As the meat grilled on the wire mesh, its fragrant smell wafts through the air. As if itās drenched in sweat, its beautiful red flesh is soaking in its lustrous fatty juices, whetting the appetite of the people looking at it.
[Hagfuu, ahmmā¦ā¦ Awhhhh!? Kaito-san, I was the one who was cooking up that meatā¦ā¦]
[You still have lots on your plate, you know? I mean, whose money do you think is used to buy theseā¦ā¦. Donāt you even know what being reserved isā¦ā¦]
[Food bought with other peopleās money is the tastiest!]
[You b*stardā¦ā¦]
Right now, in front of me, Alice is wearing her usual opera mask and continues to eat meat at a terrific speed. How did this happen? As I recall, after Aliceās true identity was revealedā¦ā¦ The chaos ensuing around us unexpectedly quickly came to a halt. After confirming that Alice has no intention of hurting me, Chronois-san took Fate-san, who was trying to push her away, and the green-haired woman, who was still asleep, back to the God Realm because they apparently had work to do. Leaving the words āUncle here is more of an outsider in this matter, so Iāll be excusing myself. Iām just glad youāre safe, Miyama-kunā, Ozma-san also left. I really admire that back of his, brimming with refinement.
And then, Alice finally told Lilia-san about her intentions for the series of events she had me go throughā¦ā¦ is what I thought, but she just kept on dodging the questions and didnāt tell them the most important part of the situation. In the end, what they did find out was that Alice had some sort of purpose for giving me those tests, and I passed them. Thatās all they found out though. Lilia-san and the others have also decided that they canāt come on too strong with Alice, being that sheās the Phantasmal King, so Alice, who is quite eloquent, cut off her explanation at an appropriate point and ended that situation. As for me, I was curious about her purpose, but since Alice was hiding it from me, I didnāt want to pursue it too deeply, and just consented to her explaining things vaguely.
Thereupon, for some reason, Alice said that she wanted to talk with me about something, and now, I ended up buying her yakiniku for dinnerā¦ā¦ Unnn. How the heck did this happen?
[Omnomā¦ā¦ I mean, look, Iāve sworn my loyalty to Kaito-sanā¦ā¦ Omnā¦ā¦ That means, Iām your subordinate and Kaito-san is my boss. On these occasions, the boss should be treating their subordinates!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
ā¦ā¦This f*cking b*tch. She started saying things that sounded quite convenient. For her, that is.
I was quite surprised butā¦ā¦ Well, Iām sure most of her money is gone again anyway, and sheās helped me with all sorts of stuff and I asked for her help just nowā¦ā¦ I guess treating her is fine.
[ā¦ā¦Even so, there are yakiniku restaurants in this world huh~~ I guess this was also passed down by one of the people who held the role of Hero back then?]
[Yes, they were partly why these restaurants exist. Of course, the culture of eating grilled meat already existed in this world, but thanks to the introduction of someone who used to play the role of Hero of the yakiniku sauce, it became something major for the populace.]
[Heehhhā¦ā¦ So this world really is quite influenced by the world I was in, right?]
[ā¦ā¦Hmmm. ]
Hearing my question, Alice stops her hands from eating meat for a moment before she thought about it for a bit.
[The world that Kaito-san was in and this worldā¦ā¦ With the difference between science and magic, our worlds have tread upon different histories, and it may be hard to say which one is more developedā¦ā¦ But when it comes to food culture, the world Kaito-san came from was farm more advanced than here.]
[ā¦ā¦Fumu.]
Itās true that the magic and magic tools in this world can do things that are impossible with science, and since our cultures and histories are different to begin with, it would be impossible to decide which world is better, and there is no point in deciding that anyway.
But when it comes to food, the world I lived in seems to be superior, as especially regarding the food culture, it was greatly influenced by the previous people that held the role of Hero.
[Well, itās not like everything the previous people who held the role of Hero passed down became popular though. I think they also tried spreading that white rice food? That is, how should I say thisā¦ā¦ For us who are used to eating bread, eating that as the main dish feels uncomfortable.]
[I see, I certainly felt uncomfortable when I was just eating bread all the time, so maybe itās a difference in environmentā¦ā¦]
[Yes, well, the people who play the role of Hero are very happy with eating white rice, so we grow a small amount of them in each country. Itās a status symbol for a country to make a good impression to those people who play the role of Hero.]
[Unnnā¦ā¦ I know exactly how they feel.]
It certainly makes me want to eat rice. When Neun-san gave me that rice before, I was deeply movedā¦ā¦ and Iām still feeling grateful to her as I eat rice. Then, after hearing Aliceās words, I suddenly remembered about someone.
[Speaking of which, Aliceā¦ā¦ Thereās something Iād like to ask you.]
[What is it?]
[Mitsunaga -kunā¦ā¦ The child who now holds the role of Heroā¦ā¦ do you know how heās doing right now?]
Alice is the Phantasmal King who holds all the information in the world, so she may know any information about Mitsunaga-kun. Heās close with Kusunoki-san and Yuzuki-san, and heās also someone from the same world. Iāve met some good people and Iām having lots of fun with them now butā¦ā¦ What about Mitsunaga-kun? I knew it would be difficult to be alone in a place with a different culture, so Iām a little worried about him.
[ā¦ā¦Youāre really kind, arenāt you, Kaito-san? Yes, well, if itās something like thatā¦ā¦ Iāll get the latest information for you.]
[Eh?]
Hearing my words, a smile appears on her lips, and Alice snaps her fingers. Thereupon, the woman who was serving us comes up to our table and places a stack of papers that she took out of nowhere on the table.
[Here you go.]
[Thanks for the help.]
The waitress just slightly bowed and went back to work as if nothing had happened, while Alice flipped through the stack of papers she had received.
[ā¦ā¦Hey, Alice. That person just nowā¦ā¦]
[Eh? Yes, sheās my subordinate. Well, my subordinates are in most places, so this way, I can get the latest information right away.]
[ā¦ā¦Does that mean she also knows who Alice is?]
[Ahh~ No, Iāve given all of my subordinates a magic tool that only responds to my magic power, so if I were to give them instructions, theyāll know where I am.]
The Phantasmal Kingās subordinates exist in every part of the worldā¦ā¦ I think I felt a part of Aliceās power as I realized once again the meaning of those words. However, Aliceās behavior doesnāt particularly change, and after she flippedĀ through the documents for a while, she then put the papers away somewhere and turned towards me.
[It looks like heās staying in the eastern part of the Archlesia Empire right now.]
[ā¦ā¦How was he doing?]
[Yes, it seems that he was quite brazen in the beginning.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
Hearing Aliceās words as she told me that as if she wasnāt interested, I remembered what Yuzuki-san had said about him āgetting cockyā. Mi- Mitsunaga-kunā¦ā¦ Is he alright? Perhaps sensing my concern, Alice lightly sighed before she spoke.
[When he was first invited to the royal palace, itās as if he really feels like heās the kingā¦ā¦ and I heard that heās being egotistical all the time.]
[Ehhhhhā¦ā¦]
[Even asking if there are no slaves hereā¦ā¦ Geez, from what era is he from?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
Mitsunaga-kunā¦ā¦ No, well, itās true that slaves are staples in isekai light novelsā¦.. But thereās no such thing as slaves in this world, and if you make a statement like that, no one would look at him kindlyā¦ā¦
No, but well, I guess asking something like that should be fine to some extent? He was invited as a guest of honor to play the role of Hero, and Iām sure he felt like he was the protagonist of a light novel, so perhaps, he thought he could do what he wanted.
[Well, I heard that the kingdom only warned him with a bitter smile on their faces at first, but their relationship hasnāt been mended for a while.]
[I- I seeā¦ā¦ And?]
[Shortly before the Sacred Tree Festival, in a city in the Symphonia Kingdomā¦ā¦ The Second Princess, who was accompanying him at that time, finally snappedā¦ā¦ and gave him a slap directly passed to her by Duchess Albert.]
[Eeeehhhh!? W- Wait a minuteā¦ā¦. If sheās trained by Lilia-sanā¦ā¦. Mitsunaga-kun would have diedā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦I think I have some ideaā¦ā¦ of how Kaito-san perceives Duchess Albert in your mind.]
Because Lilia-sanās slap would beā¦ā¦ No, itās not like itās Lilia-san herself thatās slapping him, but itās still a slap taught by her, you know? If I get seriously slapped by Lilia-sanā¦ā¦ My head would probably fly away. Iām not metaphorically speaking here, but my head would literally fly awayā¦ā¦
After receiving such a blow, Mitsunaga-kunā¦ā¦
[Well, that certainly slapped away his pompous attitude. I think everyone would see some improvement in his behavior.]
[ā¦ā¦I- I seeā¦ā¦ Thatās good.]
[Then, I think it was just three days agoā¦ā¦ It seems that the person who play the role of Hero proposed to the Second Princess?]
[How come!?]
[No, it seems like he has been spoiled all his lifeā¦ā¦ He was talking about how it was a bolt of lightning that suddenly came or how it felt like fate.]
[Eehhhhā¦ā¦]
Mi- Mitsunaga-kun!? Could it be heās a masochistā¦ā¦
N- No, letās leave it at that for now. Everyone has their own hobbies and tastes, and itās not something I should be talking about. Iām more interested in the results though.
[So, how did it go?]
[Yes, it seems that in response to that confession the Second Princessā¦ā¦ gave him another slap in the face.]
[Eeehhhhhh!?]
[Well, I have also received information that they were touring the cities they visited together todayā¦ā¦ so it doesnāt sound like theyāre on bad terms anymore.]
What the heck is with that situation!? No, Iām really curious about it butā¦ā¦ W- Well, does that mean Mitsunaga-kun is doing well too? For now though, Iāve heard what I wanted to askā¦ā¦ No, Iāve got more questions Iād like to ask about other things, but it would be boorish to intrude in someone elseās love life, so Iām not going to ask anymore.
""
[ā¦ā¦Anyway, thanks. Alice.]
[No, no.]
[Speaking of which, I think itās already quite lateā¦ā¦ but I thought you wanted to talk to me about something.]
[ā¦ā¦Ahh~~ youāre right. What should I do? Hmmm.]
I ask, remembering why we went here in the first place, but Alice crosses her arms and looks as if sheās finding difficulty to think of how to say something.
[Kaito-san, when we met up with each other at Duchess Liliaās mansion, do you remember the line I told you?]
[Errrā¦ā¦ You want me to save Kuro or that you would present yourself while I stand before the abyss?]
[Yes, I was going to talk about thatā¦ā¦ but unnn. My plans have changed, and I havenāt been able to revise the flow of events yet.]
[Unnn?]
So far, I still canāt see Aliceās purpose with all that she was saying. If I were to interpret her words as they are, it would be like I needed to stand before the abyss to save Kuro, but Iām still not ready for her to tell me about it yet? No, but even if that were so, the way she described it was unusual. Rather than preparations not being ready yet, it sounds like she needs to modify what she had prepared from the beginning.
[ā¦ā¦Well, letās talk about that some other time. Itās no use being in a hurry, and lots of things have happened to Kaito-san todayā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Unnn? Well, if Alice is fine with thatā¦ā¦]
[Yesā¦ā¦ Well then, with that said. Can I ask for more servings!?]
[ā¦ā¦Suit yourself.]
[Yes! As expected of Kaito-san, youāre so dreamy! I love you!!!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Looking at Alice whoās already completely returned to her usual tone, wondering where the earlier Alice went to earlier, I let out a big sigh.
[ā¦ā¦Why is an idiot like this one of the Six Kings?]
[Oiiiii~~, Kaito-san? You spoke out your inner thoughts out loud, you know? Itās all wide and fully opened, spoken with your ikemen voice, you know!?]
Sheās boisterous and irritatingā¦ā¦ Just like what Chronois-san said. And such a person is one of the strongest beings in the world⦠Sheās really quite the eccentric. Howeverā¦ā¦ Being together with such an Alice is enjoyable, so perhapsāā I might also be an eccentric person.
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The Temple of the Supreme God of the God Realm. In one of those temples, Chronois comes into the temple of the God of Life with a āluggageā under her arm.
[God of Life, are you here? We need to talkā¦ā¦]
[Hey, God of Time and Spaceā¦ā¦]
[What?]
[Why am I being carried around? Or rather, can I go home now?]
[No.]
Fate, who was being held under Chronoisās arm, shouted out a protest, but Chronois just brushed it away, and continued to speak while walking over towards Life.
[I have received an extremely important task.]
[Ueeggghhh, stapphhhā¦ā¦ I get a fever when I hear words like tasks and duties. Ahh~~ trousome.]
[Stop messing around and get serious! God of Life, you tooā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦zzzzzzā¦ā¦]
[Wake up!]
Irritated by Fateās words, Chronois turns to Lifeā¦ā¦ but the person in question, Life, is asleep. Chronois-sanās angry voice echoes through the room. Still, thereās no signs of Life waking up.
[ā¦ā¦Iām telling you, thatās impossible, God of Time and Space. Itās not easy for the God of Life to wake up after sleeping onceā¦ā¦ so thatās why, letās go back already? Iāve already decided before that Iām going to visit Kai-chan with some souvenirs.]
[ā¦ā¦What about your work?]
[ā¦ā¦Did you really think I would do it?]
[Stop acting proud for doing stupid things!]
Life and Fate are acting as usual, while Chronois still struggles to keep her head in her hands. Then, after thinking for a moment, she shook her head and put Fate down.
[Well, fine. You would be motivated soon enough anywayā¦ā¦. the God of Life will wake up after she hears about this.]
[ā¦ā¦Unnn? What do you mean?]
[As I said before, I received an extremely important taskā¦ā¦. You better listen to me carefully. In the sixth day of the Tree monthā¦ā¦ Shallow Vernal-sama would come down to the Human Realm.]
[ [ ! ? ] ]
The air froze after Chronois spoke with a serious expression on her face.
[ā¦ā¦Therefore, to the both of youā¦ā¦]
[I need more information! Location? Time? Purpose? Those factors changes the counter-measure that we need to take!!!]
[U- Umu, y- youāre right.]
Just as Chronois said, Life woke up in an instant and pressed Chronois for answers with a terrifying speed. Her normally always half-open eyes were also opened, and the atmosphere around them definitely shows how abnormal it is.
[ā¦ā¦If it even involves Shallow Vernal-sama, just us three wonāt be enough. God of Life, after this conversation, assemble all Godsā¦ā¦ During that time, Iāll use my ability to fill in the gaps.]
[Understood. We should be quick about thisā¦ā¦ Now, God of Time and Space. Continue with what you were sayingā¦ā¦]
[You two really change faces too fast.]
[Put that aside and just continue speaking!]
[Yes, the slightest delay can be fatal for us!]
Seeing Fate and Life, who clearly looks different from earlier, a vein popped out of Chronoisās forehead, but to Fate and Life, Chronois getting angry is just a trivial matter and they donāt care about it at all. And as if pushed by their enthusiasm, Chronois takes a step back.
[So, God of Time and Space. What exactly is Shallow Vernalās purpose in the Human Realm?]
[ā¦ā¦T- That isā¦.. itāsā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. te.]
[Eh? What did you say.]
[ā¦ā¦Itās for a date.]
[ [ ā¦ā¦What? ] ]
At the words Chronois told them, the two of them stiffened, looking as if they donāt understand the reason at all. When the heavy silence around them flowed awayā¦ā¦ Life, whose expression is dyed with astonishment, spoke.
[U- Ummmā¦ā¦ God of Time and Space? I think I just misheard you, so Iāll just make sure I heard it right⦠Did you just say she would go on a date?]
[ā¦ā¦Yes, thatās what I said.]
[Ah, I see that you have finally learned how to make jokes huhā¦ā¦ Shallow Vernal-sama, going on a d- dateā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦It would have been better if it had been a joke thoughā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
In response to Life, who asked in astonishment, Chronois mutters with an expression that even seems like grief. Understanding that Chronoisās words were true, this caused Life to freeze up with her mouth wide open.
[ā¦ā¦Hey, God of Time and Space. Could it be with Kai-chan?]
[ā¦ā¦Umu.]
[I guess I should have expected it would be Kai-chan. Going on a date with Shallow Vernal-sama herself is unprecedentedā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦I- If I remember correctlyā¦ā¦ Isnāt that person Chronois rescued just a few days ago?]
Life, who was reminded of Kaito after hearing Fate saying Kai-chan, asked with an expression of disbelief, and Chronois nodded in response, while Fateās cheeks had a slight blush for some reason.
[Umu. Heās the otherworlder that Shallow Vernal-sama was interested in and gave her blessings to.]
[Thatās my āfuture husbandā!]
[ā¦ā¦You havenāt given up yet?]
[That should be obvious! Iām definitely going to make sure Kai-chan takes care of me! Thatās why I evenā¦ā¦ prepared this souvenirā¦ā¦ though I guess in this case, I canāt do that anymore.]
[Souvenir? Ahh, come to think of it, you did say that earlierā¦ā¦ What do you have there anyway?]
As Life just looked at them, speechless, Chronois was curious about Fateās 'souvenirā and asked. Thereupon, out of nowhere, Fate pulls out a small bundle.
[They did say that to grab a man by their stomach or something like that, didnāt they? So, I asked Shall-tan to tell me what Kai-chan likes.]
[ā¦ā¦You are quite close huh, you and the Phantasmal King.]
[Unnn. Shall-tan is also my soul friend, you know? Well, anyway, thatās why Iāve prepared Kai-chanās favorite food!]
[So you made that?]
[Did you really think I would do something as troublesome as cooking?]
[I should have known.]
Apparently, Fate prepared it after hearing about Kaitoās favorite food, but as expected of Fate who has a reputation of disliking troublesome thingsā¦ā¦ She didnāt make it herself.
[By my authority as the Supreme God, I had God of Fertility makeāā Ouch!?]
[Donāt abuse your authority, you fool!!!]
Chronoisās fist swung down on Fateās as she told her that she used the Supreme Godās authority to have a lower level God cook for her. As Chronois holds her head from all the headache sheās feeling, Life finally recoversā¦ā¦ and trembling in fear, she muttered.
[ā¦ā¦Eh? Shallow Vernalās blessing? God of Fateās future husband? ā¦ā¦Is he a monster?]
[ā¦ā¦I canāt deny it at all.]
[By the way, heās also acquainted with all of the Six Kings. Heās also quite close with the Death King, you know?]
[ā¦ā¦With that āDeath Bringerā?]
When Isisās name is mentioned, Life muttered with an obviously unpleasant look on her face.
Fate and Shalltear are very close with each other, and they occasionally listen to each otherās complaintsā¦ā¦ but Life and Isis are like cats and dogs, they are each otherās natural enemies, and they are so unfriendly that they call each other āDeath Bringerā and āUseless Meatā.
[ā¦ā¦I guess you are still not on good terms with the Death King.]
[You and Ein are about the same way thoughā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Now then, letās stop with the pointless chatter. Letās start all preparations before the sixth day of the Tree month comes! Am I clear!?]
""
[ [ Roger that! ] ]
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The 6th day of the Tree month. I woke up early, quickly finished my breakfast and got ready for the day. Today is the day of my date I promised with Shiro-san, and since I canāt keep her waiting, Iām going to leave early.
However, I will be having a date with Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ Iām worried in a different way than I was with Kuro. I have a feeling that something really big would happen today, but If possible, I hope that itās just my imagination.
With that in mind, I moved to the front door and when I opened itā¦ā¦ I immediately closed it back. Arehh? I felt like I just saw a grand spectacle outside. To be specific, it looked like there were an outrageous amount of people in Lilia-sanās gardenā¦ā¦
It must be that. I may have just opened the door and accidentally arrived at some other placeā¦ā¦ Yes, I should open it more carefullyā¦ā¦
[Listen carefully! We canāt afford to be negligent at all today!!! Not even a speck of dust should exist on the path Shallow Vernal-sama walks on!!!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
Why is Chronois-san doing something like a speech in Lilia-sanās garden? And all these people wearing priestās robes lined up in a rowā¦ā¦ Could all of them be Gods? Why?
[All of you understand? Iāll set up wards around the city that would unconsciously make it difficult for others to approach themā¦ā¦ but itās not absolute. There might be some people that is able to slip through those wardsā¦ā¦ Anyone who slips through the wards, āimmediately kill themā.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Eh? Thatās Fate-san, right? Didnāt the words sheās said kinda sound absurdly dangerous!? If someone slips into them, youād kill them!? Eh? What the heck is happening, is there a war nearby? Those people lined behind them, are they really Gods? They kinda look like an army thatās here to slaughter all their enemies though!?
""
[There is no need to hesitate. I can bring them back to life laterā¦ā¦ So you will kill them immediately, without regard to the intrudersā intentions or actions.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
Eh? What the heck is she saying? That person with green hairā¦.. Just because she can bring them back to life later, itās fine to kill them? What the heck is with that over-the-top reasoning!? T- Thinking about her standing, sheās probablyā¦.. the last Supreme God. I think sheās called the God of Life, but she somehow looks more like a Shura to meā¦ā¦
[God of Time and Space-sama! All personnel are in position! All the shops and the stalls in the city have been fortified by our fellow Gods!!!]
[Umu, Iāll convey my thanks to Symphoniaās King laterā¦ā¦ Everyone! All the preparations are ready. From now on, cast aside all of your indulgences! In the unlikely event that you cause Shallow Vernal-sama any discomfort, know that even lining up all of our heads here wonāt be enough to beg for her forgiveness!!!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
I just want to make sure hereā¦ā¦ but Iām really going on a date right now, right? Itās not like Iām going to be thrown into a war zone or dropped into a bombing zone or anything like that, right?
Wait a momentā¦ā¦ What the heck is going on here!? All of them were saying all sorts of disturbing things thoughā¦ā¦ Eh? The heck is this? Errrā¦ā¦ Is a war about to start?
As I was standing there stunned, Chronois-san noticed me and turned around.
[Ahh, Miyama huh. Youāre early.]
[Eh? Ahh, errr, good morning. I canāt keep Shiro-san waiting after all.]
[Umu, thatās a good dedication you have there. Iāll leave Shallow Vernal-sama to you for today.]
[Ah, yes.]
Chronois-san!? The conversation itself sounds pretty normal butā¦ā¦ All the Godsā eyes are focused on me now, you know!? Theyāre looking at me with eyes that seem to ask āWho the heck is that guy?ā, you know!? When I replied to her while cold sweat dripped behind my back, Chronois-san nodded in satisfaction.
[Kai-chan, yaahhoo~~]
[Good morning. Fate-san.]
[Do you want to go on a date with me next time? And then, after we finally become one, raise me!]
[ā¦ā¦Do you want me to call Kuro?]
[Iām sorry.]
I returned Fate-sanās greeting, who spoke to me in the same lax tone as usual.
Thereupon, the woman with green hair approached me.
Sheās a woman of about 160cm wearing a priestās robe that clearly shows her body line, her green hair bundled up and flowing in front of her, and a gentle expression on her faceā¦ā¦ And most importantly, a chest that I think is as large as Lillywood-sanās . N- No, itās extremely rude to look at someoneās breast right when we first met butā¦ā¦ I guess Iām still a young adolescent man, and when theyāre that big, I canāt help but look at them.
[Youāre Miyama-san, arenāt you? Introducing myself again, Iām Life, and I have the role of being the God of Life. I wasnāt able to give my greetings to you before due to some circumstances, but I am honored to meet you today.]
[Ah, yes. Itās my pleasureā¦ā¦ Iām Miyama Kaito. Itās nice to meet you.]
[ā¦ā¦I guess thatās one way to describe what happened before huh?]
[ā¦ā¦Even though youāre just asleepā¦ā¦]
Life-san has a very calm voice and her gentle expression gives me the impression of the holy mother. Her tone of voice is also polite and I get the impression that sheās somehow able to do something if she puts her mind into something butā¦ā¦ Why does Fate-san and Chronois-san look astoundedly at her?
[Please just call me by my name, Life, just like how you call the God of Time and Space and the God of Fate.]
[Ah, yes. Iāll be in your care.]
[Yes, Iāll also be in your care. May this day be a good one.]
[ā¦ā¦Thatās amazing, God of Time and Space. The God of Life looks like a proper God just now.]
[ā¦ā¦If sheās always like this, it will be a whole lot betterā¦ā¦]
Holding the hand that Life-san offered me, we shook hands. For some reason though, Fate-san and Chronois-san looked dumbfounded, but I decided not to care about their reactions.
[Miyama, we will be around the perimeter todayā¦ā¦ Ahh, donāt worry. We will be at an appropriate distance away from you two, so as not to disturb you and Shallow Vernal-sama.]
[ā¦ā¦H- Huhhhā¦ā¦]
[Alright, well then, go to Shallow Vernal-sama as soon as possible.]
""
[Ah, yes.]
Overwhelmed by that atmosphere of somehow not knowing whether Iām given consent or not, I reflexively nodded and walked towards the gate.
Thereupon, the Gods who have gathered around the garden split off to the left and right, creating a path for me to walk onā¦ā¦ This doesnāt make me calm at all though!?
S- Seriouslyā¦ā¦ Is this day going to be okay?
I had already expected that this would happen to some extent based on what Chronois-san and the others said, but when I arrived at the fountain plaza, our meeting placeā¦ā¦ There wasnāt even a shadow of a person around us. Itās as if the entire city is reserved for our private use, which made me dumbfounded, b- but anyway, Iāl just have to think about making sure Shiro-san enjoys our date.
By the way, as for why weāre meeting up here like this right nowā¦ā¦ Itās because Shiro-san said she wanted to do that ācustom of a dateā by saying the words āSorry, did you wait?ā and āNo, I came here just now.ā. Well, I still have 30 minutes before we meet upā¦ā¦ but Iām already here, so itās fine if she can already show up if she wantsā¦ā¦
As I was thinking about this, light gathers in front of me, and from behind the light, Shiro-san appears.
[Iām sorry. Did you wait?]
[ā¦ā¦N- No, I just got here.]
Shiro-san spoke to me with her usual inflectionless voice, to which I replied to her while a drop of sweat dripped on my forehead.
ā¦ā¦Is it fine if I were to throw my tsukkomi at her?
If she can move using that method, thereās no way youāre going to be late, right!? This is the part where, even if itās a lie, you can just walk towards our meeting place.
[ā¦ā¦I see.]
[Ehh?]
As if she heard my inner thoughts, Shiro-san clapped her hands and disappeared immediately afterwards. And soon after, I heard small footsteps coming from behind me.
[Iām sorry. Did you wait?]
You started over!? Eh? Take two? Are we going to have a take two?
[N- No, Iāve just arrived.]
[Good morning, Kaito-san.]
Thatās one swift way to switch conversations! Geez, itās like you just want to do that event, and now that you finished it, you immediately switched topics. A- As expected of Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ I canāt predict her actions at all.
[Ah, yes. Good morning. I will be in your care for today.]
[Yes.]
Come to think of it, Shiro-san is dressed in her usual priestās robe. I was expecting her to wear something different than usual, so Iām certainly surprisedā¦ā¦ though Iām also a bit disappointed. With Shiro-sanās appearance, it seems like other clothing would also look good on her, and Iād like to see themā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
""
[Eh?]
Arehh? Why do I feel like Shiro-san is intensely staring at me? What is she doing?
Tilting my head at the way Shiro-san quietly stared at me, she lightly shook her fingersā¦ā¦ and in an instant, the clothes sheās wearing changed. An elegant white dress and a short coat with a chic hueā¦ā¦ I think it was called a duffle coat? Her clothes changed into those.
[Well then, this should do.]
[Ah, yes. Errr, they really look good on you.]
[Thank you.]
Rather, arenāt those clothes from my world? Was the reason she was staring at me earlier was to find out what to wear among the clothings in my memory and make it herself!? S- Seriously, this person is like a cheat incarnate. No, but even soā¦ā¦ Shiro-sanās unfair. Her appearance is too perfect. Her proportions and face are perfect, so sheāll definitely look good in anything she wearsā¦ā¦ If Iām being honest, sheās really beautiful, and looking at her beauty in front of her makes me embarrassed.
[Now then, Kaito-san. Before we begin our date, Iād like to ask you something.]
[Eh? Ah, yes. What is it?]
[What do you do on a date?]
[Weāre starting from there!?]
I canāt help but tsukkomi at Shiro-san, who nonchalantly told me with an unchanging expression. You just went with the date without knowing what it is!? Asking me what youāre supposed to do on a date right on the very same day of the date is too unexpected, you know!?
[Yes, I only know that it starts with the meeting and it ends in a āhotelā.]
[Please immediately discard that perception of yours.]
[Eh?]
With a straight face, Shiro-san started to say something outrageousā¦ā¦ Yep, I should have expected that this would happen to some extent. Anyway, it seems like I would be the one leading the date today.
However, Iāve only been on a single date beforeā¦ā¦ that time when I went out with Kuro, so I canāt really call myself experienced, and leading the date might be tough for me. Ah, thatās right! Shiro-san can read my memory, so she can get a vague idea of what I think our date should look likeā¦ā¦
[Anyway, Shiro-san. Do you have somewhere you want to go? If thereās a place you want to go, Shiro-san, weāll go there first.]
[I seeā¦ā¦ then, letās go to the ābeachā.]
[ā¦ā¦Yes?]
At that moment, I think I heard the sound of someone tumbling down behind me, and when I glanced back, I saw Chronois-san lying on the ground in the distance. A- As expected of Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ What a frightening airhead, she is. For her to render all the preparations Chronois-san and the others useless right from the startā¦ā¦
[E- Errr, I donāt really mind butā¦ā¦ I- Isnāt the beach far from here?]
[That wonāt be any problem.]
Thereās no sea around the royal capital of Symphonia Kingdom, and from what I saw on the map, it seemed to be pretty far away, so even though I knew it would be useless and thinking about the stuff Chronois-san and the others did for this day, I asked her about it. However, thatās where Shiro-san, the God of Creation, lightly waved her finger, and in an instant, the landscape around us changed and the blue sea and the scent of saltwater spread out in front of me.
Unnn, I myself donāt know what Iām sayingā¦ā¦ but thatās a fact, so it canāt be helped.
My date with Shiro-san started, but the scene suddenly changed to the beach.
Yes, even I donāt know what the heck Iām talking aboutā¦ā¦ but since itās the truth, it canāt be helped.
[ā¦ā¦The sea huh.]
[Yes. Itās the sea.]
[ā¦ā¦But you canāt swim here, can you?]
[Swim? ā¦ā¦Ah, I see.]
Yes, the place where Shiro-san brought me isnāt a place suitable for swimming, and even though it is certainly near the seaā¦ā¦ The place we are in now isnāt on a beach where there are white sands spread out, but on a tall cliff near the sea.
I thought when she mentioned sea (umi), sheās talking about wanting to swim near the beach (umi), but it seems that it was just an idea.
(T/N: umi could mean both beach and sea.)
And then, Shiro-san stared at me again. She was silent for a while, probably looking into my memory again, and as if she decided something, she nodded her head. With a wave of Shiro-sanās finger, the earth trembledā¦ā¦ and the tall cliff suddenly turned into a sandy beach. Eeeehhhh!?
[With this, there shouldnāt be a problem, right?]
[No, I think there would be lots of problemsā¦ā¦]
[Iāll return it the way it was before, so isnāt this alright?]
[Thatās the problem you saw!?]
Reshaping the earth in just an instant, this person really is a cheat. Itās so amazing that it feels like sheās overshadowing all the outrageous people Iāve seen so far. With the scenery changing into a white sandy beach, Shiro-san turned towards the dumbfounded me and waved her finger in my direction. Thereupon, I found myself only wearing trunksā¦ā¦ Letās just stop being surprised by anything this person can do. Seriously. Iām ready for anything you throw at me now. After being surprised by my outfit, I turned my gaze to Shiro-sanā¦ā¦
[ ! ? ]
And I was at a loss for words.
Before I knew it, Shiro-san had also changed her clothes into a swimsuit. She was wearing a white ruffled swimsuit, a blue patterned pareo, and even a neat straw hat on her head. Her beautiful skin, that looks like itās sculpted by the hands of God, which is usually hidden beneath the priestās robe, was exposed, revealing her ample breasts, looking like haloes of divinity, just not on top of her head.
[With this, we can go swimming, right?]
[Eh? A- Ahh, yes, y- y- youāre right!]
[Is something the matter?]
[Ah. no!? Itās nothingā¦ā¦]
Being suddenly spoken to as Iām lost in my thoughts, my nervousness could be clearly seen on my face. I canāt really say that Shiro-san was too beautiful, that I ended up staring at her in fascination.
[I guess I should sayā¦ā¦ Thank you for the compliments?]
[ā¦ā¦Please donāt read my mind.]
Itās so embarrassing. What the heck is this shame play? Just thinking about how all my thoughts were read by her makes me feel embarrassedā¦ā¦ W- Well, the other partyās Shiro-san, so I guess it canāt be helpedā¦ā¦
In front of me, who is blushing in all sorts of meaning, Shiro-san doesnāt seem to mind, and makes a parasol and a vinyl sheet appear in front of me. Thereupon, she turned to me and spoke with a blank expression on her face.
[Well then, shall we go swimming?]
[Ah, yes. Youāre right.]
[Before that thoughā¦ā¦]
[Eh? Ehhhhh!?]
With the wave of Shiro-sanās finger, a gigantic sea snake with the head of a fish with a length of several meters long emerged from the sea before it disappeared.
[I only asked it to move away while we bathe.]
[ā¦ā¦To where?]
[To another sea that āIāve just createdā.]
[ā¦ā¦I- I seeā¦ā¦]
Even though I just said I wouldnāt be surprised, but Iām sorry, I still got surprised. W- Well, letās just think of this in a positive way. Letās just think about how we can now safely swim in the sea.
Anyway, pulling myself together, I decided to go into the sea with Shiro-san. I donāt know where this sea weāre swimming in right now, but the water temperature is a little warm and comfortable. Arehh? Come to think of it, I think Shiro-sanās hair is so long that itās reaching below her knees, so wouldnāt it get in the way when she swims?
[Shiro-saāā n!?]
[What is it?]
[N- Noā¦ā¦]
Turning to Shiro-san, I saw that her hair, thatās originally gleaming silvery-white, is now wet and shining along with the sunās rays reflecting all the seawater on her hair. Even though we just went in the sea, she looks like an artistic painting that an artist put all of his heart and all the other peopleās hearts into.
Seriously, her physical appearance is too unfair, itās like each of her actions is something out of a paintingā¦ā¦
Her long hair was spreading out in the water, but Shiro-san didnāt seem bothered by it. Without doing anything, Shiro-san just let herself drift along in the water. Shiro-sanās face is still expressionless, but the corners of her mouth are slightly upturned, so it seems like sheās also enjoying it.
[By the way, Kaito-san?]
[What is it?]
[Should I do that swimsuit malfunction stuffā¦ā¦ that thing where my breasts would be exposed?]
She suddenly started saying outrageous stuff again!? Please donāt read all the strange memories I have in my memories, will you!? I mean, itās true that there were such cliches back in my worldā¦ā¦ but just because it exists, please donāt do it yourself.
[ā¦ā¦Thatās no good.]
[That wonāt do! Shallow Vernal-sama! Please donāt make such immoral acts!]
[ā¦ā¦Why are you here, Chronois-san?]
[ā¦ā¦I searched all the worldās oceansā¦ā¦ I guess searching around the world would even make me tired huhā¦ā¦]
Chronois-san suddenly appears, standing on top of the sea, flusteredly talking Shiro-san out of doing it. It seems that after Shiro-san announced that we were going to the sea and disappeared, she searched all the worldās oceans,and looking closely, I could see sweat on her forehead and her shoulders moving up and down. Itās just, errr, it might be bad for me to say thisā¦ā¦ If youāre going to stand on top of the ocean, please donāt stand in the waters in front of me. Ummmā¦ā¦ I can see it.
With the appearance of Chronois-san, to which I donāt know where to look at, my inner turmoils are growing, while Shiro-san spoke with the same inflectionless voice as usual.
[You came at the right time. God of Time and Space, itās almost time for lunch, so thereās something Iād like you to prepare for me.]
[Hahh! By your command!]
[Well then, make me a ābeach houseā.]
[ā¦ā¦Huh? E- Errr, please excuse my ignorance. Shallow Vernal-sama, what exactly is this bichows dish?]
[Itās not a dish. Iām talking about a beach house.]
[ā¦ā¦H- Hahhhā¦ā¦]
She just started demanding something outrageous!? Beach house is well, no, it certainly is a standard when someone goes to swim on a beach, but this is a different world, you know!? Chronois-san even thought that youāre asking for a dish, you know!? Isnāt this power harassment in some sort of wayā¦ā¦ Anyway, I feel like I should help her out with this , but how exactly do I explain what a beach house is?
[Errr, Chronois-san. A beach house is something you can find in my worldā¦ā¦ H- How should I say this⦠I guess itās something like a small dining hall?]
[I- I seeā¦ā¦ Well then, Shallow Vernal-sama, what appearance do you want for this dining hall?]
[The appearance of a beach house.]
[ā¦ā¦Miyama, Iām begging you. Help me out here.]
[Ah, yes.]
Isnāt Chronois-san too pitiable!? Shiro-san, canāt you read between the lines at all, how the heck is she going to know what it looks like!? Errr, what should I doā¦ā¦ It would be best if I could just tell her the scene Iām picturing in my headā¦ā¦ Ahh, an option like that does exist.
[Shiro-san, can you convey the information about the beach house in my memories to Chronois-san?]
[Itās possible.]
[Then, please do so.]
[I understand.]
At the same time Shiro-san nods, Chronois-san gives me a somewhat surprised look. Perhaps, my memory was already transmitted, as after a moment of silence, she turns to Shiro-san and gets down on knee. It would have been fine if it weāre in a solid ground, but as sheās kneeling down on top of the ocean and bowing down to Shiro-san, who is immersed in the water, the scene looks somewhat surreal.
[I understand. I will certainly provide Shallow Vernal-sama with something that will satisfy you.]
[I leave it to you.]
[Hahh! By the way, Miyamaā¦ā¦]
[Eh? Ah, yes?]
[This may not be my place to say thisā¦ā¦ But I canāt compliment you on not going out much since you were a child, itās not good for your health.]
[ā¦ā¦Ah, yes.]
Can you not transmit any unnecessary memories!? Chronois-san just looked like a teacher worried about her loner student, you know!? Even as Iām feeling inexplicably uncomfortable being exposed to her slightly pitying gaze, I nodded.
Just as Chronois-san was about to move and prepare the beach house, Shiro-san opened her mouth.
[Wait right there, God of Time and Space.]
[Huh? Yes! What is it?]
[Your garments are no good.]
[Huh? My garments, is it?]
[Yes. Youāre at the beach, you should wear a swimsuit.]
[ā¦ā¦Huh? What!?]
With a wave of Shiro-sanās finger, Chronois-sanās long sleeved priestās robes that she always wearsā¦ā¦ in clothing that doesnāt expose her skin at all, turned into a sporty type of swimsuit that clearly shows off her slender figure. Chronois-sanās waist is that thin!? It really feels like she could be a modelā¦ā¦
[Sha- Sha- Shallow Vernal-sama!? W- W- Why did you suddenly do that!?]
[Youāre at the beach, so wear a swimsuit.]
[H- H- However!? I- I- I donāt think feminine clothing that shows off a lot of skin like this suits meā¦ā¦]
Hurriedly hiding her chest and the lower half of her swimsuit with her hands, Chronois-sanās face turned bright red as she said those words. However, sheās talking to the airhead goddess, as she doesnāt seem to mind her at all and looks back at me.
[What do you think? Kaito-san?]
[Ehh? Ah, errrā¦ā¦]
[Y- You should also clearly say it, Miyama! For me to wear something like thisā¦ā¦]
I mean, isnāt she rather exposed in her usual outfit? As I desperately swallowed those rude words from getting out of my mouth, I told her my thoughts when I saw her in her swimsuit.
[No, Chronois-san is tall and slender, so that swimsuit looks good on you and I think you look beautiful, you know?]
[Wha!? Mi- Miyama!? Even you are going to tease me here too!? Y- You Immoral b*stard!]
Arehh? Could it be that Chronois-sanā¦ā¦ isnāt used to being treated like a woman? Sheās obviously agitated by something, and she seems to be more embarrassed than I would normally expect her to beā¦ā¦
[Well then, I leave the preparations to you.]
[H- However, this appearance isā¦ā¦]
[I leave the preparations to you.]
[ā¦ā¦I- I respectfully obey. At once.]
Receiving Shiro-sanās words which she indifferently told her, Chronois-sanās shoulders slumped in resignation, with her face still bright red. Yep, I can feel the power relationship between them, and how should I say thisā¦ā¦ Chronois-san is pitiful.
While feeling pity towards Chronois-san, I swam for a while with Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ Or rather, I just leisurely submerged myself in the sea before returning back to the beachā¦ā¦ where a real beach house stands. A simple wooden exterior, and a signboard that says āBeach Houseāā¦ā¦ She perfectly recreated a beach house, even the strangely old-fashioned parts. Chronois-san, this is amazing!
When I walked in, I could even smell the tatami matsā¦ā¦ Seriously, how the heck did you do this? And when I sat down across Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ She had tied her hair into a ponytail before I knew it. Maybe itās to avoid having her long hair stuck to the sand, but even so, I donāt know if I should say that any hairstyle looks good on her or something like that, but itās amazing how changing her hairstyle gives her a different kind of charm.
[Shallow Vernal-sama, what would you like?]
[Well then, I would like to have this āSlightly Unappetizing Yakisobaā.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Y- Yep. The yakisoba sold in beach houses certainly is like that, but do your really have to clearly say that!? A- Also, there are some shops that sell decent onesā¦ā¦ perhaps. Iām sure there are some, right?
[Understood. Miyama, what do you want?]
[Errrā¦ā¦ Chronois-san, are you sure you can make all the food written on the menu over there?]
[Thereās no problem.]
[ā¦ā¦T- Then, Iāll have curry rice.]
[Umu.]
Can she really make curry rice in such a short amount of time? N- No, itās true that Chronois-san seems to be able to manipulate time, so itās not like she canāt do it butā¦ā¦ She doesnāt really have the image of someone whoās great at cooking.
Even though I held some trepidation in my mind, just as I was about to place my orderā¦ā¦ I felt the presence of another person with my Sympathy Magic. I seeā¦ā¦ Chronois-san asked for help from her huh. If thatās the case, then it seems like the food that comes out would be perfectly fine.
As if to confirm my prediction, curry rice and yakisoba were immediately placed in front of me and Shiro-san. When I took a bite of the curry rice after saying my thanks for the mealā¦ā¦ I found that even the slightly cheap feeling was perfectly recreated, just as youād expect from āEin-sanā. Indeed, this curry rice is unmistakably the curry rice that could be bought from a beach house.
[Shiro-san, what do you think?]
[Itās slightly unappetizing. I see, so this is the beach houseās yakisoba huh.]
No, Iām sure there are some beach houses with great yakisoba butā¦ā¦ w- well, there certainly were a lot of beach houses that have that kind of questionable taste.
[ā¦ā¦or rather, youāre eating with a fork huh.]
[Iāve never used chopsticks before. But thatās true, isnāt it? You canāt really eat yakisoba unless you use chopsticks, can you?]
[ā¦ā¦No, I donāt really think thatās the case though?]
Shiro-san was using a fork to eat the yakisoba as if it were spaghetti. Chopsticks arenāt common for the people in this world, so I donāt really have a strange meaning when I mentioned that, I just meant it as a simple small talk butā¦ā¦. in the next moment, Shiro-san began saying something unbelievable.
[Well then, Kaito-san. āFeed meā with your chopsticks.]
[ā¦ā¦What?]
[I would like to try eating it with chopsticks, so feed me.]
[N- No, as expected, thatās kindaā¦ā¦]
[I would like to try eating it with chopsticks, so feed me.]
[H- Howeverā¦ā¦]
[I would like to try eating it with chopsticks, so feed me.]
[ā¦ā¦Understood.]
Please stop saying that on repeat. Itās seriously scaryā¦ā¦
Hmmm, I feel like Iāve been through lots of shame play today. However, itās really fortunate that there are only Chronois-san and Ein-san in this beach house.
Giving up, I picked up a pair of disposable chopsticks from the tableā¦ā¦ Or rather, she even made disposable chopsticks? You really have it all down to a tee, Chronois-san. Eh, wait a minute? Sheās asking me to feed her butā¦ā¦ While Iām sitting here facing you? Maybe itās because this table is so big, but it looks like itās going to be very difficult to doā¦ā¦
[Why donāt you just sit next to me?]
[ā¦ā¦E- Errrā¦ā¦ A- Alright.]
I can certainly feed her easily if I just sit next to her butā¦ā¦ On a serious note, Shiro-san is currently in a swimsuit and her bare skin is very revealing. It takes a lot of determination for me to sit next to her while sheās like that butā¦ā¦ I obviously canāt say no here since she would just keep going on an endless repeat like a broken record.
Finding resolve, I got up from my seat and sat down next to Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ but the scene while sitting next to her far exceeded my expectations. Sitting next to Shiro-san, who is almost the same height as me, putting aside her beautiful, glossy hair, I could clearly see her breasts, which were creating a deep cleavage. Her skin looked so beautiful and soft, a pleasant scent that seemed to be wafting out from somewhere, and a beautiful face that I canāt even hope to describe even as sheās right next to meā¦ā¦ I know it myself, that my heart is pounding really fast right now.
C- Calm down, it will be alright. Sitting down with some appropriate space between us, I just need to pay attention to where Iām looking atā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
[Wha!?]
Why did you come so close that our shoulders are almost touching each other!? Even though I took care of getting a good distance between us!? As our bare skins almost touched each other, my heart leaped up even higher, but Shiro-san didnāt seem particularly bothered and remained expressionless. C- Calm down, keep calm and composedā¦ā¦ Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath andā¦ā¦
However, Shiro-san didnāt allow me to keep calm at all.
[Youāre trying that hard to do that, are these two really good things?]
Curiously tilting her head, without hesitation, Shiro-san took my handā¦ā¦ and brought it to her breastāā- Ehhhhhh!?
[Ehh? Wha!?!? S- Sh- Shiro-san, w- w- what are you!?]
[Well, it looks like youāre looking at them with great interest.]
[ ~ ~ ! ? ! ? ]
What the heck is this person doing!? H- How sofā¦ā¦ isnāt what I should be thinking!? T- T- This is bad, this is bad, I- I- I should pull away my hand, or it will totally be sexual harassmentā¦ā¦
[If you want to touch them, I donāt really mind, you know?]
[Can you stop saying that!? A- Anyway! My hand!? Please let it go!?]
[Alright.]
Frantically screaming as I feel my face burning hot, Shiro-san simply lets go of my hand.
I- I can still feel it in my handā¦ā¦ What the heck is with that outrageously airheaded move she did there!? I thought she would burn out all of my reasoning in an instant! However, the person in question, Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ doesnāt seem to be bothered at all, and holds out the plate of yakisoba to me.
""
[Then, feed me.]
[ā¦ā¦Yes.]
While experiencing the sensation of my spirit being whittled away, I look down and accept the plate, unable to look at Shiro-sanās face properly. Grabbing some yakisoba with the chopsticks, I bring it to Shiro-sanās mouth.
[I see, I guess it tastes better to eat it with chopsticks huh.]
[I- I- Is that soā¦ā¦]
[However, doesnāt this mean that Kaito-san canāt eat your curry rice?]
[Ah, no, that can waitā¦ā¦]
[Here.]
[Wha!?]
After telling me her impressions in the same intonationless voice, Shiro-san takes my plate of curry rice, scoops some with a spoon and holds it out to me. W- Wait a moment!? Is this actually that!? Youāre not suggesting that we should take turns feeding each other or something like that, right?
[Yes.]
[N- No, Iām fineā¦ā¦]
[Here.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
[Here.]
[ā¦ā¦T- Thank you for the food.]
Shiro-san really wouldnāt give in. I have no choice but to surrender and let my face boil before this shame play. Eating the curry rice Shiro-san offers me, I now feed her some of the yakisoba. Seriously, I donāt know if itās just that Shiro-san is an airhead or not , but how should I say thisā¦ā¦ Anyway, isnāt your guard too loose!?
[This is just something specially for you.]
[ā¦ā¦Like I said, those kinds of statements areā¦ā¦.]
After a lunch filled with happiness and embarrassmentā¦ā¦ Or rather, the happiness that was completely trampled by the embarrassment Iām feeling, my date with Shiro-san at the beach continues.
[ā¦ā¦L- Listen here, Shiro-san. Gentlyā¦ā¦ Just hit it gently!]
[Yes.]
[Iām being serious here, be as gentle as when youāre holding a cookieā¦ā¦]
[I understand.]
""
Towards Shiro-san who was holding a ball for beach volleyball that she made, I timidly, yet repeatedly told her. I was the one who suggested beach volleyball when she told me we were going to play in the ocean after lunchā¦ā¦ and now, I regret it very much.
[Iām begging you here! I would really die there, you know!?]
[I could bring you back to life if you die, so itās alright.]
[Thatās totally not okay!]
Thatās because my opponent is Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ She who is unmistakably the strongest being in this world. If she hits the ball without any moderation, I canāt catch her attackā¦ā¦ No, rather than me not being able to catch her attack, my body would definitely scatter to pieces if I try to do that. Itās more likely that the ball would be blown up first, but I think the wind pressure alone would turn this area into a vacant piece of land.
Because the best evidence is that Chronois-san has been nervously looking at me from earlier. Itās quite obvious to her that my life is in danger, so sheās thinking of trying to help me when Iām in a pinchā¦ā¦ but I canāt help but think that even Chronois-san might not be able to hold her own against Shiro-san, so I desperately requested her to moderate her attacks.
[I understand. Iāll make sure to attack with enough strength that Kaito-san will be able to returnā¦ā¦ but in return, letās play a game.]
[A game?]
[Yes, the same one Kaito-san played with the Phantasmal Kingā¦ā¦ The loser listens to one thing the victor says. What do you think?]
[ā¦ā¦I- I understand. Iām fine with it.]
I wonder why? Why did Shiro-san bother to suggest such a thing?
ā¦ā¦I have a bad feeling about this. Specifically, Shiro-san wanting me to do something. Moreover, she would probably want me to do something that I would normally refuse to do if she proposed itā¦ā¦ I- I canāt lose here.
Incidentally, when I asked her how we judge whether who wins and who loses since we donāt have a court to play on, she said that the one who doesnāt catch the ball loses. In other words, even if I returned a ball that would normally be a foul or even sent it in a direction that would give me a homerun, if Shiro-san canāt return it, she losesā¦ā¦ These terms are quite advantageous for the attacker.
Shiro-san slowly hits the ball, and just as she declared, the ball flies at a speed that I can fully handle. The ball came flying straight at me, and I hit it back in a receiving stance butā¦ā¦ yep, for someone like me whose only volleyball experience are the games I played in PE class, I wasnāt able to neatly return it back to her and sent it to a direction away from Shiro-san.
But, howeverā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Huh? Eh? Hey, thatāsā-!?]
Shiro-san disappeared and appeared where the ball was falling. She then easily returned the ball. Eh? Wait a minute, did you just use teleportation? T- Thatās not fair!
And needless to say, I miserably lost against Shiro-san, who could instantly move to return the ball even when I myself donāt know which direction my returns are going to. That means I had to listen to one thing Shiro-san say, but she told me that she would just leave it āfor laterā, as she wants to play another gameā¦ā¦ Somehow, Iām starting to feel uneasy hereā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Hey, Shiro-san?]
[What is it?]
[ā¦ā¦Why did you also 'split the oceanā along when you should have just been splitting a watermelon?]
[I dunno?]
Cutely tilting her head, Shiro-san is the same as usual, as the scene happening before my eyes is all this airhead Goddessās fault. We were going to split a watermelon, but when Shiro-san swung her stickā¦ā¦ The entire landscape in front of me, along with the watermelon, was cut in half. And beside Shiro-san who was just tilting her head at me, Chronois-san was holding her head with an exhausted expression on her faceā¦ā¦ Chronois-sanās spirit has fallen in shambles.
[Wouldnāt that cause a tsunamiā¦ā¦]
[Should I return it back to how it was?]
[Please do so.]
[I understand.]
With a wave of Shiro-sanās finger, the divided sea returned to normal as if nothing had happened. Ah, sheās the same outrageous person she usually isā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Shiro-san, thatās strange.]
[Is that so?]
[ā¦ā¦Yes, because this isnāt just a sand castle anymore, thatās already a āreal castleā made of sand.]
[Did I make it a little too big?]
[Thatās just not āa littleā at all. Look, Chronoi-san looks like her eyes are already dead, whose fault do you think it is?]
[I dunno?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
In front of me right now is a huge castle made of sand. The size and appearance is such that anyone would believe it if someone says that this is the royal castleā¦ā¦ And of course, Shiro-san is the one who made it. That castle isnāt on the level of playing in the sand already, you know!?
I donāt know if Chronois-sanās mind has been driven to the corner or not, but she looks like her soul has already left her body.
[ā¦ā¦Miyamaā¦ā¦ Iām begging youā¦ā¦ Iāll do anythingā¦ā¦ Please help me.]
[C- Chronois-san.]
[If you ask me to take off my clothes , I will do itā¦ā¦ So please tell off Shallow Vernal-samaā¦ā¦]
[You donāt have to do that, Iām going to ask her to return it back to how it was before.]
Chronois-san seems like she has already had enough, as she weakly holds my hand, asking for help with an empty look in her eyes. I donāt know if I should say that Chronois-san has really suffered a lot or not butā¦ā¦ I really feel so bad for her.
As dusk was approaching, Shiro-san and I sat on a vinyl sheet, watching the glittering sea as the light of the setting sun illuminate the beach.
[It was a really fun day.]
[Iām really glad in that case.]
It seems like Chronois-sanā¦ā¦ passed out around the time Shiro-san built a shipwreck and said she wants to go treasure hunting, and she is now being nursed by Ein-san at the beach house.
Incidentally, the reason why Ein-san didnāt appear all these timesā¦ā¦ is because if she shows up, Shiro-san would change her maid uniform into a swimsuit.
Even as Shiro-san did all these absurd stuff today, I felt like time flew by fastā¦ā¦ and if I were to be asked if I had fun, I certainly did have fun. Perhaps, thatās because Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ also seems like sheās also enjoying her time.
Shiro-san was still expression like always, but the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and most importantly, her splitting up the ocean and building real castles, all those preposterous stuff she did todayā¦ā¦ I think that Shiro-san wasnāt able to act moderately because sheās probably getting excited in her own way. Shiro-san was originally the God of Creation, so she would never have the opportunity to play around like this. Thatās why I think Shiro-san was having fun in her own way. Just as I am together with Shiro-san having fun like that, I guess Iām alsoā¦ā¦ really having fun.
[ā¦ā¦Kaito-san.]
[Eh? Ah, yes.]
[Do you remember our arrangement of our game?]
[Yeah, that I will listen to one thing you say.]
[Yes. Iāll use that now.]
[ā¦ā¦W- What do you want me to do?]
As I was having an inner monologue, Shiro-san told me in an intonationless voice, and even though Iām feeling uneasy, I answered. S- Sheās using it here huhā¦ā¦ W- What in the world would she make me do? I donāt think she would make me do something terrible, but I still have a bad feeling about this. In front of the anxious me, Shiro-san removes her pareo wrapped around her waist, exposing her beautiful bare legs. As I realize that my eyes canāt help but focus on her thighs, Shiro-san lightly taps her lap.
[I want you to sleep on my lap.]
[ā¦ā¦Huh? Eeehhhh!?]
[I saw Kuro do it for you before, so I also wanted to try doing it once.]
[N- No, butā¦ā¦]
A lap pillow!? N- No, thatās very unacceptable under the current circumstances.
I- I- I mean, Shiro-san is in a swimsuit now, you know!? For me to get a lap pillow under this circumstances, doesnāt that mean I would be laying my head on her bare thighs? No way, thatās impossible, I was already boiling over back at lunch, and sheās asking me to do thisā¦ā¦
[Youāre going to do one thing for me, right?]
[Ugghhhā¦ā¦.]
I- I certainly did make that promise and agreed to that terms. I would be really insincere with my promise if I refuse hereā¦ā¦ I- I guess I donāt have any choice but to be prepared about what Iām about to do huh?
[ā¦ā¦I- I understand.]
[Yes. Now then, here.]
[ā¦ā¦Gulpā¦ā¦]
I couldnāt help but gulp down my saliva at the sight of Shiro-sanās pearly white thighs, I shook my head and frantically calmed myself down before slowly laying down on her lap. Her lap is surprisingly soft, yet has a certain elasticity to itā¦ā¦ and feeling Shiro-sanās body heat on my cheek, I became aware that my face is getting so red that it feels like steam is about to come out of my ears.
H- Her lap is so much softer and warmer than I imagined it to beā¦ā¦ I donāt know if itās appropriate to say that paradise can be found here or not, but it feels really good, laying my head on her lap. The feeling of lying on her thighs felt so tempting that if I were to relax even a little, I feeling I wouldnāt be able to get up anymore, but even though her thighs are so tempting, Iām still desperately trying to hold on to the thread of reasonā¦..Ā but thatās when Shiro-san quietly speaks.
[Youā¦ā¦ really are strange.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh? How come?]
[Even when you saw my power, you didnāt feel awed nor did you kneel before me.]
[ā¦ā¦Errr, was I being rude?]
[No, Iām glad that youāre like that instead. However, Iām just wonderingā¦ā¦ Are you not afraid of me?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Her voice was as inflectionless as ever, but I could sense that there was a certain amount of emotion in it. I donāt know what Shiro-san had in mind when she asked me that. Even though I have my Sympathy Magic, it doesnāt work on Shiro-san, so I canāt read her emotions. Why am I not afraid of Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ Indeed, Shiro-san is the strongest being in this world, a genuine God with almost omnipotent power. Perhaps, feeling fear and respect for her is the normal reaction to herā¦ā¦ butā¦ā¦ hmmm.
[I donāt know if I can explain it well butā¦ā¦ I guess itās probably, errr, because Shiro-san is ānot perfectā.]
[ā¦ā¦Please continue.]
[Yes. Errr, if Shiro-san is omniscient and omnipotent, a being that doesnāt have any openings for anyone to take advantage of, I may have been afraid of you. However, Shiro-san may be omnipotent, but youāre not omniscient, right?]
[Yes.]
[Thatās why, I guess Iām just thinking about your power as something that makes you Shiro-san? I think Iām not afraid because I can feel that itās just part of your personality.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
Actually, I donāt really know the details why either. I think I was scared when I first met her, but now, Iām just thinking of Shiro-san as an airheaded cheatā¦ā¦ and a very attractive woman. At the very least, I donāt feel scared, Iām sure I still wouldnāt feel scared in the future.
At my words, Shiro-san stayed silent for a few moments before she spoke again.
[ā¦ā¦Indeed, I am not omniscient. On the contrary, I donāt even know myself.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
[I canāt see any difference between the living beings, the plants, or the earthā¦ā¦ the world I have created. All of them seem to have the same value in my eyesā¦ā¦ Am I coldhearted? Do I notā¦ā¦ love this world?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
There was still no inflection in her voice, and her expression hadnāt changed. However, her voice somehow sounded lonelyā¦ā¦ and I couldnāt just ignore it.
[I thinkā¦ā¦ itās the opposite though.]
[The opposite?]
[Yes. I think Shiro-san probably loves this world more than anyone else.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
As if my statement was too surprising, Shiro-sanās voice just now was clearly filled with emotions. For the first time, there was an inflection in her voice. Still lying down on her thighs, I move my face and look into Shiro-sanās beautiful golden eyes as I speak my thoughts.
[Shiro-san loves this world you created with all your heart. Everything that exists in this world can be traced back to Shiro-san. That must be why youāre trying to look at every being the same way? Because the living beings, the plants and the earth are all equally loved by youā¦ā¦ Because you donāt see anyone of them being more superior over the other, looking at them with the same eyes that you look at the others, and rarely try to get involved in the worldā¦ā¦ and by not holding out your hand to help any side, youāre showing them how everyone has the same worth.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
[I guess thatās also why? The otherworlder meā¦ā¦ āThis me who wasnāt born in the world Shiro-san createdā really fits the role of someone Shiro-san would get involved with.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Hearing my words, which could be taken as disrespect, Shiro-san falls silent. Her golden eyes were looking at me, and itās making me feel as if time is passing slowlyā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦You really areā¦ā¦ an interesting person.]
[ ! ? ]
Saying that, Shiro-san lets out a small smile. Her usually unchanging expression changed, showing a smile that seemed so beautiful, as if it condensed all the beauty in the world, being as dazzling and precious as a twinkling star. With a gentle smile on her face, Shiro-san put her hand on my cheek and slowly lifted my headā¦ā¦ and held it to her chest. Wait!? Eeeehhhh!?
[S- S- Shiro-san!? W- W- What are you doing!?]
My face buried in Shiro-sanās ample breasts, suffocating me in a heavenly softness and warmness.
[Is that soā¦ā¦ So I did love the world huhā¦ā¦ I really donāt know myself huh. I didnāt realize it until you told me.]
[T- T- Thatās good to hear, but you know!? B- B- But this situation!?]
[Itās my gratitude.]
[Gratitude!? W- Wait, I donāt know what youāre saying though!?]
I feel down to a situation where it canāt be called a lap pillow anymore, as Iām now being laid on a breast pillow, making my mind completely blank and I canāt think about anything else anymore. All I could think about was the soft and sweet feeling of Shiro-sanās breasts that seemed to entrance all my attention, along with the pleasant scent that tickled my nostrils.
[You say all that, but Kaito-san seems to be really happy about it, arenāt you?]
[Can you not read the strange areas of my mind!?]
Of course, if you ask me if Iām happy or not, isnāt it obvious that I would be happy!? Thatās naturally, because Iām still a man. Thereās no reason why I wouldnāt be happy in a situation where Iām burying my face in the cleavage of an immensely beautiful woman like Shiro-san butā¦ā¦ Seriously, can you not blow away all of my reasoning!?
[ā¦ā¦Thank you very much, Kaito-san. However, I would like to correct one thing you just said.]
[ā¦ā¦Ehh? C- Correct something?]
Hearing Shiro-sanās gentle words, I slightly raised my eyesā¦ā¦ and saw the beautiful smile on Shiro-sanās face which was approaching mine, and felt the soft touch on my forehead.
[Iām not trying to get involved with you just because youāre an otherworlderā¦ā¦ Iāve felt like involving myself with you because āI love youā.]
[Ehh? A- Ahh, errr, ummmā¦ā¦!?]
With a voice that was too gentle and warm, as even the sound of her voice also had a temperatureā¦ā¦ my mind finally reached the limit of its tolerance, making me short-circuit and lose consciousness. And just before I lost my consciousness, I felt Shiro-san hug me tightly.
Shiro-san is an airhead, sheās sometimes unreasonable, and I feel like Iām always being pushed around when Iām with her. But still, I enjoy spending time with her, and most importantlyāā I think Shiro-san is a very attractive Goddess.