Chapter 409: Side Story 23 - An extremely peaceful wedding ? 2
Ilya seemed to be shocked after seeing that familiar face.
âW, what is going on?â
Galina shouldn't be here.
âGalina is dead in both my past life and this life.â
Of course, there was a bit of a difference between the past when Ju-Heon was involved in the process, and the present.
But it was just a difference between shooting her before she turned into a monster or using his devil artifact to rip her to shreds after Galina became a monster.
That meant that there was only one explanation.
Ilya immediately tried to kill Galina.
âYou damn artifact bastard. Stop trying to pull some shit on me and get loâŚugh!â
Dan smacked Ilya on the back.
âHey! What the hell are you doing?!â
Dan ignored Ilya and quickly grabbed Galina. It was as if he had known about her existence in advance.
âMiss Galina, where is the Captain-nimâs bride? I need to take herâŚâ
âNo, I am his bride. I'm the one walking down the aisle today.â
â?!â
Even Dan was shocked this time. It was because Galina said the following.
"The brides-to-be failed to control the Treasure in the end! That is why I am going in their placeâŚâ
Ilya's mind was so completely destroyed that it was almost impossible to recover.
âWhat the hell did that Captain son of a bitch do now?!â
However, at that momentâŚ
Bang!
âThat woman is Seo Ju-Heon's bride!â
âGet rid of the bride! Get rid of the bride!â
â!â
Terrorists who were against the Majesty suddenly appeared. There were the bastards who had the ring stolen from them as well.
"Get rid of Seo Ju-Heon's bride! We must prevent the Majestyâs wedding!â
Galina then looked toward a narrow alley and nodded her head.
âHurry up and go! Youâre going to be late!â
There were some familiar faces when they looked in the same direction.
âIrene and Seol-A!â
Dan immediately realized Galinaâs intentions after finding them.
âShe was using herself as bait for the real brides!â
That was right.
Ju-Heonâs wedding day was fated to be hindered in many ways.
Some dictatorships considered the Majesty to be a thorn in their eyes.
The reason there were so few enemies today was because they kept the date, location, and the identity of the bride all hidden until today.
It was obvious that the wedding would be delayed if things continued like this. That was why Galina, who had been with the ladies, chose to be the bait.
âAh! The bride is escaping!â
"Chase her!â
The enemies started to attack Galina.
âManâŚthereâs less than an hour left. Why is the bride so late?!â
Back in the reception area, Julian felt as if his ass was on fire while looking at the clock.
"Will they make it in time? Are you sure nothing happened to them?â
Jaeha, unlike Julian, was very calm.
âHey hey. Dan went to get them. I doubt anything happened to them.â
âThen what about Ilya and Galina?â
âAs for them, wellâŚI'm sure theyâre hugging each other and crying. Who cares if they are late when he is meeting his dead lover who has come back to life?â
âWhat? They can't be late! Weren't we going to get Ilya and Galina married here today as well?!â
That was right.
Galina was a present Ju-Heon was giving Ilya. Something Jaeha came over and mentioned to Ju-Heon had been the motivation behind it.
âHey Captain-nim, are you unable to bring Galina back to life with your powers?â
âWhat? How do you know about Galina? Did youâŚâŚâ
âN, no! I didn't dig into his past or anything! The little chick just told us over drinks!â
Ju-Heon seemed quite shocked to hear that.
âReally? He told you himself? He told all of you?â
Ju-Heon had smiled with satisfaction.
âI guess heâs finally let most of it go.â
Ju-Heon had a suspicious smile on his face before he quickly disappeared.
He had then come back with Galina. Ju-Heon was planning on sending that couple down the aisle in his place.
Why?
He expected that Irene and Seol-A would have been unable to control the Treasure before the wedding day.
âI looked into it, and even I would find it difficult to activate it. I would probably need to slowly work on it for a year or two.â
âThenâŚ!â
âI doubt that theyâll be able to do it by the wedding day. It is an auspicious day so I don't want to waste itâŚâ
âThen I guess you'll be walking down the aisle with artifactsâŚâŚugh!â
That was why Ju-Heon was going to be the cool guy who gifted this year's date to his subordinate while aiming for a different year for himself.
But what?
[I succeeded!]
[I'm able to control the Treasure!]
â?!â
Even Ju-Heon had been shocked to hear that unexpected news.
ââŚâŚThey really managed to handle that shitty thing?â
Well, it was fitting for the women he chose for himself, butâŚ
Anyway, Ju-Heon's wedding was going to proceed as planned. He decided to make it a two part ordeal to have Ilyaâs wedding today as well.
He thought it would be entertaining to have the same wedding anniversary.
That was why they just needed to get here, butâŚâŚ
âWhy are they taking so long?! The bride is the most important part of the wedding! When will she get here?!â
Why were they taking so long?
âIrene Holten and Lee Seol-A are over there!â
Irene and Seol-A were grinding their teeth. They managed to get near the wedding venue thanks to Dan after Galina sacrificed herself as bait, butâŚ
âThose shitheadsâŚ!â
Of course, she could easily send these bastards flying if she used her power of destitution.
HoweverâŚ
âStop it! You must not use it at all today!â
âUgh.â
Destitution was a power that brought destruction. Irene could usually control it, but it was different for extremely happy or sad days.
It was like fire meeting oil.
The power of destitution went berserk on her happiest or saddest days.
âSo I will take care of theseâŚâ
Irene screamed as Seol-A was about to use her ghost artifact.
âYou can't use that either! It will turn into a funeral instead!â
âUgh! Then another artifactâŚ!â
Their enemies foamed at the mouth and were sent flying at that moment.
Crack!
â!â
[#$&#!]
Are you going to keep bothering us? Are you?!
The rope suddenly flew over and body slammed the enemies. The rope, wearing a red ribbon, seemed extremely angry as it whipped the enemies relentlessly.
âAaah! This damn rope!â
"Ahh!â
The rope, which has powered up quite a bit now, was strong enough that just being hit by it felt as if your bones would break.
âUgh! Uggggggh!â
They then heard a familiar voice.
âHurry! Thereâs only 15 minutes left until the ceremony starts!â
"June!â
June, who came to get the brides, quickly summoned something.
Booooooooom!
They were artifacts. The most eye-catching of them was a large golden worm.
[Hand over a wedding gift if you want to go in, you sons of bitches!]
âAaah! What the hell is that?!â
[Are you trying to freeload?! Huh?]
âAaaaaaaaaaaaah!â
That bastard excitedly ripped the enemies off.
âHurry up and go inside! Hurry!â
They urgently rushed into the wedding venue. Julian quickly ran over to them.
âWhy are you two so late?! The Captain almost went to look for you guys. You should have called us if you were in a sticky situation!â
âWe're sorryâŚwe thought that we would be able to make it over quicklyâŚ!â
âMultiple incidents layered on top of each otherâŚâ
âItâs fine since you are here now.â
â!â
Ju-Heon smiled and approached them. He was holding the beautiful dress made of the fairy's winged cloth.
âAlright, you should go wear this now, shouldnât you? I'll put it on you since we don't have much time.â
âExcuse me? N, no, waitâŚ!â
Irene looked toward Seol-A for some reason and Seol-A smacked Ireneâs back.
âWhy are you doing this now? I'm going to wear it if you donât want to!â
ââŚâŚ!â
Irene looked embarrassed as she grabbed Ju-Heon's hand. Seol-A turned around saying that they should head to their seats and Julian asked.
âSeol-A, are you really okay?â
âYes, itâs fine.â
âIt's not like I wonât be able to marry the Captain-nim.â
She was just angry that she would not be the first to marry Ju-Heon!
âDamn, what a pity! It was just by a few seconds!â
Both of them did activate the Treasure, but Irene had been just a bit quicker.
That was why Irene was walking down the aisle first.
A bet was a bet.
Furthermore, she still failed every so often, so she might as well train with it a little more.
âYou just wait, one year, two yearsâŚno, I'll be married to him within a few months too.â
The wedding of the century was finally starting.
âPlease be happy!â
âIrene, youâre so beautiful!â
âYou have a handsome new son-in-law! Congratulations Mr. Holten!â
The two of their wedding was quite explosive.
Of course, the most explosive of them all was when Ju-Heon got to kiss Irene after the exchanging of the rings.
George looked ready to throw a dagger at Ju-Heon at that moment.
âFuck, I'll let you off since you are at least marrying Irene first!â
As they were finally taking the pictures they couldnât take prior to the ceremonyâŚ
âHave you seen Ilya and Galina?â
Ju-Heon was looking for the two of them.
âI was going to have the two of them get married before the dinner party. Did they even show up to the wedding?â
An anxious Dan looked around.
âYes sir, I definitely saw them there, butâŚâ
âAh, theyâre over there.â
Jaeha, who was emptying a glass of wine, pointed to the back.
âBut I donât think they can get married today even if you find them. Well, they may never be able to get married at allâŚâŚâ
âWhat? Why?â
What was the reason behind it?
They heard someone screaming not too far away as Jaeha was about to respond.
âIlyaaaaaaaaa!â
â!â
The team members became shocked and all rushed toward the noise. They found Galina and an unconscious Ilya on the ground.
âIlyaaaaaaaaa! Wake up! Ilyaaaaaaaaa!â
Galina was crying with an almost dead(?) Ilya in front of her.
Ju-Heon urgently walked up to the two of them.
âWhat is it, whatâs going on?â
âT, thatâŚ!â
Galina grabbed Ju-Heon and cried.
âMr. Ju-Heeeeeeon! What should we do? Ilya canât touch me at all~â
â?!â
That was right.
What was the point of this emotional reunion?!
Who cared if they were able to meet again like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl on July seventh?!
Galina was a Holy artifact after turning into Saint Maryâs artifact. Ilya was a devil artifact user.
He couldn't touch her even though he wanted to do so because of the repulsion between the two types of artifacts!
Of course, Ilya wouldn't let that stop him.
âN, no. The Captain did all of this so that we can meet again. I can touch you⌠No, fuck, I'm going to touch you! âŚâŚAhhh!â
Ilya screamed and fainted while trying to touch Galinaâs boob. The pain that felt as if he was being burnt to a crisp by thunderbolts was beyond anything he could have ever imagined.
An astonished Julian turned toward Ju-Heon.
âHold on! You didn't revive her as a person?!â
"A, ah. ThatâŚâ
Ju-Heon was sweating bullets.
All he did was restore the destroyed Saint Maryâs artifact and revive Galinaâs personality.
He just had to use the Akashic records to modify the part about how her conscience would be swallowed by the artifact as a risk.
Anyway, the current Galina was an artifact.
His original plan had been to use the Akashic records to turn her into a human, butâŚ
[Warning. This is at the level of harming humanity.]
[It may end up changing the past and future of Earth.]
After being unable to do that, he just used the Ravenâs Tears on her instead. The team members felt pity for Ilya.
âDoes he have to break his contracts with his devil artifact?â
âNo, he has so much negative karma that itâll be difficult to break the contract.â
"Ah, our poor little chickâŚâŚ This is like hopeful torture.â
Ju-Heon let out a fake cough after hearing that.
âI didn't expect it to be this bad.â
âDonât worry. Our fat pig should be able to make something that will let you touch a holy artifact.â
âAt least I think she can.â
âThen I guess the two of them canât get married today. Should we cancel part two?â
Chloe asked and Ju-Heon asked if there was a need to do so.
âIn this case, why don't we have the damn pushover and Nina get married? Donât you two need to quickly get married?â
â?!â
Jaeha and Julian had extremely different, one full of joy, the other full of sorrow, expressions on their faces. Julian gasped and grabbed Ju-Heon by the collar.
âHey, are you really going to be like this? You're going to make them have a shotgun wedding like this?!â
Ju-Heon laughed before responding.
âYouâre going to destroy all plans if we don't do something like this.â
âAaah! No! This wedding will not happen. Who gave them permission?!â
âAww come on. You have no choice. Our niece is already waiting for us.â
âAaaaaaaaaak!â
Julian could only boil with anger without being able to do anything.
However, at that momentâŚ
âWho knows? Based on Jaeha and Ninaâs situation, they could probably take it slow and wait a few yearsâŚâ
âWhat? But NinaâŚâ
âNo, Nina is not pregnant.â
â?!â
The doctor bluntly blurted out the facts. The joy and sorrow was in reverse this time.
âBased on what Nina told us, it is questionable if they even did itâŚâ
Joy nodded her head as well. Then was the reason Nina angrily kicked Jaeha because she seduced him so much but couldnât put a hand on him?
Julian shouted with Joy while Jaeha was shaking.
âThen what about that pregnancy test?!â
The Supreme Leader of the artifacts smiled and feigned ignorance after receiving everybody's gazes.
âWho knows? I'm getting old now so I might have made a mistake and thought I saw it in Ninaâs room.â
âHey!â
Jaeha was in disbelief while Julian was praying to God and cheering with joy.
âThat dream of conception was just bullshit! Good, you guys break up right now! Break up!â
âDamn it!â
âIt was just a damn dream that the two of you did it! Break up right now!â
âNo! It wasn't a dream!â
Jaeha felt wronged.
It had been Nina pushing him down, but he was sure of it.
It was back when he found out the truth about Ninaâs feelings.
It was after Nina, the girl who he thought was a stalker and a murderer, almost died protecting him.
âHey Nina? I understand how you feel, but you're injured. You got discharged from the hospital, but you canât move yet⌠ugh!â
Nina had knocked him unconscious(?) as if telling him to shut up. Although he had some memories of that time, he thought it was a dream because he didnât think he would do it with someone who was still recovering, butâŚ
âNow that I think about it, it wasn't a dream!â
They couldn't ever do it again after that because the damn artifacts were drooling and being perverted voyeurs.
[#$&#!]
Human, we will help you as a reward for restoring us over and over! Hurry up and try!
[#$&*!]
Wait, not there! Deeper! Push it in deep! No, the angle is wrong!
[$#&$!]
Donât feel bad because yours is smaller than the Majestyâs! What is important is the skills!
âDamn it #$#&!â
âThis shitty artifacts! Fuck, itâs not like I'm a king from the Joseon era who did it in front of his vassals!â
Anyway, there was someone else whose eyes were sparkling after hearing this news.
It was Jaehaâs hoobae Yoon Min Hee, who was at the wedding as well.
She had been stuck next to Jaeha during his copycat days until Ju-Heon appeared.
She was also the same girl who was praying every single night for Nina and Jaeha to break up.
âOkay. That means that I still have a chance!â
She might end up being a perfect partner for Julian to break this relationship apart.
However, at that momentâŚ
Dan mentioned something.
âWell then⌠That means that Nina is not pregnant but not that the pregnancy test was fake, doesnât it?â
â!â
Everybody's eyes opened wide.
âNow that he mentioned itâŚ! Then whose pregnancy test was it?â
It was at that moment.
âMmph!â
â!â
The team members quickly looked around. An extremely fragrant barbeque was being delivered into the reception area.
And thenâŚ
âMmph!â
Everybody anxiously turned toward the sound of the noise.
It was Irene!
âP, perhapsâŚ?!â
Irene awkwardly smiled.
âAh, umm⌠I couldnât say anything because it disappeared from my drawer, but that test is mineâŚâ
The team members gasped. Ju-Heon was sweating bullets again.
âUmm, Captain-nimâŚâŚ?â
âAhem, sorry. I guess it was me.â
âCaptain-nim!â
âN, no, t, this is good. The dream of conception seemed to be for a girl. I'll happily receive this gift of a daughter.â
âHey!â
The team members grabbed the back of their necks. A daughter between Ju-Heon and Irene would be the beauty of the century no matter what, butâŚâŚ.
âWait, thatâs not the issue right now.
This guy, Mr. guaranteed to be number 1 daughter idiot, is going to get a daughter?â
âWaâŚhey! No! The dream of conception was wrong. It was just bullshit!â
âIrene, no. You can't have a daughter in order for us to have world peace!â
But at that momentâŚ
âWho knows? Are you sure it is just one daughter?â
June made a suspicious comment.
âHe said that there were lots of carps in the dream of conception.â
ââŚâŚ?!â
As soon as he said that⌠Seol-A suddenly covered her mouth.
âMmph!â
â!â
The team membersâ expressions changed. Even Ju-Heon seemed anxious.
âS, Seol-A?â
Seol-A anxiously shook her head.
âN, no! Thereâs no wayâŚno, this is⌠mmph!â
â?!â
That wasnât all.
[Mmph!]
[Mmmmph!]
Artifacts with female appearances started showing the same reactions. Ju-Heon had a mental breakdown while Julian grabbed their Captain by the collar.
âHey! What the hell have you been doingâŚ?!â
âNo, I didn't do anything. Hey! June!â
âThis is great. It looks like itâll be you up again for part 2, Captain-nim.â
âHey!â
June ran away while looking at the rope.
The rope was trying so hard to imitate the morning sickness.
Maybe it thought that it would be able to marry Ju-Heon if it did this.
But June lightly smacked the rope and picked it up.
âNot you.â
The rope whined and kept trying because it liked Ju-Heon so much. June smiled bitterly.
âI guess I have no choice.â
June took out the Cradleâs core. The Cradle (Birth) had been destroyed by the apocalypse artifacts in the past.
Although June only had the power to destroy things, this one was different.
It was an amazing artifact that was capable of giving birth to artifacts with the Majesty. It was the Treasure that all past Majesties had desired.
Even after Birth had its body destroyed, whether it was its instincts as the Cradle or attraction, it always roamed around the Majestyâs side. It was like a ghost or an invisible person.
For hundreds, no, thousands of yearsâŚ
It did that despite none of the Majesties realizing its existence.
HoweverâŚ
âHas this child been abandoned?â
The Birth's conscience that had been floating around coincidentally ended up inside a dead human's body and the Majesty was finally able to notice it.
But it had to be the former Majesty of all people, the one that June loathed and ran away from.
âPoor kidâŚit looks like you cannot talk.â
âYour majesty.â
âI will take this child to the palace and raise her myself.â
Birth ended up being raised as the former Majestyâs daughter.
The former Majesty only figured it out right before he died.
He finally realized that this child of his was the Cradle(Birth) that he had desired for so long.
âWell, she couldn't use the Cradleâs power because I had the core.â
That had just been her conscience.
And thenâŚ
[#$&#*!]
Why wonât it work, why won't it work?!
June smiled while looking at the rope that was sulking because it couldnât have morning sickness. How could a rope that doesnât have a mouth have morning sickness?
More importantly, did it even know the meaning of morning sickness?
âI have no choice.â
Honestly speaking, he did not want this child to get close to the Majesty.
But June still secretly implanted Birthâs core into the rope.
âI will give it back to you since it is your power.â
June tapped the rope and a small light seeped into its body.
He prayed that although it died such a pitiful death after being executed by the artifacts in the past, it would be able to protect its master and be by his side until the end.
âBut why a damn rope of all things?â
The rope tilted its head as if it had not noticed the power of the core.
Ju-Heonâs chaotic Dominance spread out at that moment.
âCut the crap, you shitheads!â
Kyaaaa!]
[Kyaaaa!]
The female artifacts screamed and were sent flying.
[My king! Please stop! Your child inside of meâŚ!]
[Please don't do this to this humble girlâŚugh!]
And thenâŚ
âUmmâŚâŚ Representative-nim? They said that they are ready for part 2, but whatâŚâ
Edward, who came with the staff, didn't know what to do after seeing the human-shaped artifacts desperately faking morning sickness.
The artifacts seemed to have perfectly(?) learned the human culture as they were saying things as if they were spewing fire.
[Kyaaaaaaa! It's coming! The baby is about to be born!]
[My king! Your chiiiiiiiiild! Mmmmmph!]
[Morning sickness, it's morning sickness! Mmph! We must get married immediately!]
[What are you talking about? It's me, mmph! I will be the Majestyâs partneeeeeeeer!]
Well, it was hard to tell whether they were having morning sickness or just on drugs, butâŚ
âUmm, which of them shall I escort to the bride's prep roomâŚâŚâ
âWhat the fuck do you mean escort?! Throw them all into a fire!â
The veins were visible on Ju-Heonâs neck.
It was truly a peaceful wedding day, as peaceful as the beautiful sky above them.