Patient: “I have no money, no house, my parents are divorced, and I’m currently single. I have about 8,000 yuan in my phone, you can take it all.” Kidnapper: “…Wait, let’s follow the procedure, shall we?” Patient: “*Just tear up the ticket, thank you so much, you’re a really good person.” *(撕票) Just tear up the ticket – Kill a hostage usually held for ransom Kidnapper: “…I didn’t say anything about tearing up the ticket ah.” Patient: “I can handwrite a su*cide note to make it look like I killed myself.” Kidnapper: “I don’t intend to kill you, just give me the money.”