Madness. Just what the heck did she do to get the emperor to acknowledge an elopement with me?
But aside from the moments when she was getting hit with the bat and metal bat I donât recall her every lying to me?
Letâs check first.
âIf you lie, you get hit.â
âHow do you have that cursed magic weapon!â
âI used it when that rascal Rood came.â
âI lost a comrade.â
âHe isnât dead.â
âSometimes people find more solace in death. Getting hit by that magic weapon is one of those moments. Rood would also have preferred you to finish him off cleanly with a sword if for the sake of nothing but old relationships.â
Sia said with a hateful look at the metal bat.
âNow, Master! Throw away that useless thing and come with me!â
âI refuse.â
-Wow owner! Slightly touched!
âThen you can bring that tooâŠâ
âI didnât necessarily refuse just because of this.â
-Ahhhhht! Return my emotions!
A life with Sia, I will have to refuse. The organizationâs gone under as well. I might as well aim for the farming king life I gave up in the past.
âWill I simply give up like that?â
âProbably not.â
âYes, Master. I will take you with me no matter what.â
Click.
The moment she snapped her fingers, the mood changed.
âTo face Master, I thought for a long time. And my answer was numbers and ranged attacks.â
At the same time she said that, torches started to light up the cave one, two at a time. The final count being at least a hundred.
âI brought special poisons that can paralyze even an ogre with so much as a scratch. And the numbers I brought were the most I could muster. Now, Master.â
Why is it that whenever my disciples come to fight me, they always bring a mob with them?
âIf you sleep for just a bit, once you wake up all thatâs left is to live happily in the home I have prepared for us.â
As Sia slowly drew away with a bright smile, I could hear the sound of hundreds of arrows flying towards me.
But thereâs way too many? Is this a death route? She knows perfectly well that I canât block that if I donât have mana?
-Wow, prep work OP. Sheâs ownerâs disciple alright! Plus she even said she had a house ready, since owner doesnât have a home right how inât that a chance?
-But youâd probably be melted down.
-No, no way!
This rascal still doesnât know what itâs done.
Sure I was the one laying out the beatings but the tool was this metal bat.
I guarantee it, if itâs Sia then sheâll do something like the movie based off the legendary novel and create a Fellowship of the Bat to throw it in Stioris Volcano that was even said to have melted an archdevil, just to get rid of this rascal from the world somehow.
No matter how much suffering and sacrifices they had to make, if itâs Sia then sheâll endure it all to melt down the metal bat.
-And so. The moment I fall is also the moment you die!
-Owner and I share the same fate! Weâre bonded by the strong bond of our souls!
And so that this thing and I can both survive, those arrows need to be blocked!
âNot even Master could parry away all these arrows.â
She said loudly from all the way over there.
Sure, normally you wouldnât be able to block these numbers. Youâd just get pincushioned and die, right?
But Siaaa?
Did you realise your voice was shaking as you said that? She still has that shard of uncertainty somewhere in her heart.
Well, from an objective point of view, Siaâs evaluation of me is correct. To normal swordsmen with high mana, long-distance attacks are poorly effective.
Unless the opponent is a bowmaster or something that can pour in mana into arrows, normal archers have a hard time penetrating through the sword ki of a swordsman with mana. Putting mana into a sword and maintaining it takes massive amounts of effort by itself, so how much harder would it to maintain that mana in an arrow thatâs flying away from you?
So the role of an archer is, to just beat the crap out of ordinary soldiers, and they donât even work that well against heavy armour either.
But to me without mana, there isnât a weapon deadlier than an arrow.
And because of that, I made very thorough preparations against archers.
âBlock it, metal bat!â
-Youâre making a weak frail girl like me block that scawy thing! Owner is a bad man!
If the product of one of best dwarven clans the Black Anvil, the thing thatâs suspected to be tougher than a Dragon Lordâs scales, is weak and frail, then a normal dragon is a tutorial-level monster.
In that case the tutorial is too hard. What is that level which sounds like youâd accidentally go into hell level difficulty and diligently hurt yourself to raise resistances with? (1)
âWhat!â
Hoho, why are you surprised. Thereâs no such thing as impossible for this metal bat with transform skills that would put a D**to to shame!(2)
The bat wavers and becomes a thin shield in my hand. Even if itâs this thin itâs still an invincible shield that tanked the hammer strikes of dwarven swordsmaster-class warriors.
And now all thatâs left is the finisher! The romance of men!
-Fusion!
-Uwah! O, owner and my bodies are becoming oneeeeeee!
The original purpose in the creation of this thing was as a higher rank weapon than the bat as well as to defend against my weaknesses.
The original goal was to make separate weapons and armour, but due to monetary and material shortages I couldnât do it.
Although it looks like a lump of iron on the outside, itâs actually the sole item in existence made of the metal that only appears in dwarven legends, Mithteil. (3)
Mithteil is only made when a mithril mine is hit by a Meteo or a similar impact to be pressurized at insane temperatures.
If I didnât sneak it out together with the princess then Iâd never have been able to make this.
And so, since Iâm making it anyway, I made it so that it could be used for attacking and defending!
-Ultimate fusion, Arcanaruan!
-Whatâs that childish name.
-Haang, what do you mean childish. This goddess Arcadia even gave it four letters of her name!
All that happened was the metal bat covered my body in a very thin layer like armour from the middle ages, but because of that my defenses have skyrocketed.
And if I use a regular attack in this state then there is a massive bonus damage added on top of that!
Although sure, thereâs no actual damage that goes through, but since it can render them unable to attack, an armour where offense and defense are one, is this not the perfect armour!
âWere you prepared for this?â
ââŠI donât think thereâs anyone aside from Master who would imagine something like that.â
Seeing as the arrows just bounced off with no effect, Sia sighed heavily but drew her sword and said.
âEven so, this chance⊠I canât give it up.â
With a serious expression, an overwhelming amount of mana flowed into her sword. A thicker and stronger magic power than sword ki.
-Ohhh! Izza a swordsmaster! A swordsmaster! Even the kingdom next door doesnât have more than ten of them!
-Ah, I killed a lot of them last time so thereâs only three left. And even then two of them only awoke at the last second.
Swordsmaster.
I did see her on the verge of breaking through at the end of training, but to think she could so perfectly master it.
As a teacher I am so happy⊠my ass. A swordsmasterâs chasing after me so if Iâm happy about that then Iâm a pervert!
âAll units, cleared for close quarter combat. As long as you donât kill him you are free to use any means and method available!â
Sword ki and sword auras began to form on everyoneâs swords. If sword ki is pouring mana into the sword, what they call aura is adding even more energy and compressing it. To a beginner they might look like the same thing, but in reality itâs the difference between heaven and earth if you face it.
-But neither of those does anything to this boddyyyyy!
But it canât leave the tiniest scratch on the metal batâs armour.
âYou, you mean that not even sword aura works on that thing?!â
-Take this, Aru-chan finisher, tentacle attack!
âHiiik!â
Sure even if itâs the metal bat, even if Iâve thrown in legendary metals like they were scraps you do leave scratches if it keeps getting hit by sword aura. It might even get cut if itâs hit often enough. But, like Iâve said before, this metal bat can change shape freely like a D**to.
That means, whether itâs scratched, or cut, it can be put back together! And automatically! And on top of that as a passive it reflects the enemyâs attacks!
And like itâs perverted personality, the long wavy tentacle attack that comes from the left arm is a freebie!
âMa, Master? I think something perverted came out of your arm!â
âThatâs something the metal bat made on its own so I canât help with that.â
âThis, this cursed magic weapon!â
âKuaaaaak!â
-Haang, where do you think youâre going pretty unni? Wiiiin? Whatâs this dirty man! I wouldnât know if you were a cute boy, but since itâs a promised loss if I take off that mask so for the sake of my sanity Iâll just abandon you!
The people that had been chasing after Sia were all defeated by the metal batâs tentacle attack and were pathetically thrown aside.
âDo, donât run away!â
âBut, but how do we!â
âKurk! I, I canât dodge!â
-Hiya! Ayap! I donât need men! Unless youâre a pretty boy then git lost! My goal is that tasty-looking unni! This unni will dote on unni a lot!
-So just whoâs supposed to be the unni againâŠ
To do some work as well, I formed a sword in my right hand, but the left handâs tentacle defeats the enemy before they even come near. Autoattacking even as Iâm standing still. It is convenient butâŠ
-How much mana do you have?
-Haang, I donât worry about afterwards! Thatâs this Arcadiaâs cweed!
-I do have to worry about afterwards though?
Even though the metal bat recharges by itself, it has its limits.
And what if, that mana ran out? The defenses of metal bat is done, at the same time Iâm also done for.
The only things left are a nice boat or imprisonment end, just those two.
-Then, for owner! Ultimate Hundred Tentacle Violator attaaaack!
âKu, kuaaak!ââBlock it!â
âKuaaak, the damage comes through even if we block iiiiiiiiiittt!â
âDodge! I, Iâm done forâŠâ
âMaster! Just what the heck did Master create!â
What was in my field of vision was seriously around a hundred or so tentacles sprouting from my left hand and people getting violated by those left and right. And Sia who was horrified at the sight.
Sorry, I donât know what I made either. Nor do I want to know.
-Haang, what owner made is of course the beautiful goddess, Arcadia! You donât have to be embawassed! If youâre embarrassed then you lose owner!
-Then I will become a loser today! After losing I will gain the freedom to be embarrassed!
-Haang, owner canât be honest.
Now the faceless masked assassins are mostly down for the count. Facing me was Sia who was glaring at me while biting down on her red lips.
âDo you really hate me that much? To bring out that monstrosity!â
-Monstrosity! This unniâs been treating me really awfully for a while now?
âHate⊠I donât hate you. But I donât like you either. Just a cute disciple overflowing with personality. Thatâs what I think of you.â
-Youâre the student, Iâm the teacher! And Iâm the punishment tool in between! The three of us are tied by the schoolyard string of fate! So donât hate meee, pretty unni!
Ignoring the declaration that casually pushed everyoneâs school years into hell, Sia was shaking with her head bowed down at my words. Just what is she feeling I wonder?
Shame? Embarrassment? If she was a normal woman sheâd be crying having had her passionate proposal rejectedâŠ
-Embarrassed because she was rejected?
-Like my disciples would ever be like that.
Her subordinates are all down, close combat is impossible. If there was anything she could do thenâŠ
âAfter I parted from Master, the contract I managed to make, great goddess of hell, Styx. Master.â
-Owner, owner? Those eyes are dangerous! Really dangerous you know? Eyes are all spinny spinny? It looks like sheâll run at us to die together? The contracted goddess is the goddess of hell!
âMaster. No matter what Master says I canât give up on you. SoâŠâ
Yep. I think I know whatâs coming.
âTogether with me.â
-According to the will of my contractor.
God. Existences that can be compared among hellâs archdevils among summons. Another worldâs absolute beingsâŠ
âOn you go.â
-Die⊠Kuaaaaaaaaaht?!
Kang!
-Haang, this worldâs only goddess is me, the one and only Arcadia!
ââŠEh?â
Was blown away with a crisp sound.
âDesummoned? A god? In one hit? Urrk.â
Whether she received a critical mental hit, I hit Siaâs stomach while she was stunned.
âBad⊠manâŠâ
âOnce you wake up you will already be at your house.â
â..sterâsâŠ. Not wiâŠâ
She was muttering something but she couldnât take the following strike and passed out.
-Owner, whatâre you going to do? Killâem all?
-I donât kill my disicples.
-Ho? Was owner a kind of person someone who cared about that?
-I am that kind of person.
-Owner is a person! I thought you were a devil at least!
Although to save this noisy childâs mana I want to undo the transformation, but just in case of a final strike, there could be agents lying in ambush so I should go out like this for now.
Because just when I exit I could have the princess waiting for me with thousands of soldiers saying âI was waiting for you!â or the organizationâs boss that Iâve never seen before with bloodshot eyes yelling âBecause of you, our thousand-year history of Howling is!â could be waiting for me.
-Weiiing? Someoneâs there!
Look here! Is there not already something on the metal batâs radar!
Iâm already everyoneâs enemy! So before I get hit first I will be the one to get the first strike!