Ch. 0 - Prologue p6 - The Mysterious, Devilish Junior
The chime, signaling the end of the school, rings.
There are probably many students here that love this chime. Personally, Iâm so attached to it that I use it as my alarm sound. However, this ring also indicated the start of school, so I have somewhat mixed feelings about itâŠ
While needlessly worrying about trivial things such as the chime, I finished packing up and left the classroom
Since I donât belong to any club activities, I usually went straight home. By the way, Karen also went somewhere with her classmates as soon as the chime rang. W-Well, itâs none of my business anywaysâŠ
This is probably the first time Iâm going home alone. I do feel a little lonely, but itâs whatever.
âHey, Kaminoki! Can you help me carry these notes to the staff room?â
As I left the classroom, our homeroom teacher, Kamoi Miori-sensei, called out to me.
She has already appeared once before, but because she is a bold teacher who repeatedly moans âI want to quit my jobâ in front of those students, I really donât know how she hasnât been fired yet.
âDo I have the right to decline?â
âHah⊠Donât ask me if you already know the answer.â
And then she casually gave me all of her heavy notes.
For some reason, she only uses me to help her. I wonder if I have some kind of errand-running talent that oozes out of me. Maybe I even have an aura?
In fact, even though sheâs asking me only to help her, sheâs dumping everything on me.
Does helping mean doing everything?
âSensei, this is a little too heavy for me!â
âWhat kind of a man would be so weak and whiny about this kind of thing? A man has to be strong to be popular. Strength training, strength training.â
âThatâs an old-fashioned way of thinking in this day and age! Sensei, how old are you?â
âOraaahhhh!!!â
Kamoi-sensei, whose eyes had changed color, unleashed her sealed right hand. Then, with all her might, she gave me a punch right in the stomach. Itâs not even a rom-com anymoreâŠ
âDohe!â
So frightening⊠is this the power of a person whose talent is to fail all her blind dates? âŠSheâs turning her negative energy into powerâŠ
However, I did manage to hold her notes, preventing them from scattering all over the floor.
I thought it was really old-fashioned when it came to settling matters with the fist. Though, if I say this out loud, Iâll probably leave this place for heaven soon.
âI donât want to use an overused expression, but itâs common sense to not ask a woman about her age, okay?â
âY-Yes. Iâm sorry.â
âSay yes, again!â
âYes!â
Kamoi-sensei said, âHmph. Very well,â then left me to my own devices and walked on leisurely.
Damn⊠this bastardâŠ
One day, Iâll go undercover and tease this bachelor to deathâŠ
Thatâs what I thought.
***
I finished carrying the notes to the staff room and was finally able to leave school.
When I eventually managed to get to the staff room, Kamoi-sensei said, âYouâre late,â and handed me a steamed bun and some tea.
I almost yelled, âYour choice of food is like an old womanâs!â But if I had yelled that out loud, I wouldnât be in this world right now. I saved myself.
Todayâs MVP is Self-Control-kun. Congratulations, buddy.
After listening to Kamoi-senseiâs idiotic complaints in the reception room over steamed buns and tea, it was already evening. However, because of the many club activities, there was still a sense of vitality in the silence.
It was as if the school was alive.
But since the hallways and classrooms were empty, and no one usually stuck around this late, I felt like an explorer.
While checking out my surroundings, I walked towards the shoe rack, and soon arrived at my destination.
Take my shoes out of the shoe rack and put my jacket on.
As I walked out the front, I saw a familiar figure.
âAh, senpai. What were you doing up until this time?â
âLala⊠whatâs up with your club activities?
âToday is a rest day. So, I waited for senpai, who I knew was sooo heartbroken!â
Lala smiles mischievously.
Her shiny brown hair fluttered in the breeze, causing Lala to pull her hair back over her ears.
The cute gesture caught me off guard.
âI-I see. Thatâs very thoughtful of you.â
âWell, at least for today, Iâll heal you.â
âOh, yeah? So youâre saying you always had a healing effect?â
âWhat are you talking about? I always did! Didnât senpai get soothed by me?â
She stepped towards me and forced me to tell her that she can heal me.
Is it just decided that women are stronger than men these days? Or is it that there are too many strong women around me? âŠItâs like theyâre all macho. Thatâs funny to imagine.
âThis is going to be expensive, okay? Senpai?â
âI donât know when you got so cocky.â
âIâm not being cocky! This is how I normally am!â
âYes, yes, of course.â
âMouuu!!â
Even if I keep intimidating Lala, sheâll surely tag along on my way back home.
At the edge of my vision, there were orange-tinged clouds stretching out into space, making me feel the arrival of summer. It would soon be July. The flow of time is merciless.
I heard the shouts of the athletic clubs, the music of the sophisticated instruments, and many more sounds, all befitting of youth.
However, I think Iâve changed a lot from before.
Itâs a sign that Iâve made a new start, and proof my previous love is over.
Karen and I were two sides of the same coin in that respect, so I think itâs sad that Iâve taken a new step.
But now Iâm looking straight ahead. And Iâm walking, of course.
However, I donât even know where Iâm going with this line of thought. I just ruined the good atmosphere I had going!
While I was engaged in such a farce, alone in my thoughts, Lala asked me a question out of the blue.
âSenpai, are you into younger girls?â
I thought those words were just a joke, but judging from Lalaâs more serious expression than usual, somehow I thought otherwise.
What was the meaning behind those wordsâŠ? No, Iâm sure I know what it means. Itâs the deep psychology that hides behind⊠I think Iâm reading too much into it.
Iâm right to answer this one as it is.
âWell, I donât really know, but I certainly donât hate themâŠâ
Itâs neither that Iâm into them, nor that Iâm not. To be honest, I hadnât even thought about it.
But if I were to say, âI love them!â then it would effectively be a confession. Iâm proud of myself for thinking this through and keeping my level headedness.
I was able to avoid the bombshells that are commonly found in romantic comedies. As expected of my enhanced mobility.
âI-Is that so⊠thatâs a very confusing way of putting it. W-Well! Itâs not like there are a lot of kouhais who are close to their senpais! And the chances of a new relationship with a kouhai are slim to none! Itâs a question of whether the senpai decides to or not!â
âAre you trying to encourage or depress me?!â
Hold up, thatâs a pretty fair argument, isnât it?
Rather, I apologize for speaking so highly of you!
âOf course I want to encourage you! But if youâre going to find a new love, thenâŠâ
She runs a little ahead of me, and then looks back at me.
âYour kouhai is an option, isnât it?â
W-Whatâs she trying to sayâŠâŠ?
Didnât you just say that you have neither a choice nor a chance? But itâs true that though the chances are slim, they are not zero, which makes it at least a little encouraging.
I thought about it, but I really couldnât understand her intentions, so I just randomly responded âO-OhâŠâ
In response to my reaction, Lala smiled devilishly as usual, although she seemed to be in a slightly serious mood.
For some reason, Lala, who I see on a daily basis, looked so cute today. Iâll keep this scene in the back of my mind
But still, I wonder what her words mean in the end.
I donât know what to make of it⊠She said the possibility of a kouhai getting together with their senpai is very small, but not impossible.
I really donât know whatâs going on with this little mysterious, devilish junior.