Chu Ling always thought she was just naturally bad at making friends.
Until one day, a system suddenly dropped into her life and told her she was actually a hated cannon fodder side character in a modern entertainment novel.
Chu Ling: Got it. I need to fix my public image.
System: Nope. You actually need to keep making people hate you to stay in character.
Chu Ling: Huh? Only an idiot would—
System: For every wave of negative emotions caused by you, we’ll deposit real money as a reward.
Chu Ling: —Thank you for the opportunity. I am that idiot. I’m all in.
Chu Ling joined a dating show and basically started swinging at everyone on screen. Her specialty? Not letting a single soul have peace.
A male guest with a “literary genius” persona gave her a heartfelt confession.
Chu Ling smiled sweetly: “Nice script. Shame the plagiarism check came back 90 percent. Better luck next time.”
Another rich-boy guest kept showing off in subtle ways.
Chu Ling rolled her eyes: “Bro, your fake watch is blinding me. Can you stop checking the time every ten seconds?”
A female guest gently asked her not to compete for the same guy since she already liked him.
Chu Ling gave her a pitying look: “Sweetheart, not everyone has taste as questionable as yours, alright?”
After racking up massive hatred across the internet, Chu Ling casually opened her account balance and sipped her tea: “Thank you, everyone. I humbly accept your criticism ^^”
But then, netizens slowly realized…
Her comebacks actually made sense.
She shut down toxic fans, exposed s*umbags, and snapped lovesick girls out of their delusions.
She wasn’t just stirring trouble — she was the mouthpiece of justice the internet didn’t know it needed.
A few episodes later…
Netizen A: Why hasn’t Chu Ling roasted anyone in so long?!
[You received ¥10,000.]
Netizen B: I used to find her so annoying, but after the last two episodes, I kinda want to become a fan. Is this curable?
[You received ¥50,000.]
Netizen C: Chu-jie! Without you, who’s gonna deal with all these tr*sh men?! Please come back!
[You received ¥100,000.]
Chu Ling (dazed): …Wait, no one told me that missing someone, feeling conflicted, and pining for love also count as negative emotions?
A man who tossed and turned, unable to sleep at night due to a secret crush: Hmm… why doesn’t it count?