned back. Her blonde hair is sparkling in the store, âŚthis girl is really straight out of a dating simâŚ
I canât help but be shocked at that scene. Then, I managed to say what I wanted.
âUh, âŚhow should I put it, âŚwell, r-recently, my onee-chan is troubled by something. She feels likeâŚyouâre avoiding herâŚHonestly, is that true?â
Even though I came up with a bunch of plans, I ended up asking her directly. However, I think I have to frank on this issue.
Tendou-senpai bulged her crystal-clear blue eyes at my question. She answered shockingly. âEh? Well, uhâŚâ To be honest, I feel terrible for her, even a girl like me understands that Iâm intervening too much.
I hastily tried to smooth things over.
âAh, Tendou-senpai, please take it with a grain of salt. As a little sister, Iâm just worrying about onee-chan. Although I asked that just then, I feel like onee-chan shouldnât be as frustrated as I thought. I guess IâmâŚperceiving this level of chitchatting too ridiculously-â
When Iâm smoothing things over, Kousei keeps pressuring me âask for moreâ with his look, but I didnât care.
After Iâm finished, I quickly tried to walk away. âWell, Iâll be leavingâŚâ I wanted to escape right away, butâŚ
âKonoha-san, p-please wait!â
âEhâŚ?â
Unexpectedly, Tendou-senpai stopped me this time. I looked back in surprise, then Tendou-senpai blushed embarrassingly for some reason.
âS-Sorry, Konoha-san. Uh, âŚI wanted to ask you something too since youâre Chiaki-sanâs little sister.â
âR-Really. You want toâŚask me something?â
I donât understand whatâs happening at all, so I tilted my head.
On the other hand, while Tendou-senpai is happy that she immediately stopped me, but senpai seems to be troubled by something. She fell silent with a hesitant expression.
However, Iâm waiting patiently. Instead of saying this is for Tendou-senpai, this is just for onee-chan and even myself.
Also, on the other side of the shelf, Kousei is observing the development with bright eyes, âŚplease just go home, you pervert.
So, the silence lasted for nearly 10 seconds.
Tendou-senpai finally raised her head with a determined look, âŚand looked straight into my eyes.
Then, carrying a slightly nervous expression, she asked me a surprising question.
âFromâŚfrom your perspective, do you think Chiaki-san and Amano-kun âloveâ each other!â
âWhat!â
This question is way too unexpected. It made me let out a noise in shock. On the other side, thereâs a braindead âKeita Amano x Chiaki Hoshinomoriâ superfan, which is Kousei Amano. Heâs trying to get closer and closer, âŚseriously, please just get home. A middle schooler (brocon) eavesdropping on two beautiful high school girls over a shelf in the game store, thatâs enough to call the cops.
I tried to exile the ghost called Kousei out of my brain as I asked Tendou-senpai once again.
âUh, âŚwhy are y-you asking that?â
âAh, sorry. I guess youâre right. Itâs hard for you to answer when you were asked by Amano-kunâs girlfriend.â
âUh, yep, âŚyeah.â
Hmm? Is this person trying to emphasize that sheâs senpaiâs girlfriend just then? Or is it just because my mindâs too messed up? Am I the only one that thinks sheâs trying to tie me up?
(âŚAh, nope, Kousei is also sniffing at Tendou-senpaiâs âAmano-kunâs girlfriendâ comment. Crap, my mind is just as messed up as that guy? I need to do some soul-searching.)
That guy is 10/10 when it comes to being a negative role model.
I gave Kousei a dumbfounded look. Suddenly, Tendou-senpai is looking around vigilantly. It looks like she wants to discuss something more in-depth.
For a second, I was afraid that she would find out Kousei. However, heâs aware of Tendou-senpaiâs blind spot and moved quickly in the store without a sound. No sweat.
(âŚAre you a cockroach?)
Who is this almighty pervert? Although I feel like a hentai game-loving student council president is more or less the same, I really feel like Iâm sane after I met him. Thatâs unbelievable.
After Tendou-senpai confirmed that thereâs no one aside from us (except for the colossal cockroach), she took a step closer to me. Even though itâs after school, her hair still smells like she just showered with shampooâŚSeriously, whatâs wrong with this person? Iâm getting pissed off at her angelic aura.
But Tendou-senpai didnât notice my tangled up emotions, she even explained with a serious look.
âActually, âŚI witnessed it by chance when we were playing GOM that night.â
âWitnessâŚyou witnessed what?â
Did she witness the moment that onee-chanâs confession is rejected? No, if thatâs the case, she wouldnât ask whether they âloveâ each otherâŚ
Iâm getting more and more confused since I donât know what sheâs talking about already.
However, âŚat this moment, Tendou-senpai threw another grenade.
ââŚI witnessed the moment that your sister became a couple with Amano-kun.â
âHuh!â
Upon hearing that, even Kousei let out a noise in shock at the back of the shelf, not to mention me. However, since our reaction completely synchronized, Tendou-senpai miraculously didnât realize heâs here.
My eyes were floating around out of the sheer surprise. Tendou-senpai continued.
It seems that she somehow heard senpai and onee-chanâs conversation that night. The details can be omitted as âitâs just the usual stuff.â
Also, the conversation that she heard seems to be literally the one after they started âdating.â Then, at last, things ended at the brutal âletâs end this with Tendou-san once and for allâ conclusion.
So, of course, Tendou-senpai felt like âyouâre got to be kidding me.â In the end, sheâs now avoiding those two from talking about âthat thing.â âŚThis is what happened.
ââŚHmm, uhâŚâ
I canât help but mumble since this is so hard to explain.
âŚWell, I can understand the process from Tendou-senpaiâs own conclusion.
The problem is thatâŚI already know the correct answer from onee-chan and senpai.
I canât help but put my finger on my forehead and replied to Tendou-senpai. âPlease let me think for a while.â Then, I started analyzing this.
(Uh, âŚwhat is this situation?)
If I believe what Tendou-senpai has mentioned, this means that Amano-senpai and onee-chan are âtogetherâ already, but they decided to lie to meâŚ
(Thatâs absolutely impossible.)
I quickly rejected this possibility. The two will never be smart enough to lie about things like this.
If thatâs the case, this means that Tendou-senpai still misunderstood something.
(So, this means that, right? The two were discussing how they should explain the confession. Then, this dumb blonde girl misunderstood they have âpairedâ up. This is the truth, right? No, âŚthis Karen Tendou girl canât be that dumb, rightâŚ)
Just as Iâm about to go back to square one, the Karen Tendou in question swept her bangs with a very depressed look.
âPhew, âŚIâve always been like this.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âIâm way too observant and sensitive. I guess it makes people feel that Iâm not an adorable girl, âŚeven I was scared by my talents.â
(Yep, this girl is absolutely an idiot.)
At this moment, I can already confirm that this person is just freaking herself out. Case closed. During this time, someone is also letting out a despising noise behind the shelfâŚDamn, I feel like that guy and I shared the same conclusion at the same time. Donât tell me weâre just as disgusting? This pisses me.
Anyway, I understand whatâs going on now. I mumbled. âI get it.â After that, Tendou-senpai spoke up once again.
âItâs just that, Iâm not so sure if weâre talking about whether Iâm absolutely confident about this.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âThe most troublesome is still Amano-kunâs reply. Think about, after all, Amano-kunâŚâ
âWhat?â
I titled my head and expressed my confusion to Tendou-senpai, who suddenly fell speechless along with a blush.
As for Tendou-senpai, âŚshe put her hand on her flaring cheeks and mumbled to me.
âIsnât he the best boyfriend that I, Karen Tendou, am hopelessly in love with?â
âWhat a pain.â
Hiya, I didnât switch on my narrative mode and actually said it out loud. However, whether itâs lucky or not, Karen Tendou, whoâs heart is blossoming in love right now, canât hear it.
She mumbled happily to herself and continued.
âKonoha-san, I think you mustâve seen his fantastic confession, right.â
âY-Yeah, âŚy-youâre rightâŚâ
âAlso, Iâve typed what he said at the time into a complete text file. Do you want to read it?â
âNo, thanks.â
âAh, this is my favorite partâŚâ
âI said I donât need it! Donât shove your phone to me!â
âY-Youâre right. Konoha-san, youâre single, after all. I didnât think this through.â
âWhy are you insulting me after backing down!â
Just as Iâm dumbfounded, Tendou-senpai put her phone back into the pocket and cleared her throat.
âIn other words, Iâm not really suspecting Amano-kunâs love and sincerity for meâŚInstead, Iâm really confident about him.â
âAh, yes.â
Indeed, about that, I already understood so much that I donât want to anymore.
âHowever, in the end, he accepted Hoshinomori-sanâs confessionâŚThis is baffling. Something isnât right.â
âYeah, somethingâs wrong. I wonder where?â
I stared at Tendou-senpai and spoke sarcastically. However, Karen Tendou didnât realize what I meant and even nodded with a sincere look.
Sheâs saying that while raising two of her fingers in a V-poseâŚIt feels stupid.
âFirst of all, the most probable one, âŚAmano-kun ended up not being able to reject Hoshinomori-sanâs confession out of his âsympathyâ for her.â
No, usually, the most probable one is that you misunderstood everything, yet you didnât even consider that? Really.
Tendou-senpai theorized further on her own with a serious look.
âThis is a situation where no one benefits. If they just âendâ the relationship with me and start dating, âŚAmano-kun will pair up with Hoshinomori-san out of his compassion even though heâs genuinely in love with me. This is a tragedy for Hoshinomori-san as well. After all, he loves me.â
âOh, yes, reallyâŚâ
Iâm picking my ears as I casually listened. Kousei is doing the same thing behind the shelf.
However, in contrast to our casual reactions-
Tendou-senpaiâŚsuddenly plopped her head down as if she canât think something through.
Just as Iâm observing the situation with a dumbfounded look, she slowly and helplessly spoke up.
âThen, âŚthereâs anotherâŚalthough itâs highly improbableâŚand I do hope so, âŚitâs actually stuck at the corner of my heartâŚanother explanationâŚâ
ââŚWhat explanation?â
I urged her to continue.
Tendou-senpaiâŚsmiled hopelessly and told me the âexplanationâ that she shouldnât even mention.
âHoshinomori-san and Amano-kun actually love each other â this explanation.â
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
I fell speechless at that agonizing smileâŚWhile I shouldnât be the one to say this, but I canât treat her like the âdumb girl that misunderstands everythingâ and laugh.
ââŚIf thatâs really the truth, âŚthen all Iâve been doingâŚis âavoidingâ the two, âŚthat will be way too embarrassing and lameâŚâ
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
I canât help but glance at Kouseiâs direction. However, this is the time when he turned around, and I canât see his faceâŚWhatâs wrong, âŚwhy donât you give me a mischievous lookâŚ
Tendou-senpai asked the initial question once again.
âLet me ask you this, Konoha-san. From your perspective, âŚdo you think your sister and Amano-kun âloveâ each other?â
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
I gulped.
âŚItâs because I realized something.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for me.
(Right now, âŚdonât tell me Iâm in control of this relationship?)
The realization is too heavy that my shoulders started trembling.
(Right now, can IâŚcontrol everything?)
Of course, I can cheer for Tendou-senpai.
On the other hand, as long as I provided evidence that onee-chan and Amano-senpai really love each other, âŚI can easily end Tendou-senpai and Amano-senpaiâs relationship right here.
Also, I can directly support onee-chan this way.
Aside from that.
Itâs possible for me to just- rob senpai away.
(Everything is in my controlâŚ)
-My body is shivering, and I canât think of anything.
Come to think of it, I, âŚKonoha Hoshinomori, has always been somewhat isolated out in this romantic comedy.
Itâs because Iâm in another school. Itâs because Iâm late. Itâs because Iâm younger. Itâs because Iâm just, Chiaki Hoshinomoriâs little sister.
Although thereâs a lot of reasons, no matter what, Iâve always been the farthest away from Amano-senpaiâs heart. This is apparent.
âŚIâve always thought about this.
If I was the first girl that Amano-senpai met when he was a true loner.
Iâm sure that Amano-senpai and I will be like where weâre today. We would chat about everything and joke with each other, âŚand then weâll build up a loving, boring, âŚand a happy relationship at last.
The reason why we arenât like that is just because of the unfortunate timing.
âŚThatâs the worst reason to give up my love. I canât give up because of that.
However, right now.
I, Konoha Hoshinomori-
I acquired everything I need to restart Amano-senpaiâs everything and the chance for me to become no.1 again.
âS-Senpai, âŚAmano-senpai isâŚâ
My lips are trembling from this unexpected opportunity.
âŚThereâs nothing to hesitate, right. After all, the girl asked for my suggestion. Iâm just saying my opinion, thereâs nothing wrong.
Itâs not wrong to head towards my love, right?
My mind repeated what Iâve said to onee-chan in the past.
âMy loveâŚcan only be controlled by myself.â
Yes. This will work. This is what Iâve believed in.
Moreover, this isnât something that only Iâll benefit from.
Of course, Kousei, whoâs listening with full ears, should also hope that his brotherâs relationship to end, right.
Also, more importantly, âŚeven if Amano-senpai is just temporarily single after that, onee-chan would love to see that, right. Of course, I plan to rob him away.
Yes, thereâs nothing wrong with this, âŚexactly. So, you should just say it, Konoha Hoshinomori!
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
I made up my mind and puffed up my chest.
I faced Karen Tendouâs eyes that are sparkling with fear.
I smiled, honestly.
And followed the sincere desire thatâs boiling in my heart-
-I answered.
âOf course, Amano-senpaiâŚwill always love you, Tendou-senpai.â
*
(AM I AN IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!)
10 minutes after the decisive encounter, I saw Tendou-senpai, who felt much better, going home before putting my fingers on the dating sim shelf. Then, I plopped my head and let out the loudest sigh possible.
(Why! Why didnât I lie to her! Am I an idiot? Do I want to die? Am I chickening out? Hypocrisy? Anyway, screw that Konoha Hoshinomori 10 minutes ago!)
Even though it was my own decision, right now, I donât understand why I did that at all.
(I feel like I did it based on some kind of beliefsâŚ)
However, I donât remember what I was thinking back then. I feel like thatâs something even I canât translate the idea into words 10 minutes ago.
(I wasted the chance for onee-chan and I to find our love for that kind of motive, âŚIâm really messed upâŚ)
I sighed again as I dazedly opened my eyes. So, I saw the package of Golden Memories 2 on the shelf in front of me.
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâ
I left the shelf and subconsciously grabbed the box before checking on it again.
(âŚThis must be the wrong option, rightâŚ)
Even though Iâve played a bunch of dating sims and hentai games, why would I still make such a rookie mistake in real life? I literally didnât learn anything from the games. HoweverâŚ
âHey.â
âHmm?â
Just as Iâm looking at the package dazedly, I can suddenly hear a voice calling me from the side. Then, I can see Kousei, who quietly went around the shelf and came in front of me.
âYes, yes, yes, I know what youâre going to say.â Facing the pervert middle schooler with a stiff face, I answered while chuckling.
âWhat the hell, bitch. Youâre useless, bitch. Thatâs what you wanted to say, right? Iâm sorry for not breaking up your brother and Tendou-senpai apart. I also wanted that-â
Yes, just as Iâm answering cynically.
Him â Kousei Amano, walked next to me and mumbled quietly.
âYouâre dumb, âŚjust like a certain twisted brother of mine.â
âEh?â
Although I canât really hear it, âŚI canât help but look back when I heard Kouseiâs gentle voice. Iâve never seen him talk this softly.
So, Kousei is still facing me with his back and even switching to his usual stern tone before bidding farewell to me.
âBye, Hentainomori-senpai.â
âWho are you calling Hentainomori! Hey, Kousei! Wait!â
Kousei ignored my protest and quickly made a beelineâŚJeez, whatâs wrong with that guyâŚ
âŚAy, but thanks to that, I finally got myself out of this vicious cycle from feeling depressed at my own idiotic actions, âŚyep.
ââŚAlright, now that Iâm here, letâs buy this.â
I took the Golden Memories 2 box and headed towards the cashier.
Just as Iâm standing there and waiting for the staff to grab the game from behind, âŚsuddenly, I realized something.
âCome to think of it, that guy finally called me âsenpaiâ for the first timeâŚâ
Although he called me a pervert, even so, I guess Iâm making progress, rightâŚ
âŚWhy am I making progress. I donât get it at all.
Then, the staff took the software from inside the store.
âThanks for the wait. Do you want to checkout now?â
âYes, no problem.â
I answered with a smile as I paid for the game. Then, I put it in my bag and walked outside.
Just like that, when Iâm walking towards the sunset alone, âŚunbelievably, I realized that Iâm not really depressed anymore.
Instead, right now, Iâm looking forward to the game that I just bought.
(Being unable to find my love and are now stuck in a slow and half-assed lifeâŚSigh, I guess itâs not so bad, after all.)
I smiled bitterly at my own innocency.
So, this dumbfoundedly typical after school life of today ended with a game.
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