First, we decided to inquire into Ahn Hospitalâs VIP rooms.
There were a total of 45 VIP rooms at that hospital; the cheapest among them cost 4 million won per day. It was a jaw-dropping price, but I still had a lot of money remaining after selling the [Barnasiums]. I tried to reserve a VIP hospital room for easy access.
However, when I contacted Ahn Hospital and asked if I could make a reservation for a VIP room, I was informed that all the rooms were currently full. A reservation would only free up after two months.
âKek. I donât think we can break through without connections?â Jung Garam, who sat around listening to the call, said. Seo Dawon nodded, thinking the same. Was I the only one who was naively wondering âWow, Users have so much money that theyâre willing to pay for something like thisâŠ?â
These rooms wonât open with just money?
Jung Garam scratched his head in this embarrassing situation and said, as if he had a brilliant idea, âThen what do we do? Sneak in at night, as expected?â
âSince Koo Hui-seo is there, the [Red Dragon] guild members will be standing on guard.â
In addition, Ahn Hospitalâs VIP ward was built in a different location from the general ward. It wasnât a system that allowed people to enter and wander into the VIP rooms while pretending to be patients of the general hospital.
As I stood, puzzled by our dilemma, I heard the bell rang outside.
âUh, I bought the eggs youâve mentionedâŠAnd the ramenâŠâ
When I opened the door, Kim Sangyoon stood, holding an unfitting plastic bag emblazoned with a martâs logo, with an awkward expression on his face. I was momentarily flustered; I had forgotten all about the Warrior while listening to Koo Hui-seoâs story. However, my voice didnât betray that surprise and I naturally said, âCome on in.â
ButâŠWhat on earth was with the size of that plastic bag?
I couldnât quite grasp the bagâs size because of Kim Sangyoonâs large frame, but when he put it down onto the table, I wondered if he had bought far more than I had asked.
âJust how much did you buyâŠ..â
âYou asked for me to buy ramen, but I didnât know which brand you liked,â he said with a voice that crawled along the floor, pleading.
Even though I thought he had bought far too much, I felt I had no choice but to say, âThank youâŠâŠâ
After that, the conversation between us died. The situation felt insanely awkward, so I heaved a small sigh and turned my back on him.
Kim Sangyoon wouldnât know itâŠbut, ever since he entered my home, two vengeful ghosts and one skeleton surrounded him in a triangular formationâŠIf only he could see their battle formation, he would feel suffocatedâŠ
âH-have I made any mistakesâŠ.â Kim Sangyoon looked into my eyes anxiously as soon as he heard my sighâwondering if reprimand was coming his way.
I remembered that, after contracting, Servants could hear me talking to myself as clear as if I were shouting. Swallowing back some mutters, I looked back at the Warrior in a hurry. âNo! No, itâs all right. Thank you!â I shook his hand.
He then nervously put his hands in front of him and lowered his eyes.
âFor now, you can sit downâŠ.â I said.
Unbelievably, Kim Sangyoon knelt down on the floor at my words.
Thereâs a chair at the table and a sofa right behind you! Just why are you doing this?!
âPffft hahahahahaha!â
Of course, my two servantsâmy vengeful ghostsâimmediately reacted at that sight.
Seo Dawon murmured in awe, âChoi Lee-kyungâŠwhat the heck.â Jung Garam grabbed his stomach while he burst into laughter. Lackey only tilted its head, looking up at the Kim Sangyoon who was still taller than it though the Warrior was kneeling.
And I, just watching the whole scene, screamed âNo, donât!â and hurried to raise him to his feet.
An issue arose when Kim Sangyoon reflexively avoided my outstretched hand. As he pulled his upper body back, my hand stretched far enough to affect my stabilityâI lost my balance.
So, I almost fell on Kim Sangyoonâs body. Fortunately, the two vengeful ghostsâwho were originally mocking us from behindâgrabbed my shoulders and situated me next to the sofa.
âLook at that lack of balance. Tsk, tsk.â
âLee-kyung-ah, I canât take my eyes off you for one secondâŠâ
As I regained my bearings, the two of them started talking.
Though the words were spitefulâand I was embarrassedâI couldnât get angry. I was too thankful to them for catching me (and Kim Sangyoon, who still couldnât see the others, was still at my feet).
âArgh!â After staring blankly for a while, Kim Sangyoon suddenly pushed my body away with a strange shout.
Unable to react to the unexpected behavior, I fell backwards from the force of his push. Kim Sangyoon didnât seem to expect this chain of events either, as he seemed surprised when I fell on my back. âI-Iâm sorry! Sorry!â he pleadedâcomplexion pale white.
[Clack!]
âAck!â
Unfortunately, Lackey had spotted his push. The loyal servant became furious at his actions and bit the back of Kim Sangyoonâs calf.
In addition, when it rushed in to bite the Warrior, Lackey was not in its child-like state, but in its bigger form. I was worried that its powerful jaws would chomp through the leg entirely. Fortunately, I grabbed Lackeyâs jaw as soon as it began grinding; the skeleton, appeased, released some of its power.
I held the excitable Lackey in my arms, covered its eyes, and firmly commanded, âNo!â Only then did it snuggle into my arms with a purring sound.
After checking over the skeleton, I decided to check on Kim Sangyoon, laying a single step away. Nothing seemed to be bleeding or broken to the naked eyeâŠ
âAre you alright?â I asked.
âYes, yeahâŠIâm okayâŠ.I-Iâm sorry. Lee-kyung-nim, you just surprised meâŠâ
âItâs fine. But, seriously, is your leg okay?â
At my question, Kim Sangyoon rolled up the hem of his trousers and showed me the bitten leg. Despite how confidently he displayed his leg, the situation didnât seem goodâŠThe bite marks were so clear; left like this, the leg would clearly bruise.
I scrambled to take a [Low-grade] potion out of my inventory. Since it was my servantâs fault, I wanted to quickly fix this accident.
However, Seo Dawon interrupted me before I could retrieve the potion. âLetâs go to the hospital with Kim Sangyoon.â
I looked back at the Mageâface slack in confusion. Seo Dawon shrugged, âHey, heâs a famous streamer. Maybe fame will prevail in Ahn hospital?â
At first, I couldnât understand his meaning, but then I realized it was an extension of our earlier conversation.
I slapped a fist onto my palm. 1
Ah! The VIP room!
âUm, Sanyoon-ssiâŠ.â
âYes?â
âBy any chanceâŠcould you make a reservation at the VIP rooms in Ahn Hospital?â I asked.
Kim Sangyoon looked puzzled, but when I said I had to find Koo Hui-seo, he seemed to have gained a determined grit to his expression. âI think I can do that.â He, almost burdensomely, said intensely.
With that, he took his cell phone out and began to call up some contacts. âHey, itâs me. Youâve been doing well? Itâs nothing too muchâŠbut didnât you say that you knew a doctor from Ahn Hospital?â
ââŠâŠ.â
âDo you know that guyâs number? Huh? AhâŠI guess that rumorâs spreadâŠI think thatâll happen soon.â
ââŠâŠ.â
âAh, itâs nothingâŠI just want to make a reservation and receive some quality care in the VIP ward thereâŠIâm someone that sells his face; I canât just stay in some general ward~. Uh, uh. Thatâs right.â 2
ââŠâŠ..â
âGot it. Thanks.â
After about three more identical calls, Kim Sangyoonâs phone rang.
It was the VIP reservation department at Ahn Hospital that I had called earlier. Kim Sangyoon put his phone on speakerphone to allow me, standing next to him, to also hear the conversation.
[Hello, Kim Sangyoon-nim. My name is Lee Byung-chul, the VIP manager at the hospital. Iâm contacting you because Iâve heard you like to reserve a room?]
All too easily, he was admitted the very next day.
When I had contacted them, they had said that all the rooms had been taken) that all the rooms were taken⊠After listening to the managerâs smooth tongue promising a room tomorrow morning, I was struck by how different our realities were.
Damn itâŠ
TL: The power of popularityâŠ(Also Lackey still best boi)
Thanks for the kofi once again Areli! Hereâs my bonus chap to you!
Footnotes
A common hand gesture that means âI see!â âThose who make a living by selling their faceâ = a common moniker for celebrities