The Counterattack Plan of A Villain With Ten Thousand Fans Chapter 15
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Oct 06, 2019
☆、Chapter 15
Tong Xiaoxiao was very anxious, she stroke Ling Chunan's chest but did not touch the jade pendant.
“No way. I remember him hanging it on his chest in the previous life. Is it on another place?” She mumbled on one side, while her hands goes lower and lower.
“I've been touched everywhere by man, but I've never been touched by a woman,” Ling Chunan complained, “her strength is not comfortable at all.”
098 egged on : “You can get up and beat her up.”
“No, I have to wait for the male lead to be the hero that saved the beauty.” Ling Chunan's tone was somewhat complaining, “Why hasn't he come out yet?” He obviously has woken up when I passed his tent, and I just heard some footsteps, has he not seen the female lead's true color after this long? “
Then Ling Chunan found that his clothes had been removed, “…
She has gone too far!"
Looking at the incoming figure, 098 sneered: “It's you who demand too much good luck.”
Qin Haoyuan clearly said that he did not understand what he felt for Ling Chunan, from the anger to remorse in the beginning, then to a more complex feeling afterwards, and finally he did not know what to think at the moment, he seems to have experienced countless psychological journey, but it's also like a joke.
When he found out that Tong Xiaoxiao had started to do something to Ling Chunan, he did not go out immediately, but when he saw that Tong Xiaoxiao unexpectedly began to took off Ling Chunan clothes, it was already too late when he want to go out.
Someone is one step ahead of him.
Zeng Wuyue had a dark face and did not even use his ability when he directly slapped Tong Xiaoxiao flying.
Without even a cry, the delicate female lead knocked into a stone not far away and fainted half alive, and that stone was where Qin Haoyuan was hiding.
When he made eye contact with Zeng Wuyue's ice cold eyes, Qin Haoyuan could not help but tremble, most of the beautiful scenery that originally rose from Ling Chunan dissipated, he looked at Tong Xiaoxiao who was still on the ground, then took a step to picked her up and left.
Before, the hands that touched his body belong to the female lead suddenly disappeared, Ling Chunan did not have time to be baffled when the smell that he's familiar with hold him into their arms.
“098! Why didn't you tell me uncle was coming?" Ling Chunan complained in the bottom of his heart, it's not that he was afraid of Zeng Wuyue, rated, it was because this man was not only a vinegar jar, he's also have a kidney treasure. He really could not stand it!
“The system is on standby.” There was no fluctuation in 098 voice, but Ling Chunan heard a glimmer of schadenfreude.
“Baby, I asked why you were so cold to me today, turns out it's because you wanted to meet other girl at night.”
Zeng Wuyue's voice rang in his ears. Ling Chunan could not help but shudder, opened his eyes and wrapped his arms around Zeng Wuyue's neck, he kissed him on his face, and gave him a flattering smile. “I merely seeing that she has been looking at me all day, as if she had some intentions towards me. I'm trying to test her, there's really nothing between me and her.”
“If there's nothing then why did you let her push you to the ground and do whatever she want?” Zeng Wuyue's eyes darkened.
“She knocked me out!” Ling Chunan pulled the back collar and said pitifully, “She did it so hard. You see, it must be green.”
There was indeed a big piece of greenish blue, and Zeng Wuyue reached out and gently touched the blued skin, “Don't let this happen next time.”
Ling Chunan, who thought that he had escaped, nodded again and again, and then he felt the overwhelming grassy lawn on his back, “Oh, oh…” He's really holding his pee down!
The next day, near dawn, Zeng Wuyue carrying the totally dejected Ling Chunan back to the tent, he have a face that said he have nothing left to live for.
Zeng Wuyue put him on the quilt. “Baby, don't be angry. I'm wrong. Are you hungry?” As he spoke, he handed him his arm.
Ling Chunan took a glance at Zeng Wuyue, turned his head and ignored him, and sighed many times in his heart, “Hah.”1
098 comforted : “Please do not be discouraged Host, the counterattack value increased by 5% last night.”
Ling Chunan : “Hah, you are a system, you do not understand.”
“It's only peeing on your pants, there's nothing to be ashamed of.”
“…”
The open mindedness of the system made Ling Chunan a little scared. He clearly remembers that when they just started working together, 098 was still a very shy system. How did it change so quickly? “098, has your program been updated?”
“Yes, it was updated not long ago.” 098 replied, “In order to better serve Host, a variety of functions have been unlocked.”
“It's also including these… not suitable for children kind? “
“Not included,” 098 said.
“Hehe,” Ling Chunan sneered, and then continued to sigh.
Early in the morning the next day, the subordinates found out that the originally already sticky and pampering Zeng's Fifth Master has finally become a lowly concubine of Master Ling, only talk and do things with a sense of flattery.
However, Ling Chunan, who originally loves to stick to Zeng Wuyue, was particularly cold and ignored his love.
Everyone was unclear at what they're looking at that early morning, and finally, it was the caretaker Yuan Wu who giving out the point that makes everyone understood, it must have been because Zeng Wuyue has provoked Master Ling and made him unhappy.
The subordinates gossiped about it secretly for a while.
“Unexpectedly, the Fifth Master actually is a henpecked man2,” a big bearded man tore open a bag of pickles and poured half of them on the congee.
“Shh, keep your voice down,”
a man snatched the other half of the pickles on his hand and glanced at Zeng's Fifth Master, who was trying to feed Ling Chunan, “No need to say anything, if my future wife has such good-look and strength, I would also like to be a wife's slave.”
“Tsk3, come on, look at your own appearance.” The big man that carried a bowl next to him chimed in, then snatched out a chopstick of pickles from the talking man's bowl, and the two quarreled.
Ling Chunan fended off the spoon on Zeng Wuyue's hand and got up and walked toward the car, “098, why didn't I see the male and female lead?”
“The female lead was beaten half to death by Zeng Wuyue yesterday. Even if she had a healing ability, she would have to recuperate for a while. The male lead seemed to have been hit, and just a moment ago, he had just break up with the female lead who had just woke up,” 098 continued, “Host, Zeng Wuyue has caught up with you.”
“I know,” Ling Chunan opened the car door and sat inside.
The female lead was carried into a car, and no one knew why she was suddenly so badly hurt, but Zeng Wuyue did not say to throw her out, and it was not easy for everyone to throw her away, or let her get into the original car. As to whether the bumpy ride will aggravate her injury, it was not part of their consideration.
After a good meal, Ling Chunan forgave Zeng Wuyue. He thought that no one knew about last night except Zeng Wuyue and 098, and it was unlikely that they would tell others, not to mention that nothing was more important than food. Especially such delicious food as Zeng Wuyue.
However, Yuan Wu, who got on the car midway, was stunned by the bloody smell on the car, especially when he looked at Zeng Wuyue who were covered in blood and the bright red color on the corner of Ling Chunan's mouth, he was even more dumbfounded, “Ma, Master Ling? Fifth Master? “
“It's all right. Just pretend you didn't see anything,” Zeng Wuyue stretched out his hand to wipe the corners of Ling Chunan's mouth, and he swept his cold eyes at Yuan Wu, “Got it?”
“Understood, understood.” Yuan Wu looked at Ling Chunan who shows a smiling face, and he gave back a stiff smile, and then with trembling hands, he turned the car keys several times, only then the car lit up.
He finally understood why every time Su Hu4, the bodyguard brother, have a very odd facial expression when he heard him say that Master Ling and the Fifth Master had locked himself out of the car again.
It turns out that in addition to doing that thing, they're also… Eating.
As an old man who followed Zeng Wuyue and take care of him, Yuan Wu naturally knew that Zeng Wuyue had a special physique and his wounds healed very quickly, but how could he treat himself as food!
Taking a glance back at the gentle face of his boss, Yuan Wu swallowed the advice that had come to his mouth.
After the cars stopped, Yuan Wu went to the bodyguard brother for the first time, “Su Hu, did you already know the matter about Master Ling and the Fifth Master?”
“What?” The bodyguard brother look confused, and his fingers scratched the back of his head stiffly, “Brother Wu, what do you know?”
“Master Ling is not infected with the zombie virus, right?” Yuan Wu was a little anxious.
The bodyguard brother suddenly relaxed a little, “No, how can it be, Master Ling is alright.” He paused and lowered his voice, “The first time I saw Master Ling, cough, he has bite the Fifth Master before the apocalypse, when there was no zombie virus.”
“Then how could that happen?” How can anyone like to chew a human?
The bodyguard brother leaned closer to Yuan Wu and said mysteriously, “I think that, Master Ling,” he pointed to his head, “might have some issue there.”
Fifth Master probably has some problems, too.
The eavesdropping 098 reported the contents of their conversation promptly, “Host, bodyguard brother said that there's something wrong with your brain.”
Ling Chunan raised his eyelids and said coldly, “Oh.”
Yuan Wu finally decided to ignore this matter, as Zeng Wuyue is willing to let Ling Chunan bite… as long as Fifth Master was happy.
Half a month later, the convoy arrived calmly outside Jing Cheng.
Raw words count : 2.580
Sorry for the delay guys, was having a tight deadline last week so I can't translate.
Also, my words count is pretty wonky most of the time so they actually might not even accurate. XD
AND, if you haven't read my announcement yet, please do read it here as it is kinda important I guess.
Rotten Bird Little Theatre
Dear Host Nan Nan : "…098, why are you so cold ah…"
The 098 System : "Host, what do you mean?" calm
Dear Host Nan Nan : "You're pretending to not know?"
The 098 System: "I'm just a humbled System that's lacking in emotion as humans do, so do tell me what is it that's bothering you." formal
Dear Host Nan Nan : "…098, you're making me scared, please stop."
The 098 System : "What do you mean by that?" ignorant
Dear Host Nan Nan : "…Who are you?! Where's my cute, shy System?! I want a refund!"
The 098 System: "The previous 'cute and shy' System is no more. I've ascended." serious
Dear Host Nan Nan: "…"
System finally able to put a point after a continued loss over its overbearing Host.
this is just a sigh voice. It's wrote as AI, so I'm not sure how to translate it since he cannot be saying "sigh" right? So just remember if I do HAH instead of AI, it is sighing, no mocking tone. ↩妻管严 (qī guǎn yán), basically husbands or boyfriends who were afraid(?) or pampering of their SO, typically obedient of their wife, wife slave etc, you got my point. ↩its a tongue click (ze), could also be used to utter either disgust or admiration, usually the English onomatopoeia is tut (I think), but I'm for some reason felt not comfortable using that word, so I'll be using tsk every time, as it was the usual onomatopoeia in my country, sorry. ↩oh wait, is this the first time we heard bodyguard brother name? OvO not sure how to translate the surname but his given name mean tiger. ↩