Chapter 263 âthree birds with one stoneâ (Part one)
Poor Hamuye. Itâs been two days since his arrival and Du Weiâs done nothing but toss him around left and right. Indeed he was angry at first over his poor treatment, but as an experienced bureaucrat, he quickly subdued his anger. Also, he strictly forbade his men from making trouble in the Dukeâs residence. Otherwise, his young subordinates would have been fed up with everything and started a brawl with the guards.
Though Hamuye and his people are behaving well these days, itâs no secret to everyone that heâs being intentionally snubbed by Du Wei. As an envoy from another state, Hamuye was forced to go procure his own food from the local restaurants. This has to be the first case of its kind in the history of the Roland Empire
âThey sure have been quiet these two days.â Hiding next to the window atop of the castle tower, Du Wei peers down at the tents. As a routine procedure, Hamuye would always ask Marde everyday whether the Duke was ready to begin the talks.
Likewise, Marde would reply with âthe Duke will naturally come meet his guests when heâs finished with his magic experimentsâ.
Who knows if it was intentionally or unintentional, Marde would sometimes follow up with another sentence: âDuke said sir should give the draft from before a good lookover. If there are any questions or objections, sir should bring it up in the meeting to avoid wasting both partyâs time.â
The meaning was simple: we will keep asking for an over the top price and all you can do is pay on the spot. However, the offers must be said from your mouth to work.
That may be the plan, but it seems Hamuye wasnât in any hurry either and was determined to drag it out with Du Wei.
âIt seems irritating him wonât be effective.â Du Wei sighs and glances over to Philip on the side: âDo you have any other plan?â
Philip thought for a moment before smiling: âMy Lord, we are merely testing their limit. The results we got from these two days are very good already.â
Du Wei rubbed his nose and nodded: âYouâre right. If the people from the grassland intended to take an aggressive stance, they would have already lost it and quit playing games with us.â
âItâs true, they likely donât want to fight. Itâs just that they are in the wrong this time by sending their army into our land so they are stuck in a predicament. They donât want to fight but they also donât want to compensate us, thatâs the problem.â
âThen⊠⊠Why donât we become even more aggressive?â Du Wei pinches his chin and smiles slyly.
âI feel itâs about time.â Philip reacted somewhat anxious: âWe after all donât really have the power to wage war. If we accidentally push them too farâŠâŠâ
âNo matter what we must get some kind of benefit or compensation.â Du Wei shakes his head.
Other than this delaying tactic, Philip didnât have any better idea either at this point. After all, they didnât want to fight, and the other side didnât want to fight either. For Du Wei to take such an aggressive stance by throwing out those âharshâ conditions, neither the pro-war or anti-war faction can question him for he has done nothing damaging thus far.
Itâs not like Du Wei doesnât understand the meaning behind the phrase âthree stooges is better than one Zhuge Liangâ. Although Philipâs been growing at a dramatic pace, his decision making was still hindered by the traditional thought patterns ingrained into his body. Therefore, Philip wasnât skilled in taking the off road when it came to these matters.
(Zhuge Liang is a famous strategist in the three kingdom period of china.)
Left with no choice, Du Wei simply sought out his generals to discuss their next course of action.
Longbottom, Dadaneier, the heroic mini 250 from the battle at Anglia City (now promoted to Longbottomâs deputy), uncle Alpha, Old Smoke, and othersâŠ..
âI called everyone here today to discuss our next course of action in dealing with this Hamuye.â Du Wei asks his generals laid out before him: âI know you guys arenât used to these type of things, but who knows, maybe we can come up with some extraordinary idea by combining our minds.â
Hurting their brains in the process, the one to speak up first turns out to be Guptad- the mini 250.
Full of killing intent, this man lowers his voice: âDuke, are they not sending people into the town everyday? We can send our men to disguise themselves as thieves and teach them a lesson by beating them up. I would like to see them keep this up after we kill one or two of them!â
Du Wei simply sighed at this mini 250 after giving him one look. Picking up a pen, he hands it over to Guptad and said: âMy dearest General Guptad, hold this pen. Over there is the wall. You can crouch down and draw circles to pass your timeâŠ..â
Du Wei then turns to Longbottom: âDear General, do you have any good suggestions?â
âIf not, we can have someone pose as an assassin and kill this Hamuye. Use poison or whateverâŠ.. We donât really have to kill him, just enough to seriously injure him. Once thatâs done, the prairie will have to send another person. Maybe the second one will be easier to deal with.â
Staring at Longbottom for a second, Du Wei passes a pen to this bigger fool and points to the corner: âDear general, why donât you go accompany Guptad over there and draw some circlesâŠ..â
By the time Du Wei looks over to Old Smoke, this intelligent man took the initiative and said: âMy lordâŠ. Please give me a pen too.â
Dadaneier on the other hand was more useful. After thinking for a moment, he suddenly spoke up:
âPerhaps⊠⊠I have a solution. But Iâm afraid I will need General Longbottom to coordinate with me.â
âOh?â Du Weiâs eye broughtened up.
Dadaneier then brought out a weird idea: âHamuye is currently firmly refusing to open his mouth so both sides are testing each otherâs patience. Your Dukehip is correct in keeping him hanging, but Hamuye is no fool. The chips in our hand arenât enough and he knows full well the Empire doesnât wish to go war either. Therefore, even if we keep him hanging like we are doing now, he wonât need to care. My lord, forgive me for being blunt. In this negotiation, since both sides donât want to fight, we have one point in common. If thatâs the case, there are only two problems on our hand. Firstly is that we cannot offend the anti-war faction in the capital. Asking for peace is a must, but it must not come from our mouths first. Otherwise, this incident will give the pro-war faction in the capital an excuse to reprimand you as weak will and sold the empire out. Once that happens, your career will have a blemish and it will be difficult to gain support in the future. Ideally, we need Hamuye to make the proposal first so we can have an excuse to follow along.â
A glint of happiness flashed across Du Weiâs eye as he looked at Dadaneier: âKeep going.â
Dadaneier coughed once to clear his throat and went on: âThat was the first, nowâs the secondâŠ.. Ughh, this second problem is the benefits! Looking at it from a logical perspective, it is their side in the wrong. If we are to make peace, they must make some compensation. The more they pay the more prestige your lordship will get as the lead negotiator. Hereâs where the problem lies because all indication points to them not wanting to compensate at all. They are like us right now, delay and delay for they know they cannot afford to fight. As such, it doesnât matter if we put up an even stronger stance, it wonât change anything to them. I speculate this Hamuye intends to drag it out and not compensate at all after letting this incident slide over. We mustnât let that happen!â
Du Weiâs laugh became even more outlandish: âHmm, in the end, the two problems you mentioned is but the same thing: figuring out how to make the prairie people make peace and pay for the damage.â
Dadaneier smiles strangely and scratched his head: âThatâs pretty much it, butâŠâŠ There is always loss when there is gain. If we simply asked for compensation, they will most certainly refuse. ThenâŠâŠ Why not we make an exchange?! Make a deal with them. As long as the deal is to our advantage and we gained some tangible benefits then thatâs good!â
Du Wei nods and looked Dadaneier in the eye: âYou donât have to hide it, just point it out. What do you have in mind?â
âDid your lordship forget? Thereâs still a cavalry division consisting of 20,000 men stationed inside the prairie! Although this force isnât huge, itâs not small either. Every year the empire has to waste an enormous amount of supplies to maintain this group. Aside from being an eyesore to the people of the grassland, I really donât see any significance to their existence! If that is soâŠ. Itâs better off removing this force!â
Just when his words stopped at this part, Longbottom suddenly called out and glared at Dadaneier: âWhat did you say! Remove!? Youâve got to be kidding me! If not for this army of 20,000, those guys on the prairie will become even more outrageous!â
Dadaneier smiled in return and unhurriedly explains:
âGeneral, if it was still the same division back when you were in command then the people of the grassland may consider twice before actingâŠ. But now, according to my sources, the effect of this army of 20,000 is seriously limited. After you left, your successor was simply too incompetent. In addition to being a complete eyesore to the people of the grassland, I really donât see their use other than to consume vast amounts resource every year! Think about it, donât you think itâs funny to keep such a force that holds no real value? If it was the same army back when you were in command then yes, itâs worth it. But now, itâs simply not worth it!â
Longbottom was silent for a while. Although he didnât want to admit it, but what Dadaneier said was true.