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TL: Netori-Kun
ED: Anima
<b>15.Company-slave presentation</b>
In the midst of our discussion, I suddenly stood up and attracted the suspicious gazes of my classmates.
I ignored them, approached the luggage storage area at the back of the classroom, and carried up the office container box Iâve prepared.
âHuh? Hey, Nihama?â
âNihama-kun, âŚâŚ?
As I walked towards the podium, I heard the surprised voices of Ginji and Shijouin-san behind my back.
âWhat the hell is that? Nihama?â
âHuh? What the fuck are you doing?â
âWhatâs with the âŚâŚ luggage?â
Akasaki, Noroda and Kazamihara walked up to the podium and looked at me dubiously as I placed down the container box.
âKazamihara-san.â
âYes?â
âIâve got something to say. Iâd like to borrow this place for a moment.â
I said a few words to the festival committee member, but without waiting for an answer, I put my hand on the table.
And then I took a big breath in front of everyone.
â How can we have such a stupid meeting? <b>Aah aah aah</b> !â
I shouted as loud as I could.
Kazamihara, who was standing beside me, Akasaki and Noroda, who were screaming from their seats, and the rest of the class were stunned and frozen in place.
And then I quickly added-
âAny further discussion is useless because nothing will be decided! So Iâm going to make a proposal of my own, and Iâm going to run this meeting until the class either accepts or rejects my idea!â
For a moment, the entire classroom went silent.
And then â a few seconds later, a response came back as expected.
âWhat are you talking about, âŚâŚ? Donât just come out of nowhere and start talking about bullshit!â
âYouâve been getting cocky lately, you know that?ďźYou got a big fucking face.â
âYouâre not in charge! Stay out of this!â
(âŚâŚ8:1:1, I think)
Seeing the reaction of the whole class, I divide the factions in my brain.
Eighty percent of the students are confused or silent about the situation.
They did not have a strong opposition to my proposal, and they would probably welcome anyone who has the power to change this stagnant situation.
Ten percent of the students are hostile to me.
They donât like being led by the nerdy and weak Nihama, and theyâre annoyed that Iâm making my presence known with my higher grades.
For example, thereâs Tsuchiyama, who once set up a fake confession against me.
The remaining 10% are the exhibition advocates.
The remaining 10% are those who want to avoid trouble and are pushing for an easy proposal, represented by Noroda, and are opposed to my proposal because it seems to be troublesome.
( It seems easy at first glance if 80% of the audience are welcoming it, but itâs tough to gather opinions with 20% of the most loudly opposing groupâŚâŚ)
And I now have to accomplish the opposite of being a loner â communicating my intentions to the entire class and getting them to agree with me.
Despite the presence of this obvious hostile group.
(Okay, âŚâŚ itâ s not a big deal. Iâm just presenting my idea so we can decide on it instead of wasting time.)
âWell, look at this first!
Ignoring the jeers, I took out a chart from the container box, about the size of two posters made with the schoolâs large format printer, and put it up on the blackboard.
I hear voices saying things like, âWhatâs âŚâŚ that big piece of paper? and âDid you prepare for this? but I ignored them.
âThis is a graph showing the time remaining until the festival, the average number of days needed to prepare each idea, and other problems!â
I tightened my stomach and raised my voice to an exaggerated level.
This is especially applicable in meetings where there are opposing viewpoints, and there is no weapon more powerful than a loud and confident voice.
No matter how good the idea is, it will not reach anyone with a low voice.
âThere are a few ideas that are already impossible because weâve wasted so much time already! Letâs cut them down first!â
I extended the teaching stick and tapped the pasted graph.
â As you can see from this graph, the haunted house is absolutely impossible! Even if we started working on it right now, weâd never make it in time. The Japanese garden will be difficult for the same reason! As for the â Nagashi Somenâ , I checked it out, but the permit from the health department itself was impossible to get in the first place!â
[TN: â <b>Nagashi</b> â <b>somen</b> â is an eating style of <b>somen</b> to catch and eat fine white <b>somen</b> noodles from cold running water.]
Using the data and the graphs that made it clear as evidence, I put Xâs on the candidates with a pen.
It was much more convincing to visualize it than to say it out loud.
âThere are two viable options right now: âJapanese coffee shopâ and âTakoyakiâ! But we donât have time to argue about which one is better! Iâll put this up, so take away that one!
âYes, yes.â
With the help of Kazamihara, who was standing beside me, I removed the timetable from the blackboard and put up another large document.
âSo, I suggest that we combine the two into a âJapanese Takoyaki Cafeâ!
The document contains an illustrated explanation that gives an overview of the classroom layout, food menu, drink menu, etc.
âTakoyaki comes in five flavors! More drinks, especially juices! Moderate prices! No other class is doing powdered food this year, so thereâs definitely a demand for customers! There are other classes that do coffee shops, but those are mainly cakes and drinks are tea and coffee! This oneâs all about juice, so itâll be sure to sell. Thereâs nothing to worry about! And itâs just a little bit of practice making takoyaki and taking out orders, nothing like making a haunted house!â
As I laid out the benefits at once, my classmatesâ interest grew: âWow, âŚâŚâ, âNot bad, huh?â The interest of my classmates increased.
âYeah, âŚâŚ not bad, but a little plain, isnât it?â
There you are, stupid Akasaki. He doesnât have any bad intentions, but he does have a habit of making things difficult simply because of his sense.
You will definitely have a hard time when you get a job in the future.
But if youâre asking me if attitudes like his are unnecessary, Iâd say no.
âOh, Iâve thought of a few special items! For example, the Super Wasabi Russian Takoyaki! Thereâs one with wasabi in it, just like the regular Russian takoyaki, but this one is a very exciting version with wasabi in it up to the extreme! Even adults will definitely cry!â
âWow, that âŚ. sounds good. Sounds interesting!â
Yeah, youâve been talking about variety shows a lot.
So I thought you would say that this kind of punishment game is interesting.
âAlso, the person who takes orders should be dressed in a Japanese style yukata or kimono for a festival-like atmosphere. The person in charge of making takoyaki will wear aâ happi coatâ and a twisted headband!â
[TN: A <b>happi</b> (ćłč˘Ť/ĺ袍) is a traditional tube-sleeved Japanese coat, usually worn only during festivals ]
âHee-hee! That sounds great too! Itâs a festival!â
âWait a minute, we donât have that kind of budget. âŚâŚ!â
âDonât worry. Iâve already negotiated with the rental store to lower the price, and Iâve made arrangements to rent it within our budget. Oh, and hereâs a sample picture of the costume, put it on the blackboard.â
âOh, youâre actually preparing all of that? ⌠And why am I being treated like an assistant for a while now?
Kazamihara, youâre asking me that now?
The first thing you need to know is that if you had just said, âLetâs decide by majority vote,â then we wouldnât be in this mess!
When the girls saw the photos of the yukata on display, their responses were generally positive: âWow, âŚâŚ itâs a pretty cute yukata, isnât it?â âHmm, I didnât know you could rent one of these,â and âIt sure looks like a festival when you wear it.â
Not only the girls, but also the boys were curious and said, âWell, itâs true that the clothes for takoyaki are happi coats,â and âIt looks like a food stall, so why not? Most of them were in favor of my idea.
(Well, everyone wanted to get rescued from that grueling meeting in the first place, so itâs no surprise that simply cutting off the options like this and presenting a compromise of the remaining candidates would get their approval.)
Butâ
âDonât you go babbling on like you know what youâre doing! No oneâs going to agree to your plan!â
âI told you itâs too much trouble! Iâm just saying itâs a pain in the ass!â
Two more people â Tsuchiyama, who has been hostile to me since he failed to shame me with his fake confession, and Noroda, who definitely doesnât want to make it a tedious event, are yelling at me.
There are other people who are hostile to me and want to have an easy time with the exhibition, but they are really troublesome. Even though they could have read the mood of the class and said, âWell, if itâs like this, we can just go with the idea that Nihama proposedâ
And the only way to deal with these last opposing parties is to completely ignore them!
âHey, look at me, Nihama! Donât ignore me!
Shut up, Tsuchiyama. Thereâs no point in listening to someone who is yelling at you out of hostility.
In the first place, I have no intention of persuading you guys.
The condition for my victory is to create an âatmosphereâ.
All I have to do is fill the classroom with a mood of support for my idea.
And thatâs why Iâm going to play my trump card!
âWell then, I think Iâll let you try out my prototype takoyaki menu for the last time!â
âWhat?â
I plugged in the electrical outlet to heat up the takoyaki machine and put the ingredients for the takoyaki on the table. As soon as I did, Kazamihara, who was standing beside me, let out an astonished cry.
It wasnât just Kazamihara who was surprised.
Everyone else was rolling their eyes at me for suddenly starting to cook at a teacherâs table.
âOh, wait, âŚâŚ did you âŚâŚ get permission from the teacher to use the takoyaki machine in the classroom?
Haha, donât ask me something stupid, Ginji.
I guess if itâs festival preparation time, but weâre still in the middle of a presentation meeting.
âThereâs no way Iâm getting permission! Itâs completely unauthorized!â
âWhat, what, what, what?â
Ginji shouts, as if he is quite surprised that I have committed such an act.
While everyone was in a daze, the takoyaki sizzled and became crispy and fluffy thanks to the skills I had developed in practice.
âOoh âŚâŚ that smells good âŚâ
âIâm kind of getting hungry.â
âIt works best before lunch, this sound and smellâŚâ
Thatâ s right, thatâs right. Even if you are stunned by my actions, the sound of the dough baking and the smell of the sauce will make you hungry, right?
âHey, itâs done! Donât just sit there, come and eat! This is just another way of explaining my idea for the event!
Everyoneâs eyes were completely focused on the freshly made takoyaki.
The sound of gulping and spitting can be heard from everywhere.
But no one stands up, perhaps in fear of standing out âŚâŚ from the class.
(Damn, âŚâŚ it was going well, but the mood has stiffened here. What should I do âŚâŚ?)
If everyone comes to eat some takoyaki, my goal is almost accomplished.
But how do I get people to do that âŚâŚ?
Just when I was feeling a faint sense of impatienceâŚ
âYes, Iâll eat it! I want to try your takoyaki!â
The goddess of salvation, Haruka Shijoin, stood up from her seat with a bright smile on her face.