Jian Rong finished eating his egg before he finally understood what video of âfingers reaching into his mouthâ the barrage was talking aboutâŠ
Jian Rong said, âStop spamming, we were in a rush to get on stage at the time and my fingers were covered with dust from the wall. Thatâs why Captain handed me one.â
After he said that, he glanced behind him and saw Lu Boyuan turning on his computer, drinking water, and putting on his headphones.
Taking advantage of the moment Lu Boyuan put on his headphones, Jian Rong cupped a hand around his mic and asked, bluntly and quietly, âWhat video? Whereâd you see it? Send me the link⊠reliving the moment my ass, Iâm trying to refute baseless rumors here⊠is anyone going to freaking send it to me or not?â
Since they hadnât reviewed the match last night, the other three members also woke up one after another before noon.
At 10:45, everyoneâs phones chimed at the same time.
[Ding-ge: Too many things were happening yesterday, so I forgot to say this. Uninstall Tieba and Weibo for the next few days, and you can take it easy on the streaming too, donât screw yourself over. I just woke up, Iâll head over after I get ready, and we can review the match an hour from now.]
[Ding-ge: Is Jian Rong up? Tell him to eat breakfast.]
[Xiao Bai: Heâs up, heâs been awake for a few hours. Right now heâs in the middle of a massacre with my ge in the Summonerâs Rift, they just seized 16 points from Da Niu.]
[Pine: You sent that too late.]
Ding-geâs eyes were barely open, and he was still in the state of being where nothing in the world had anything to do with him. He turned his head and kissed his wife before he replied with a question mark.
Xiao Bai sent him a video.
Ding-ge clicked on it, confused.
The video was shot from a higher angle looking down, and the first thing that popped up was the image of their mid lanerâs back as he played LoL.
The teenager had one leg hiked over the other, with his headphones only covering one ear. There were two fruit gummies next to his keyboard, and you could faintly see that he was laning against someone in the mid lane as he chattered away.
âThank you âSoft loses a game and grows shorter by a centimeterâ for the Little Star⊠wait a moment, donât fight for now. Trolls, you stop too, watch my mechanics right here first. If you can learn it, itâll be enough to get you into Platinum, I wonât even ask for your apprenticeship fees.â
The keyboard clattered loudly.
âImmediately open with Ignite, donât give them any chances. First W, then Q, and like that⊠theyâre dead.
âDid everyone get it? If you didnât, you can watch the replay at 0.5 times the speed later onâwater friends who know how to screen record, help me record the clip. Itâd be best if you added some badass special effects and music too, you can directly DM the video to me on Weibo or to my stream account. Letting you all know in advance, there are no rewards, Iâm a cheapskate, thank you.â
The video came to an abrupt end.
[Yuan Qian: Xiao Rongâs already been streaming for over two hours.]
[Ding-ge: What has he said??]
[Pine: The same as usual.]
[Yuan Qian: He just finished settling a dispute with a water friend over who is whose dad.]
[Xiao Bai: Reasonably speaking, I feel like there wasnât anything wrong with Jian Rongâs play. That water friend was being too much, they called him a Smurf the moment they opened their mouth.]
[Ding-ge: ???]
[Ding-ge: Isnât he duo Qâing with Xiao Lu?]
[Xiao Bai: En, my ge told him to make sure to avoid using obscene language.]
Ding-ge rejected his wifeâs return kiss, rushed out of his house like there was a fire under his butt, and forcefully put a stop to this stream, which might have ended up triggering who knows what kind of public opinions.
Todayâs match review was destined to take longer than usual.
Ding-geâs expression was more grave than it had been in the past, and his wording was more severe than before too. All five of them were scolded at one point or another; even Lu Boyuan was on the receiving end of a few lines. He had made a small mistake in the third game, causing a gank to fail, so he hadnât been able to establish an advantage in the early game for his teammates.
The one who was scolded the worst was Yuan Qian.
The look on Yuan Qianâs face was very bad, and he continuously nodded. His deaths in the first game were replayed over and over numerous times, and his ears went red from the lecturing.
âIf you canât beat 98k in the lane, I wonât blame you for that, since your strengths are resisting pressure and engaging. But you completely collapsed in this game, your playstyle was extremely rushed. When 98k tower dove, you couldâve run away, yet you insisted on turning around, wanting to trade. In the end, it didnât work and you ended up dying⊠thereâs a lot of problems in this wave.â Ding-ge frowned. â98k isnât as good as you are in the late game, but with you feeding him to that extent, what late game is there even to speak of? You threw away your own strong points.â
Yuan Qian nodded. âMy fault.â
Ding-ge grew tired from talking and took a sip of water. âCan you fix it before the playoffs?â
âYes.â
As for Jian Rong, it was just the same old observations.
After per usual scolding him for his loner behavior for half an hour, Ding-ge suddenly shifted gears. ââhowever, itâs not as if you didnât improve at all.â
Jian Rong: ââŠâ
He thought that Ding-ge was trying to use the carrot-and-stick approach, so he raised his head and said, âYou can scold me as you like, no need to say all that. I can take it.â
âIâm being serious.â Ding-ge lifted an eyebrow. âAt least you know to provide assistance now, even if you looked like you were window-shopping because you were too late every time.â
âThatâs true.â Xiao Bai agreed, âBack then, I was afraid that you wouldnât come at all, and then you would ask P-baby and me âare you having fun feeding, noobsâ.â
Jian Rong: â.â
After the match review finished, Jian Rong stayed behind.
Ding-ge exited the video and glanced up at him. âIs something the matter?â
âMn.â Jian Rong paused. âWith a situation like mine⊠how can I quickly improve? Though we have practice matches every day, it seems like itâs not quite enough.â
Prior to this, Jian Rong was always playing the game by himself and trying to figure out how to become stronger on his own. This was his first time asking the teamâs coach a question since joining the team.
âPracticing support is very simple. You just have to pay more attention to whatâs going on in the other two lanes, donât focus only on laning.â Ding-ge contemplated for a few seconds. âAside from that, I think thereâs another issue: youâre still not good enough at team fights. You keep making the mistake of disregarding your teammates for the sake of getting a kill. As for that, I recommend that you attempt to have more contact with each person individually.â
Jian Rong didnât understand. âWhatâs that mean?â
âLike duo queue or flex queue, both work. Under the current circumstances, you guys still donât have enough coordination with one another yet. You have to try to understand your teammates and learn their habits when theyâre team fighting, laning, and tower diving.
âIn a nutshell, you should queue with the others more. Why are you fixated only on Xiao Lu?â
ââŠoh.â Jian Rong nodded. âGot it.â
â
In the following few days after the game review, TTCâs practice match schedule grew even more packed, and training also finished later and later every day. Frequently, all the members were still sitting in the practice room at two in the morning.
Tonight, right as Lu Boyuan logged on, XIUâs party invite popped up.
Lu Boyuan checked his friends list. All of his teammates were online with the âin gameâ status.
He cast his eyes down and clicked accept.
XIU had most likely been practicing for a while too, and his voice was somewhat hoarse. âHey bro, letâs play a few games. My role is to be carried, Iâm too exhausted from playing tonight.â
Lu Boyuan gave an âen.â
âOh right.â XIU asked, amused, âHow come I havenât seen you duo queueing with that little friend of yours lately? These days when I meet him in ranked, if heâs not queueing with Xiao Bai, then heâs playing with Yuan Qian or Pine.â
Lu Boyuan selected his roles and didnât say anything.
It was true that Jian Rong hadnât asked him to duo queue recently. He had even declined Lu Boyuanâs offer last night, awkwardly saying that he had already invited Xiao Bai.
XIU continued, âDid you end up lecturing him that day after the match, so he doesnât want to play with you anymore?â
Lu Boyuan knew that wasnât it; Jian Rong wasnât really one to nitpick over something like that.
But as of late, Jian Rong had indeed only played a few games with him. Thinking back on it now, it was probably just because it hadnât been convenient for him to refuse in front of the streamâs water friends.
Lu Boyuan began to ponder whether it was because he had been too obvious about it that night and had scared Jian Rong away.
If that truly was the case, and a single use of the word âcoaxâ was enough to make Jian Rong avoid him⊠Jian Rong was really rather too straight.
Thinking about this, Lu Boyuan felt even less inclined to talk.
âNo way? Did I hit the nail on the head?â XIU roared with laughter before he started to earnestly analyze for him, âAi, let me tell you, from one glance you can tell that Soft is the type of person who has a big ego. If there are any problems, you canât just jab his forehead and say it, you have to be a bit more tactfulâŠâ
âHeâs not as petty as you think he is.â Lu Boyuanâs brows furrowed. âDid you used to talk this much when playing ranked before?â
âIâve always been a brilliant conversationalist.â XIU shook his legs, one of which was propped up over the other. âBy the way, you better not forget about the get-together on Sunday night.â
Lu Boyuan randomly banned a champion. âI know.â
Everyone went offline at 2:30 AM once again that night.
Right as Jian Rong turned off his computer and stood up, Xiao Bai tugged on his shirt. âJian Rong, come here, letâs watch this together.â
Jian Rong lowered his eyes lazily.
Xiao Bai clicked on a link that a fan had privately messaged him. The link summary was: âno butterflies challenge, esports male gods versionâ.
Jian Rong frowned. âWhatâs this?â
âOh, I know this.â Yuan Qian powered off his computer and also joined the crowd. âItâs a game you can play with friends. You show a video with a bunch of clips of handsome guys or beautiful girls, and if while watching the video, anyone smiles or makes an expression that clearly shows theyâre âfeeling butterflies,â theyâll be punished⊠my wife made me play this before.â
Pine asked, âThen what happened.â
Yuan Qian said expressionlessly, âShe beat me up.â
Jian Rong had no interest whatsoever in this, and he didnât want to waste his sleeping time. He said absently, âTheyâre all male pro players, whatâs the point of me watching as a guy?â
There was no fun in watching this kind of video alone. Xiao Bai immediately said, âYou fucking dragged me around and forced me to duo queue with you for ten hours, so whatâs the big deal if I want you to watch a video with me now? Whatâs more, why canât a guy feel butterflies for another guy? Are you looking down on gay love?â
ââŠâ Jian Rong slowly drew back the foot that had just taken a step away.
Xiao Bai was satisfied. âLet me guess, Pine is definitely in this, as well as my ge⊠and me!â
Before this, Lu Boyuan was replying to a group chat and wasnât paying attention to what they were talking about.
Hearing Xiao Bai mention him, he cast a look at Jian Rong, who was standing behind Xiao Bai, and also came to a stop next to them.
Xiao Bai clicked on the video, and the background music gradually started playing.
âAi, Western pro players have an unfair advantage in these kinds of videos, their features are already very clearly defined.â Yuan Qian crossed his arms and sighed ruefully.
Foreign professional players took up half of the video; the LPL players were put at the end.
The first LPL player to take the stage was Doufu. The inserted clip was recently filmed, and the person in the video behaved exactly the same way as he did in Jian Rongâs mind: as someone who was asking for a spanking.
Judging from the background, he was in Squidâs base. Doufu was sitting in his gaming chair, and it was unclear what he overheard, but he propped a hand up under his chin and faced the camera, tugging up the corner of his lips in a smirk.
Jian Rong felt so overwhelmed by the grease that he wanted to throw him into a pan.
Did fans see esports pro players through too much of a filter these days?
There was no way anyone would feel butterflies when looking at a pig like this, right??
Following that was a video of Pine backstage during last yearâs summer season. He sat on the sofa, eyebrows knitted together as he stared at his phone. When the camera panned in closer, it was clear that he was playing Fight the Landlord.
âHahahahahahaha.â Xiao Bai tugged at Pineâs hand, laughing like a fool. âP-baby, look at this, youâre both dumb as hell and handsome here.â
Pine swept a glance over. âRidiculous.â
Jian Rong watched the video, feeling no flutters at all. In his mind, he simply summarized what he had learned from todayâs ranked gamesâXiao Bai was fairly decent at playing aggressive supports, and if Xiao Bai picked Thresh or Leona in a future match, Jian Rong could choose a mid laner that was good at providing assistance, such asâŠ
Lu Boyuan appeared on the screen.
Such asâŠ
Jian Rong couldnât help but lift his hand and bite down on his thumb.
Such as⊠such as what again?
Lu Boyuanâs video appeared to have been taken quite a long time ago. It seemed to have been filmed by a staff member, and the quality wasnât very high.
Lu Boyuan was wearing their teamâs short-sleeved shirt uniform, and he stood in a corner of the break room, watching a game replay on his phone. Two seconds later, Xiao Bai said something to him, which made Lu Boyuan lower his head and laugh out loud.
The person holding the camera most likely called his name, and when Lu Boyuan looked over, his smile hadnât completely disappeared yet. There was a teasing note to his smile, and the outer corners of his eyes slanted upwards. His pitch-black irises looked as if they could peer into the depths of someoneâs heart.
âŠ
Oh no.
Jian Rong bit down so hard on his thumb that it turned white, as he stared at the computer screen without blinking.
He could clearly sense his heartbeat slowly speeding up. It leaped into his throat the moment the Lu Boyuan in the video turned his head, and even the finger that he was gnawing on felt like it was trembling.
Before the video finished, Xiao Bai and Yuan Qian already began exchanging their opinions on it. Jian Rong attempted to concentrate on what they were saying, but not a single word sunk in.
Xiao Bai: â@! #%„#⊠isnât that right, Jian Rong?â
The instant Xiao Bai called his name, Jian Rong suddenly felt guilty.
Extremely guilty.
He had no idea what Xiao Bai just said, so he dully replied with: âMn.â
His thumb hurt a bit from him biting it. Jian Rong shifted his teeth upward and started chewing on a different area.
Another few seconds ticked by. Finally, Jian Rong couldnât restrain himself any longer, and he glanced to the side in a manner that he personally believed to be extraordinarily careful, covert, and unnoticeableâ
He met Lu Boyuanâs eyes.
Those eyes that had been in the video were currently looking down, and the faint fluorescence of the computer monitor reflected moons in his irises.
Lu Boyuanâs gaze was calm, and it wasnât clear how long he had been watching Jian Rong.
Yuan Qian was standing between them in a position slightly closer to the computer, so he didnât manage to obstruct anyoneâs vision.
Lu Boyuan stared into Jian Rongâs eyes, which couldnât hide anything at all, and very lightly lifted an eyebrow. Then, just like he had in the video, he curved his eyes and smiled.
Yan: *clutches chest* even I felt the doki dokis translating this scene, rip Jian Rong